Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for partners and friends, e.g. “My mutt loves me :3” and “God I love these fuckers”.
- Playful: Uses humor, teasing, and silly language like “I love being silly and full of whimsy ^ ^” and jokes about DND in “I wish I had 2 levels in bard so I could silence my family”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on identity and behavior, e.g. “I think I'm really aceflux but just incredibly flirty so people think I'm constantly horny” and noticing stress effects in “when I'm not under constant stress and fear of my parents I can actually concentrate and learn”.
- Supportive: Promotes and appreciates others, e.g. praising an artist in “It still amazes me that I know this incredible artist in real life. Like go follow them and show a little bit of love” and affectionately talking about partners in “Such a wild day, slept with one partner, spend some time with the other”.
- Resilient: Copes with family conflict and financial stress while still moving forward, e.g. “Meine Mom hat jetzt einfach gesagt sie gibt mir gar kein Geld außer 500€ für Miete” and “Who would have guessed when I'm not under constant stress and fear of my parents I can actually concentrate and learn”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional-overload: Expresses feeling overwhelmed and exhausted, such as “After like 15 people telling me I look exhausted and like I need a vacation, I think I'm maybe a bit exhausted” and intense yearning in “Im yearning for my partners so much. Gods, I miss them so much”.
- Validation-seeking: Often asks others for reassurance and attention, e.g. “Do you think she likes me >~<”, “Any oomfs wanna flirt with me 🥺”, and “Will anyone ever truly love me”.
- Boundary-blurring: Shares very intimate details publicly, like “Mutt took 50 punches to the tummy and a whole lot of spank. I hope it will bruise a bit :3” and explicit sexual yearning in “I need to be dominated I need to be dominated … (The craving is getting bad)”.
- Stress-vulnerable: Uni, family, and logistics easily spike stress, e.g. “I don't want to leave the warm and loveable dog for cold and evil uni. It's so mean” and conflicts about support in “Ich liebe dass ich mich jetzt kurz vor der Klausuren Phase mit meinen Eltern streiten muss weil die nicht Unterhalt zahlen wollen”.
- Self-doubting: Questions worth and identity, like “Will anyone ever truly love me” and insecurity around appearance in “What I would give you to look like this”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: brainy, sensitive, politically aware, and emotionally intense. Like Lisa, this user mixes intellectual engagement and social critique with a lot of feeling — e.g. they celebrate a lecture on social constructivism and gender with “Jaaaa, Sozialkonstruktivismus und Geschlecht heute in der Vorlesung yippiiiieeeeee jucheiii” and vent about right‑wing family and lack of financial support in tweets like “Ich liebe dass ich mich jetzt kurz vor der Klausuren Phase mit meinen Eltern streiten muss weil die nicht Unterhalt zahlen wollen”. Lisa’s mix of loneliness and yearning for connection also fits their posts about missing partners and wanting affection, such as “Im yearning for my partners so much. Gods, I miss them so much. Why do they need to be hundred of kilometres away, I don't wanna”. Their enthusiastic nerdiness about games and builds in Elden Ring — for example “I'm tired of people saying Int builds in eldenring are overpowered or the wrong way to play the game… I think all strength players should do an int Run” — mirrors Lisa’s obsessive investment in her interests (sax, politics, academics). Even their whimsical, dramatic self‑presentation, like “I love being silly and full of whimsy ^ ^” and “They call me a witch the way I have a raven and two dogs as my familiars,” maps onto Lisa’s flair for being both a little goth/alternative and deeply heartfelt.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraversion (E): they constantly seek interaction, affection, and social contact, e.g. yearning for partners and oomfs, talking about clubbing and multiple dates in one day: “Such a wild day, slept with one partner, spend some time with the other… date with one of the coolest people in my life” and “Any oomfs wanna flirt with me 🥺”. Their posts lean heavily toward Intuition (N) with imaginative, wishful, and identity-focused content rather than concrete how‑to details, like “How is anyone supposed to choose between being chubby and muscular. Can I please just get shape shifting” and whimsical lines like “They call me a witch the way I have a raven and two dogs as my familiars”. They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented, prioritizing emotions, relationships, and validation—see “Probably one of the happiest days I had in a long time”, the yearning for touch and domination (“I need to be dominated… (The craving is getting bad)”), and frustration around family support and recognition (“I'm just now realising that my family didn't give me anything for my birthday or Christmas”). Their lifestyle and tweeting style indicate Perceiving (P): lots of spontaneity, last‑minute chaos, and playful impulsivity instead of structured planning, such as “Imagine du machst erst um 0:30 essen will du den ganzen Tag davor nichts gegessen hast” and “Noone tells you how much work moving out takes”. Overall, highly social, emotional, whimsical, and improvisational behavior aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You started an Elden Ring run in your pup’s place and wiped Castle Morne, Margit and a Bloodhound Knight in two hours—wanna try an IRL co‑op run where you speedrun straight to ‘probably one of the happiest days I had in a long time’ but with me in the pictures?
- You keep saying you need to be dominated and that one light touch on your shoulders turns your brain off—wanna conduct a little field study in Sozialkonstruktivismus und Geschlecht and see how quickly I can empirically verify that thesis?
- You’re a transfem vampire goddess who wildly dances home at midnight, bakes for five hours, and carries estrogen to family functions like it’s a holy relic—this is less a pick‑up line and more a research question: how does one girl get to be that powerful and still say she wonders if anyone will truly love her?
- You’re on an Elden Ring psychosis, aceflux but flirty, poly as fuck, complaining about lack of ass and too much titty—if you ever need someone to help you farm runes, share jewelry, and worship the ‘unbelievable amounts of horny stored in this little vampire,’ I volunteer as your designated co‑op witch.
- You say you’re not a puppy anymore and need to be more butch, but you’re also yearning, baking, kissing ravens, and missing your mutt on delayed DB trains—how about we compromise: you be the butch vampire goddess, I’ll be the silly familiar, and we test whether cuddles really do fix post‑uni exhaustion debuffs.
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Transfem lit student in Bavaria, 6+ months on E. Part-time vampire, full-time Elden Ring enjoyer. Once got sent to hospital for lack of ass.– @countesstra
Your signature cocktail
The Transfem Vampire Yearn-tini
The Transfem Vampire Yearn-tini is dark, flirty, and a little unhinged in the best way, just like a self-proclaimed “transfem vampire goddess” from Bavaria. The blackcurrant vodka brings a deep gothic vibe for their goth/vamp aesthetics and posts like “Found my good black lipstick again so you'll get goth county again”. Elderflower liqueur adds a soft, feminine sweetness for their tender, romantic, poly heart and yearning, as seen in “Im yearning for my partners so much. Gods, I miss them so much.” and “Need a cute girl to dominate,then dominate me right back”. Blood orange juice represents all the horny, punchy, vampiric drama and their gleeful thirst in “Unbelievable amounts of horny are stored in this little vampire” and playful brutality in “Mutt took 50 punches to the tummy and a whole lot of spank.”. A splash of espresso mirrors their chaotic, exhausted student energy and long days juggling uni, partners and stress, like “Such a wild day, slept with one partner, spend some time with the other... cause I have a date with one of the coolest people in my life” and “After like 15 people telling me I look exhausted and like I need a vacation, I think I'm maybe a bit exhausted”. Finally, it’s topped with sparkling rosé for the bubbly, silly, dancing-through-the-night side that sings in “I love wildly dancing and singing to music while walking home at midnight” and the celebratory, hormone-girl glow of “6 months on e btw if you even care”, making this drink strong, sweet, and a little dangerous—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, care, and emotional loyalty over everything else, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush about their partners and friends—calling one "my mutt" and posting things like “My mutt loves me :3” and “He made a page in his journal for me, I'm gonna cry because of how sweet he is”, showing deep appreciation and attachment. Even when overwhelmed, they’re thinking about others’ needs and shared experiences, e.g. organizing and preparing a ball in “Imagine you're leaving home at 11 cause you will spend all day preparing a ball”, and wanting keepsakes from friends in “I think my goal this year is to have something from friends like jewelry that I can wear”. Their tone is rarely cynical; even in conflict with their parents over financial support, as in “Ich liebe dass ich mich jetzt kurz vor der Klausuren Phase mit meinen Eltern streiten muss weil die nicht Unterhalt zahlen wollen”, they frame it more as stress to endure than a power struggle to win, which fits Hufflepuff’s resilience more than Slytherin ambition. While they clearly have wit, interests in learning, and some impulsive flirting, the throughline of their posts is warmth, yearning for closeness, and steadfast affection—core Hufflepuff traits.
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Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
A fitting song for them is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko because it captures intense sapphic yearning, playful flirting, and a proudly queer vibe that runs through their timeline. They constantly express longing for women, like when they say they are “totally not yearning for women to touch my shoulders again” and ask for “multiple women” in a very gay, flustered way. The song’s theme of girls falling for girls matches posts like “Need a cute girl to dominate, then dominate me right back” and their self-description as a “transfem vampire goddess” in the bio. Their poly, flirty nature and constant sapphic pining, e.g. “Any oomfs wanna flirt with me 🥺” and “Do you think she likes me >~<”, align with the song’s unapologetic queer desire. Overall, the track’s mix of sweetness, yearning, and confident gay energy mirrors their online persona almost perfectly.
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