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The best match is Lisa Simpson: brainy, sensitive, politically aware, and emotionally intense. Like Lisa, this user mixes intellectual engagement and social critique with a lot of feeling — e.g. they celebrate a lecture on social constructivism and gender with “Jaaaa, Sozialkonstruktivismus und Geschlecht heute in der Vorlesung yippiiiieeeeee jucheiii” and vent about right‑wing family and lack of financial support in tweets like “Ich liebe dass ich mich jetzt kurz vor der Klausuren Phase mit meinen Eltern streiten muss weil die nicht Unterhalt zahlen wollen”. Lisa’s mix of loneliness and yearning for connection also fits their posts about missing partners and wanting affection, such as “Im yearning for my partners so much. Gods, I miss them so much. Why do they need to be hundred of kilometres away, I don't wanna”. Their enthusiastic nerdiness about games and builds in Elden Ring — for example “I'm tired of people saying Int builds in eldenring are overpowered or the wrong way to play the game… I think all strength players should do an int Run” — mirrors Lisa’s obsessive investment in her interests (sax, politics, academics). Even their whimsical, dramatic self‑presentation, like “I love being silly and full of whimsy ^ ^” and “They call me a witch the way I have a raven and two dogs as my familiars,” maps onto Lisa’s flair for being both a little goth/alternative and deeply heartfelt.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraversion (E): they constantly seek interaction, affection, and social contact, e.g. yearning for partners and oomfs, talking about clubbing and multiple dates in one day: “Such a wild day, slept with one partner, spend some time with the other… date with one of the coolest people in my life” and “Any oomfs wanna flirt with me 🥺”. Their posts lean heavily toward Intuition (N) with imaginative, wishful, and identity-focused content rather than concrete how‑to details, like “How is anyone supposed to choose between being chubby and muscular. Can I please just get shape shifting” and whimsical lines like “They call me a witch the way I have a raven and two dogs as my familiars”. They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented, prioritizing emotions, relationships, and validation—see “Probably one of the happiest days I had in a long time”, the yearning for touch and domination (“I need to be dominated… (The craving is getting bad)”), and frustration around family support and recognition (“I'm just now realising that my family didn't give me anything for my birthday or Christmas”). Their lifestyle and tweeting style indicate Perceiving (P): lots of spontaneity, last‑minute chaos, and playful impulsivity instead of structured planning, such as “Imagine du machst erst um 0:30 essen will du den ganzen Tag davor nichts gegessen hast” and “Noone tells you how much work moving out takes”. Overall, highly social, emotional, whimsical, and improvisational behavior aligns best with ENFP.

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Transfem lit student in Bavaria, 6+ months on E. Part-time vampire, full-time Elden Ring enjoyer. Once got sent to hospital for lack of ass.– @countesstra

Your signature cocktail
The Transfem Vampire Yearn-tini is dark, flirty, and a little unhinged in the best way, just like a self-proclaimed “transfem vampire goddess” from Bavaria. The blackcurrant vodka brings a deep gothic vibe for their goth/vamp aesthetics and posts like “Found my good black lipstick again so you'll get goth county again”. Elderflower liqueur adds a soft, feminine sweetness for their tender, romantic, poly heart and yearning, as seen in “Im yearning for my partners so much. Gods, I miss them so much.” and “Need a cute girl to dominate,then dominate me right back”. Blood orange juice represents all the horny, punchy, vampiric drama and their gleeful thirst in “Unbelievable amounts of horny are stored in this little vampire” and playful brutality in “Mutt took 50 punches to the tummy and a whole lot of spank.”. A splash of espresso mirrors their chaotic, exhausted student energy and long days juggling uni, partners and stress, like “Such a wild day, slept with one partner, spend some time with the other... cause I have a date with one of the coolest people in my life” and “After like 15 people telling me I look exhausted and like I need a vacation, I think I'm maybe a bit exhausted”. Finally, it’s topped with sparkling rosé for the bubbly, silly, dancing-through-the-night side that sings in “I love wildly dancing and singing to music while walking home at midnight” and the celebratory, hormone-girl glow of “6 months on e btw if you even care”, making this drink strong, sweet, and a little dangerous—just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center relationships, care, and emotional loyalty over everything else, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush about their partners and friends—calling one "my mutt" and posting things like “My mutt loves me :3” and “He made a page in his journal for me, I'm gonna cry because of how sweet he is”, showing deep appreciation and attachment. Even when overwhelmed, they’re thinking about others’ needs and shared experiences, e.g. organizing and preparing a ball in “Imagine you're leaving home at 11 cause you will spend all day preparing a ball”, and wanting keepsakes from friends in “I think my goal this year is to have something from friends like jewelry that I can wear”. Their tone is rarely cynical; even in conflict with their parents over financial support, as in “Ich liebe dass ich mich jetzt kurz vor der Klausuren Phase mit meinen Eltern streiten muss weil die nicht Unterhalt zahlen wollen”, they frame it more as stress to endure than a power struggle to win, which fits Hufflepuff’s resilience more than Slytherin ambition. While they clearly have wit, interests in learning, and some impulsive flirting, the throughline of their posts is warmth, yearning for closeness, and steadfast affection—core Hufflepuff traits.

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A fitting song for them is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko because it captures intense sapphic yearning, playful flirting, and a proudly queer vibe that runs through their timeline. They constantly express longing for women, like when they say they are “totally not yearning for women to touch my shoulders again” and ask for “multiple women” in a very gay, flustered way. The song’s theme of girls falling for girls matches posts like “Need a cute girl to dominate, then dominate me right back” and their self-description as a “transfem vampire goddess” in the bio. Their poly, flirty nature and constant sapphic pining, e.g. “Any oomfs wanna flirt with me 🥺” and “Do you think she likes me >~<”, align with the song’s unapologetic queer desire. Overall, the track’s mix of sweetness, yearning, and confident gay energy mirrors their online persona almost perfectly.

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