Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for harm and vulnerability, e.g. warning a dad about AI risks to his kids’ photos in “Please, sir, I implore you not to post your children.” and feeling bad about being too empathetic in “im too empathetic for my own good”.
- Protective: Defends people and boundaries strongly, like supporting their girlfriend in “coming out to defend my gf, ITS A DISCORD SERVER BRAH.” and setting clear DNI lines in both bio and “if your a shota/lolicon, or proship/darkship DOOO NOTTTTT interact”.
- Self‑aware: Open about mental health, trauma, and diagnosis: “I got diagnosed with autism are we surprised”, “trauma makes you stronger! well actually I have chronic headaches because PTS symptoms…”, and discussing OCD and past behaviour in “when I thought maggots were living in my skin”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and appreciation for partner and pets: calls girlfriend “THEE best gf ever” in bio, writes warmly in “this actually made me think… answer is yes, its my girlfriend” and posts lovingly about their cat in “follow my cat on tiktok guys..”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and vivid phrasing even in frustration, like “If god is real, whyd he make my nipple itch huh?” and the joking self‑intro in “for anyone wondering why Im such a joy to be around ..”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Often uses extremely aggressive or demeaning language, e.g. “#YOURAFUCKINGFAGGOTANDIHATEYOU 🥺” and “I need to be publically hanged”, which can escalate conflict and hurt others.
- Self‑destructiveness: Expresses urges toward self‑harm and death, like “I WANNA CUT GRJRHRHRHR”, “I want to cut CRAZY BAD but i dont have any blades”, and “staying awake is so hard when you dont even want to stay alive”.
- Body‑shaming: Though they reclaim ‘fat’ for themselves, they sometimes insult others’ bodies, e.g. “I can see my feet because my boobs are too big, you can't see your feet because your stomach is too big. Quiet down.”, undercutting their anti‑fatphobia stance in other tweets like “bro?? I WAS homeless ??? … I AM FAT??? I ONLY CALL MYSELF FAT???”.
- Conflict‑prone: Frequently pulled into intense arguments and callouts, such as “was arguing with someone when I realized I can just block them” and the combative reply in “I said I dont like incest or pedophilia… and you called me a white supremist..”.
- Emotional‑volatility: Timeline swings quickly between affection, rage, despair, and jokes: severe physical/mental distress in “it feels like someone is stabbing me in the stomach kill me” and “worst muscular pain of my life”, alongside sudden outbursts and caps‑locked reactions across many quoted tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally intense, and highly principled. Like Lisa, they’re driven by ethics and boundaries, clearly stating limits around harmful content and people, such as in “DNI shota/lolicons, Dark/Proshippers please!” and their list of things they hate including racists and pedophiles in “5 things I hate…”. They show introspection and vulnerability about mental health and trauma, similar to Lisa’s sensitivity, in tweets like “staying awake is so hard when you dont even want to stay alive 😔😔” and “trauma makes you stronger! well actually I have chronic headaches because…”. Their empathy and overthinking about relationships and friendships mirror Lisa’s anxious caring nature, as seen in “when i see all my friends post online about spending time together I feel sick…” and multiple tweets fiercely defending their girlfriend like “coming out to defend my gf, ITS A DISCORD SERVER BRAH. SET CLEAR BOUNDIRES.”. At the same time, they mix sharp, sometimes cutting humor and righteous anger—Lisa’s activist streak—visible in posts like “'The great noticing' you wanna know what im greatly noticing? the smell of your SHIT crusting on your trump boxers.”. Overall, they come across as a passionate, justice-focused, neurodivergent “overthinker with a big heart,” which is quintessential Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted: they constantly interact with others, reply to discourse, and make playful public appeals (e.g. “My favorite foods starting with 'L'! reply 🐇 for a letter!”), and openly share personal struggles and jokes with their timeline, suggesting energy from connection rather than strict privacy. Their style is strongly Intuitive, frequently shifting to broader meanings and implications instead of just concrete facts—for example, turning personal experience into commentary about trauma discourse and AI risks (“trauma makes you stronger! well actually I have chronic headaches because PTS symptoms…”, “AI technology is getting to a point photos like these can become dangerous.”). They are clearly Feeling-oriented: values and emotions drive their reactions, such as their intense moral stances on pedophilia/incest and proship (“I said I dont like incest or pedophilia (even in fictional media) and you called me a white supremist..”, “5 things I hate… 1. Racists 2. Pedophiles 3. Rapists…”), their empathy (“im too empathetic for my own good”), and passionate defense of their girlfriend (“coming out to defend my gf, ITS A DISCORD SERVER BRAH…”). They lean Perceiving: their tweets show spontaneity, emotional impulsiveness, and difficulty with strict structure (e.g. self-deprecating chaos around driving and life management: “I CANT FUCKING DRIVE!!!!”, joking about changing their profile rarely: “dw im changing it like I change my bra 🥹🥹 (almost never)”, plus repeated last-minute, feeling-driven decisions like throwing out blades for a “fresh start” (“had to throw out some of my blades so I can move… this is supposed to be a fresh start”)). Overall, their outward warmth, values-based judgments, emotional intensity, and flexible, scattered day-to-day life best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said staying awake is hard when you don’t even want to stay alive… if it helps, I’d gladly lose sleep just listening to you infodump about Redbull, autism assessments, and your cat’s FOMO trills.
- You ‘need to be publicly hanged,’ you ‘can’t fucking drive,’ and your thyroid is acting up—good news, I come with no driver’s license, a broken reputation, and a chronic crush on you. We can be disasters together.
- When your mom said ‘do you see how much weight you’re gaining?’ and you answered with ‘two beautiful boobies’—I knew you were hot, but I didn’t know you were a philosopher.
- You’re back in recovery, tossing blades, arguing with TikTok shedtwt people, and still taking time to warn dads about posting their kids because of AI—if that isn’t proof you’re a good person, I don’t know what is. Can I apply to be your emotional support girlfriend’s girlfriend’s friend?
- You love Redbull, spaghetti, your cat Lucille, and calling yourself a fatass with affection. Statistically, the next thing you fall in love with should be someone who already thinks you and your ‘handfuls’ are perfect—mind if I submit my application?
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Your new Twitter bio
Autistic student, chronic-illness speedrunner & cat PR manager. In recovery, in love, and loudly anti-bigot. Ask about Lucille Miette’s latest chaos.– @countfagass
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They consistently show a Gryffindor-style readiness to confront others directly, often stepping in when they feel something is wrong or unjust. For instance, they call out someone minimizing their experiences with fatphobia in a very head-on, confrontational way: “'#fatphobic 🥺' #YOURAFUCKINGFAGGOTANDIHATEYOU 🥺”, and they angrily rebut being labeled a white supremacist for opposing incest/pedophilia: “I said I dont like incest or pedophilia (even in fictional media) and you called me a white supremist..”. They also defend their girlfriend publicly and forcefully, showing a protective, almost knightly streak: “coming out to defend my gf, ITS A DISCORD SERVER BRAH. SET CLEAR BOUNDIRES. STOP FRAMING MY GIRL???”. Their willingness to be loudly principled about boundaries and harms—"DNI shota/lolicons, Dark/Proshippers" in their bio and their list of things they hate including racists, pedophiles, and rapists in “5 things I hate…”—fits Gryffindor’s moral boldness more than any other house. While they show loyalty to loved ones and some self-protective blocking behavior, the dominant pattern is an impulsive, emotionally-charged courage in standing up for themselves and others, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.
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This Is Me Trying - Taylor Swift
A well-suited song for them is This Is Me Trying by Taylor Swift, because it captures the feeling of fighting through pain while still showing up. They openly talk about recovery and self-harm urges, like when they say “I WANNA CUT GRJRHRHRHR” and “I want to cut CRAZY BAD but i dont have any blades and im supposed to be recovering 😪”, which echoes the song’s theme of struggling but choosing not to give up. The line “I’ve been having a hard time adjusting” fits with them mentioning chronic illness and mental health, such as “my thyroid is slipping out of range again i hate that my chronic illness is chronic” and “staying awake is so hard when you dont even want to stay alive 😔😔”. Despite all this, they keep affirming their relationships and love for their girlfriend, like “this actually made me think for a moment..Do I HAVE a best friend? answer is yes, its my girlfriend”, reflecting the song’s quiet hopefulness. Their mix of dark humor, hurt, and determination to stay in recovery matches the vulnerable honesty of the track.
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