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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally intense, and highly principled. Like Lisa, they’re driven by ethics and boundaries, clearly stating limits around harmful content and people, such as in “DNI shota/lolicons, Dark/Proshippers please!” and their list of things they hate including racists and pedophiles in “5 things I hate…”. They show introspection and vulnerability about mental health and trauma, similar to Lisa’s sensitivity, in tweets like “staying awake is so hard when you dont even want to stay alive 😔😔” and “trauma makes you stronger! well actually I have chronic headaches because…”. Their empathy and overthinking about relationships and friendships mirror Lisa’s anxious caring nature, as seen in “when i see all my friends post online about spending time together I feel sick…” and multiple tweets fiercely defending their girlfriend like “coming out to defend my gf, ITS A DISCORD SERVER BRAH. SET CLEAR BOUNDIRES.”. At the same time, they mix sharp, sometimes cutting humor and righteous anger—Lisa’s activist streak—visible in posts like “'The great noticing' you wanna know what im greatly noticing? the smell of your SHIT crusting on your trump boxers.”. Overall, they come across as a passionate, justice-focused, neurodivergent “overthinker with a big heart,” which is quintessential Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extroverted: they constantly interact with others, reply to discourse, and make playful public appeals (e.g. “My favorite foods starting with 'L'! reply 🐇 for a letter!”), and openly share personal struggles and jokes with their timeline, suggesting energy from connection rather than strict privacy. Their style is strongly Intuitive, frequently shifting to broader meanings and implications instead of just concrete facts—for example, turning personal experience into commentary about trauma discourse and AI risks (“trauma makes you stronger! well actually I have chronic headaches because PTS symptoms…”, “AI technology is getting to a point photos like these can become dangerous.”). They are clearly Feeling-oriented: values and emotions drive their reactions, such as their intense moral stances on pedophilia/incest and proship (“I said I dont like incest or pedophilia (even in fictional media) and you called me a white supremist..”, “5 things I hate… 1. Racists 2. Pedophiles 3. Rapists…”), their empathy (“im too empathetic for my own good”), and passionate defense of their girlfriend (“coming out to defend my gf, ITS A DISCORD SERVER BRAH…”). They lean Perceiving: their tweets show spontaneity, emotional impulsiveness, and difficulty with strict structure (e.g. self-deprecating chaos around driving and life management: “I CANT FUCKING DRIVE!!!!”, joking about changing their profile rarely: “dw im changing it like I change my bra 🥹🥹 (almost never)”, plus repeated last-minute, feeling-driven decisions like throwing out blades for a “fresh start” (“had to throw out some of my blades so I can move… this is supposed to be a fresh start”)). Overall, their outward warmth, values-based judgments, emotional intensity, and flexible, scattered day-to-day life best match ENFP.

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Autistic student, chronic-illness speedrunner & cat PR manager. In recovery, in love, and loudly anti-bigot. Ask about Lucille Miette’s latest chaos.– @countfagass

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They consistently show a Gryffindor-style readiness to confront others directly, often stepping in when they feel something is wrong or unjust. For instance, they call out someone minimizing their experiences with fatphobia in a very head-on, confrontational way: “'#fatphobic 🥺' #YOURAFUCKINGFAGGOTANDIHATEYOU 🥺”, and they angrily rebut being labeled a white supremacist for opposing incest/pedophilia: “I said I dont like incest or pedophilia (even in fictional media) and you called me a white supremist..”. They also defend their girlfriend publicly and forcefully, showing a protective, almost knightly streak: “coming out to defend my gf, ITS A DISCORD SERVER BRAH. SET CLEAR BOUNDIRES. STOP FRAMING MY GIRL???”. Their willingness to be loudly principled about boundaries and harms—"DNI shota/lolicons, Dark/Proshippers" in their bio and their list of things they hate including racists, pedophiles, and rapists in “5 things I hate…”—fits Gryffindor’s moral boldness more than any other house. While they show loyalty to loved ones and some self-protective blocking behavior, the dominant pattern is an impulsive, emotionally-charged courage in standing up for themselves and others, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.

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A well-suited song for them is This Is Me Trying by Taylor Swift, because it captures the feeling of fighting through pain while still showing up. They openly talk about recovery and self-harm urges, like when they say “I WANNA CUT GRJRHRHRHR” and “I want to cut CRAZY BAD but i dont have any blades and im supposed to be recovering 😪”, which echoes the song’s theme of struggling but choosing not to give up. The line “I’ve been having a hard time adjusting” fits with them mentioning chronic illness and mental health, such as “my thyroid is slipping out of range again i hate that my chronic illness is chronic” and “staying awake is so hard when you dont even want to stay alive 😔😔”. Despite all this, they keep affirming their relationships and love for their girlfriend, like “this actually made me think for a moment..Do I HAVE a best friend? answer is yes, its my girlfriend”, reflecting the song’s quiet hopefulness. Their mix of dark humor, hurt, and determination to stay in recovery matches the vulnerable honesty of the track.

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