Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows care for idols and others’ feelings, e.g. affectionate messages like “amo tanto eles que doi” and defending queer teens from hate in “tem que ser uma pessoa muito podre de espírito...”.
- Socially-aware: Critiques intra-community prejudice and conservative ideas, e.g. calling out LGBTQ+ bigotry in “pra mim não faz sentido nenhum ser alguma letra da sigla…” and wishing bigoted lesbians would disappear in “queria que todas as lesbicas que sao transfobicas, racistas e gordofobicas sumissem…”.
- Passionate: Expresses intense enthusiasm for interests and people, like all-caps excitement in “O PRESENTAO TE AMO TANTO HANNIE 😭” and strong reactions to idols in “inferno de homem bonito do caralho sou apaixonada por cada detalhezinho dele”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and colorful language for comedic effect, e.g. “enquanto o outro só pensa com a cabeça da pica esse só enxerga com o olho do cu pelo visto” and joking about work in “viro puta mas nao volto a trabalhar em call center nem que me paguem”.
- Self-reflective: Openly analyzes their own mind and behavior, like wondering about brain reactions in “queria conseguir entender o que leva meu cerebro a ter certas reações” and acknowledging growth in “se eu to me tornando uma mulher mais confiante… graças à palavra da deusa”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward others, e.g. “se fosse possivel silenciar um rosto eu silenciaria o desse arrombado” and “essas cachorras esquecem que tambem sao minoria”.
- Self-conscious: Describes extreme social anxiety and fear of judgment, as in “é como se tudo que eu fizesse fosse cringe, ultrapassado ou sem graça…” and “sensaçao que eu tenho é a de que to sendo constantemente avaliada”.
- Negative-rumination: Dwells on distress and worst-case scenarios, visible in “tenho muito medo disso nao acabar nunca” and describing a situation as leaving them “desesperadakk” in “essa situação toda ta me deixando desesperadakk”.
- Emotion-driven: Strong feelings often drive reactions, like intense irritation at smokers in “que praga viu” and explosive anger at a spam profile in “vou nem me dar o trabalho de responder essa porra pqp”.
- Work-frustrated: Shows deep resentment and exhaustion around work, e.g. dreading the company as “inferno de empresa” in “vou ter que ir naquele inferno de empresa amanhã…” and rejecting call center jobs in “nao volto a trabalhar em call center nem que me paguem”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, anxious, politically aware, and very emotionally attached to their interests. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about social issues and injustice, for example calling out prejudice within the LGBTQIA+ community in tweets like “pra mim não faz sentido nenhum ser alguma letra da sigla lgbtqia+ e ser preconceituoso com outra letra tipo assim a gente ta no mesmo barco meu irmão vai tomar no cu” and “queria que todas as lesbicas que sao transfobicas, racistas e gordofobicas sumissem da face da terra pqp é cada absurdo que eu leio nesse site”. They also show a lot of introspection and social anxiety, very Lisa-coded sensitivity, in posts like “me contorço de vergonha alheia com absolutamente tudo que eu falo/faço” and “é como se tudo que eu fizesse fosse cringe, ultrapassado ou sem graça”. At the same time, they’re deeply passionate and a bit obsessive about their faves, mirroring Lisa’s intense fandoms and causes, as seen in “inferno de homem bonito do caralho sou apaixonada por cada detalhezinho dele” and “amo tanto eles que doi”. Their mix of idealism, frustration with the world, and emotional vulnerability fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic energy of Bart or the detached silliness of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they frequently describe social anxiety and feeling scrutinized, e.g. saying they feel constantly evaluated and humiliated by others “sei la a sensaçao que eu tenho é a de que to sendo constantemente avaliada e que qualquer merda que eu fale vai ser motivo pros outros me humilharem e me julgarem de alguma forma e isso se aplica até virtualmente?” and “me contorço de vergonha alheia com absolutamente tudo que eu falo/faço e nao sei até que ponto isso é normalkk”, which suggests an inward, self-conscious focus. Their focus on feelings, ideals and meaning over concrete facts points to Intuition: they often question inner processes and motivations like “queria conseguir entender o que leva meu cerebro a ter certas reações” and reflect on the impact of upbringing and ideology “eu acredito que em muitos casos a criação influencia... mas se você é adulto e continua obedecendo e acreditando cegamente em ideias conservadoras e destilando preconceitos sem questionar tem alguma coisa errada aí”. Their moral language is strongly value-based and empathetic, indicating Feeling over Thinking: they react passionately to injustice, e.g. “tem que ser uma pessoa muito podre de espírito pra olhar pra duas adolescentes se amando da forma mais pura e fofa do mundo e ir destilar ódio cara não consigo entender” and “queria que todas as lesbicas que sao transfobicas, racistas e gordofobicas sumissem da face da terra pqp é cada absurdo que eu leio nesse site”. They also express deep, idealized affection for idols and friends, like “amo tanto eles que doi” and “feliz aniversario meu principe continue sempre brilhando nos palcos e na vida te amo muitão ❤️🩹”, which fits a strong Fi value system. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels chaotic and reactive (complaining about work, timelines, and unexpected situations) rather than highly structured or planned, as in “vou ter que ir naquele inferno de empresa amanhã mas teremos fé que vai ser pela última vez” and “se eu soubesse que isso ia acontecer eu teria ficado em casa mesmokk”. Taken together—introverted self-consciousness, idealistic reflection, strong emotions and values, and a more go-with-the-flow lifestyle—INFP is the best-fitting MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your 11-year-old self is emotional right now with all these Seventeen things… how do I tell her that future-you is about to get a girlfriend who hypes your Caratversário harder than any comeback?
- You want a 3D printer to make Kuute and Mante for your room, but have you considered printing one (1) useless lesbian: me, standing on your shelf, clapping every time you tweet ‘amo tanto eles que dói’?
- You said you feel like everything you do is cringe and that people are constantly judging you; meanwhile I’m over here stalking your TL thinking, ‘how do I flirt with this woman without her realizing she’s the coolest bitch on this app?’
- As a fellow ‘carat seokcheol utted cacheada lésbica na federal’, I think it’s only fair we do some field research together: you explain the SeokCheol agenda, I bring frozen fruit and floral perfumes, and we see if ‘o amor habita os mais inconcebíveis dos lugares’… like our first date.
- You hate the smell of cigarettes, you’re tired of call centers, and you’d silence certain faces on the TL—respectfully, I volunteer to be the opposite: no smoke, no capitalism trauma, just a lesbian who wants to stare at your icon like it’s a very expensive photocard.
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Lesbian Seventeen scholar, federal uni dreamer & recovered call-center worker. Once twisted my ankle scrolling fancams—still didn’t close the app.– @coupsberry
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Rockstar Carat-ail
This drink starts with cachaça infused with frozen berries, a nod to being Brazilian and to how much “a frutinha congelada salva uma vida” “vocês nao sabem o quanto uma frutinha congelada salva uma vida”, giving it a sweet kick that still burns. Rose and vanilla liqueur captures their soft, romantic side and love of floral/sweet things “amo perfumes florais/docinhos e quero usar até no verão lamento”, plus all the heartfelt stanning and tenderness toward their faves “amo tanto eles que doi”. A bubbly sparkling citrus soda represents their loud, chaotic, timeline-commentary energy and explosive reactions “ATÉ O JORNAL HUMILHANDO O MINGYU NA MORALKKKKK”, keeping the drink bright and hyper instead of heavy. The dash of smoked salt stands for the bitterness and frustration with people’s prejudice and bullshit “queria que todas as lesbicas que sao transfobicas, racistas e gordofobicas sumissem da face da terra” and the constant sense of being judged “sei la a sensaçao que eu tenho é a de que to sendo constantemente avaliada”. Finally, edible glitter or shimmer crowns it like a stage light on their inner rockstar and carat pride “meu rockstar ❤️🩹”, because even when life is a mess “que inferno viu”, they still show up sparkling and dramatic.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest pattern is intense fairness, loyalty, and care for others, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff. They repeatedly defend marginalized people and call out prejudice within their own community, e.g. wishing that bigoted people in their own group would disappear and criticizing intra-LGBT prejudice: “pra mim não faz sentido nenhum ser alguma letra da sigla lgbtqia+ e ser preconceituoso com outra letra tipo assim a gente ta no mesmo barco meu irmão vai tomar no cu” and “queria que todas as lesbicas que sao transfobicas, racistas e gordofobicas sumissem da face da terra pqp é cada absurdo que eu leio nesse site”. They also show a strong sense of empathy and desire for everyone to live with dignity, for example when they lament economic hardship and wish people only had to pay for non-essentials: “queria so ter que pagar pelo que nao é necessario pra sobreviver com qualidade”. Their warmth and loyalty toward idols, friends, and even authors they admire (like crediting Nanda Tsunami for helping their confidence: “se eu to me tornando uma mulher mais confiante e cada vez menos coitada é tudo graças à palavra da deusa (nanda tsunami)”) further highlight Hufflepuff traits. While they have wit and sharp commentary that could suggest Ravenclaw or Slytherin, the core of their personality on display is fairness, solidarity, and emotional loyalty, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Cool for the Summer - Demi Lovato
A song that fits them well is Cool for the Summer by Demi Lovato, with its bold, queer, flirty energy and unapologetic attitude. They openly identify as a lesbian and are vocal about LGBTQ+ issues, like when they say they want prejudiced lesbians to disappear from the earth: “queria que todas as lesbicas que sao transfobicas, racistas e gordofobicas sumissem da face da terra pqp”. The song’s confident, sensual vibe matches tweets where they thirst loudly, such as “queria tanto ela 💔” and “queria que todas as lesbicas que sao transfobicas, racistas e gordofobicas sumissem da face da terra pqp”, and when they joke about turning to sex work rather than going back to a call center: “viro puta mas nao volto a trabalhar em call center nem que me paguem”. At the same time, they show a playful, dramatic stan side with their intense love for idols, like “amo tanto eles que doi” and “inferno de homem bonito do caralho sou apaixonada por cada detalhezinho dele”, which mirrors the song’s over-the-top, summer-crush drama. Finally, beneath the bravado they reveal insecurity and social anxiety—“é como se tudo que eu fizesse fosse cringe… tenho zero habilidades sociais”—making the song’s mix of daring confidence and vulnerable desire a strong match for their overall vibe.
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