Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings, from joy to distress, e.g. “I love blind melon I’m still getting into them but I just love my life now” and “I actually hate my life so much I wanna cut so bad”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love for friends and oomfs, such as “Rolling a joint for all of my favoomfs I love you all ❤️🥹” and “I love you all and I love all of my friends”.
- Music passionate: Shows deep enthusiasm for bands and artists, e.g. “Blind Melon I love you Malcolm Todd I love you Splendora I love you Sublime I love you” and “Amy winehouse is saving my life”.
- Community oriented: Tries to connect and share with others, like “Selling joints for a dollar at my school cause I wanna bless people up. Peace and love ☮️.” and offering Discord to “cool people” in “If any cool people want my discord so we can be awesome oomfs”.
- Humor inclined: Uses absurd or playful jokes and phrases, e.g. “Let me hotbox your asshole” and the running ‘6767…’ posts like “6767766676666767676767676767676767676767”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm risk: Repeatedly mentions cutting and suicidal thoughts, such as “Gonna cut myself when I get home cause I couldn’t at school” and “I’m going to kill myself I can’t do this”.
- Substance dependence: Heavy repeated focus on Benadryl, weed, vapes, and edibles, e.g. “I just took 15 Benadryls and I’m now watching Ricky 6” and “Saw my dads brand new cart I’m gonna fucking cheif that shit”.
- Impulsive behavior: Makes risky decisions in the moment, like escalating doses in “this fucking edible wasn’t working so I took more and then I took more and now it’s all hitting hard” and experimenting with high Benadryl doses in “I’m going to take like 15 Benadryls at night and then watch a really scary movie I wanna see if I die”.
- Negative self-image: Describes themself harshly, e.g. “I’m genuinely like starting to not understand things like I’m actually fucking dumb” and “I’m a lazy fat chud and I don’t wanna get up and actually do it”.
- Crisis communication: Expresses intense distress publicly without clear support-seeking, like “Ok sorry I’ve been spam posting all day I’m going to kill my self now” and “Kill me already”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, self-destructive tendencies, and performative rebellion. Like Bart, they lean into edgy, shocking behavior and attention-grabbing stunts, such as talking about taking large amounts of Benadryl and saying things like “Ok I’m going to take like 15 Benadryls at night and then watch a really scary movie I wanna see if I die” and “Selling joints for a dollar at my school cause I wanna bless people up. Peace and love ☮️.”. They also show a juvenile, meme-heavy sense of humor and obsession with shock value, evident in posts like “Let me hotbox your asshole” and “Tung tung tung saurrrrr67 #AnalSex”. Beneath the irreverence, there’s real emotional volatility and pain, similar to Bart’s hidden insecurity and loneliness, shown when they say “Why am I actually upset over fucking nothing I just need a reason to cut💔” and “I actually can’t do this anymore I fucking hate my life I wish I never started doing drugs I swear”. Their combination of rebelliousness, drug use, dark humor, and underlying vulnerability reflects a more modern, online version of Bart’s troubled but expressive teen energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts center on their inner world, feelings, and drugs/music consumed alone rather than group events, e.g. “I just took 15 Benadryls and I’m now watching Ricky 6” and “Listening to my cure cd I miss you perry”. They still crave connection (sharing Discord, valentines, oomfs), but it’s through a tight online bubble rather than broad real‑life socializing, as in “If any cool people want my discord so we can be awesome oomfs”. Their posts fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they jump into odd, speculative or surreal thoughts like “When I was on like 14 Benadryls… I was thinking about how much Jesus would hate vapes and cigarettes since they aren’t biodegradable” and ask quirky conceptual questions such as “Was yuri made first and then like after they wanted a male version and then made yaoi”. They’re strongly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are emotional, dramatic, and relationship‑focused—e.g. “I actually miss my best fucking friend so much I hate my life bruh” and “Why am I actually upset over fucking nothing I just need a reason to cut💔”—with almost no emphasis on logical argument. Their Perceiving (P) side shows through impulsivity and lack of structure: they repeatedly make spontaneous, risky choices like “Ok I’m going to take like 15 Benadryls at night and then watch a really scary movie I wanna see if I die” and abrupt mood/posting swings such as “Ok sorry I’ve been spam posting all day I’m going to kill my self now”. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealization of music and relationships, impulsive coping, and preference for expressive over structured communication—this pattern most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can take 15 Benadryls just to watch Ricky 6, imagine what we could survive together at a Hole concert with a cart, a Cure CD, and you ranting about how much you hate “Black” by Pearl Jam.
- You losing your vape and Benadryl on the same night feels illegal—wanna trade? I bring you cigarettes and a Blind Melon playlist, you bring me your ‘I love Malcolm Todd’ shower‑cry lore.
- You said you were selling joints for a dollar at school to bless people—consider this my formal request for emotional customer service: one joint, one cuddle, and a rant about how Amy Winehouse saves your life.
- You hating Slipknot, loving Hole CDs, crying to Jeff Buckley, and thinking about Jesus hating non‑biodegradable vapes is the most unhinged perfect mixtape of a personality I’ve ever seen—can I be track 13?
- Next time you redo your Discord layout and overshare about weed brownies, LSD plugs, and your hot gay boyfriend, can I be the annoying oomf in VC pausing “Mid90s” to tell you you’re actually my favorite poser on the planet?
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Olympia teen powered by CDs, carts, and chaotic playlists. Once took Benadryl and pondered if Jesus would hate vapes for not being biodegradable.– @Courtneyscig
Your signature cocktail
The Benadryl Breakdown Bomb
The overproof rum shot captures their chaotic, all-gas-no-brakes energy and constant pushes to the edge, like when they said they were going to take a massive dose of Benadryl to see if they’d die: “Ok I’m going to take like 15 Benadryls at night and then watch a really scary movie I wanna see if I die”. The cherry cough-syrup liqueur is a nod to their notorious Benadryl binges and delirious musings, such as “When I was on like 14 Benadryls a week ago I was thinking about how much Jesus would hate vapes and cigarettes since they aren’t biodegradable”. Grapefruit soda with lime adds a sharp, fizzy sweetness for their goofy, excitable side and love for music and gimmicks, like “Blind Melon I love you Malcolm Todd I love you Splendora I love you Sublime I love you” and “OH MY FUCKING GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SENT ME A GIMMICK AFTER LIKE A MONTH OF NOTHING”. A black coffee ice cube represents their exhausted, depressive crash and late-night spiral energy when they talk about self-harm and hating life, like “I hate my life genuinely I can’t do this anymore”. Finally, the pink sugar rim with crushed candy is for their tender, attention-hungry, romantic softness underneath the chaos, reflected in posts like “I love you all and I love all of my friends” and their excited call for Discord oomfs: “If any cool people want my discord so we can be awesome oomfs 🥹🥹🥹 sickgrrrlreligion on discord guys….!”. This cocktail starts out loud, sweet, and buzzy, then slowly melts into something darker and more introspective—exactly like scrolling their timeline from top to bottom.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Courtney shows a strongly Gryffindor pattern of reckless impulsiveness and daring that overshadows traits from the other houses. They repeatedly brag about or casually plan dangerous drug use, like “Ok I’m going to take like 15 Benadryls at night and then watch a really scary movie I wanna see if I die” and then actually doing it in “I just took 15 Benadryls and I’m now watching Ricky 6”, which reflects a Gryffindor-style flirting with danger rather than Slytherin-style self-preservation. Their approach to self-harm is also framed in a dramatic, performative way, e.g. “Gonna cut myself when I get home cause I couldn’t at school 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤” and “Ok sorry I’ve been spam posting all day I’m going to kill my self now”, showing impulsive emotional outbursts and a kind of fatalistic bravado. There is also a strong tendency to loudly proclaim their tastes and stand by them even when labeled a poser, like “Yes I know I’m a poser yes I know I’m annoying yes I know I’m chuzz yes I am addicted to Benadryl #fuckmychunguslife” and defending their movie preferences in “I’m so mad that mid90s is considered a TikTok poser movie bruh it’s a fucking movie I’m gonna watch what I like bruh💔”. While there are hints of loyalty and affection toward friends and oomfs (for example “Rolling a joint for all of my favoomfs I love you all ❤️🥹”), these are filtered through the same intense, all-or-nothing emotional tone typical of Gryffindor rather than the steady warmth of Hufflepuff. Overall, their feed reads like someone constantly throwing themselves into extremes—substances, music, relationships, and self-destructive urges—which aligns most closely with Gryffindor’s impulsive courage and dramatic temperament.
Your movie
Your song
Doll Parts - Hole
The song that best suits them is Doll Parts by Hole. Their entire persona is wrapped around Hole and Courtney Love, from their bio "I love hole" and excitement over merch like “GUYS MY HOLE CD CAME IN 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹✌️❤️”. Doll Parts is about longing, self‑loathing, and feeling unwanted, which mirrors their repeated expressions of emptiness and self-hatred such as “I actually hate my life so much I wanna cut so bad but I’m a lazy fat chud and I don’t wanna get up and actually do it” and “I hate my life genuinely I can’t do this anymore”. The song’s raw vulnerability and fixation on being “wanted” echo tweets like “Why do you guys hate me” and their dramatic swings between affection and despair. Sonically and aesthetically, 90s alt‑rock angst fits perfectly with their love for grunge/alt artists like Blind Melon and their overall chaotic, emotional posting style.
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