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Like Mr. Burns, the user shows a cynical, power‑driven view of geopolitics, constantly talking about arms sales and regional influence, e.g., "And there's Reuters confirming… the first aim is to become a regional arms supplier." He boasts about strategic pivots such as "Pakistan pivoted towards Chinese tech and licensing agreements with China for homegrown JF‑17s" similar to Burns’ obsession with securing his own empire. The user’s focus on covert operations and real‑politick, like "If Burhan is serious about stopping the RSF advance… do Ukraine style long range drone strikes," mirrors Burns’ Machiavellian scheming. He frequently mocks opponents and revels in propaganda, as in "the man is very popular among his own people… the axis and its Western sympathizers." Overall the combination of ruthless strategic thinking, arms‑dealer mentality, and sarcastic elitism fits Mr. Burns best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user writes in a detached, analytical tone and often reflects internally ('I suspect there will be some urgent meetings in the PAF to accelerate the procurement of Chinese 5th gen J35s lol'), indicating Introversion. Their focus on strategic patterns, future implications and abstract connections ('Sort of hilarious how great cities usually outlive the empires that built/conquered them…') shows a preference for Intuition. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis and real‑political reasoning, as seen in statements like 'Pakistan pivoted towards Chinese tech… because of the Pressler amendment' and 'If any delusional country wants to keep relying on American tech, good luck to you.' They also display a strong need for order, planning and decisive action ('PAF was on high alert… we need to step up its game and do Ukraine style long‑range drone strikes'), which aligns with Judging. Overall the profile matches an INTJ personality.

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OSINT & satellite‑image analyst on Pakistan–MENA security; once flagged a hidden runway from my balcony. Coffee‑powered missile tracker.– @CovertWarfare_

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The name "Khyber Satellite Smash" blends the rugged Khyber Pass, a nod to Pakistan's military heritage, with the user's obsession with satellites and ISR, echoing his tweet "One thing I love is the usual propaganda line that it will only be used for 'agriculture, urban planning, disaster relief etc'". A base of Pakistani whisky paired with Chinese baijiu mirrors the tweet "Pakistan pivoted towards Chinese tech and licensing agreements with China for homegrown JF 17s" and reflects his view of Pakistan as a growing regional arms supplier. Pomegranate juice adds a tart Middle‑Eastern flavor, recalling his frequent focus on the region, as in "Every single one of these retarded maps always cedes Kashmir to India". Lemon juice and Angostura bitters give the drink a sharp, bitter edge, capturing his sarcastic critique of propaganda, like in his comment "If Burhan is serious about stopping the RSF advance in al Fasher, SAF needs to step up its game and do Ukraine style long range drone strikes". A smoked rosemary garnish evokes the smoky battlefield atmosphere he describes in tweets such as "If Burhan is serious about stopping the RSF advance in al Fasher, SAF needs to step up its game and do Ukraine style long range drone strikes". Together the drink’s layered flavors reflect his blend of geopolitics, military hardware, and dark humor, making it a perfect tribute to @CovertWarfare_.

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CovertWarfare_ constantly emphasizes Pakistan's strategic ambition and resourceful maneuvering, e.g., "Pakistan pivoted towards Chinese tech and licensing agreements with China for homegrown JF‑17s mainly because of the Pressler amendment, our F‑16s are just for showing off in parades nowadays" and "the first aim is to become a regional arms supplier". They display cunning analysis of open‑source intel, as in "there was ample open source evidence pre May 7 to suggest that the PL‑15 missiles used by PAF were indeed the long‑range Chinese versions". Their focus on realpolitik, such as "pragmatic Machiavellian realpolitik" and the desire to outmaneuver rivals, aligns with Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness. While they are knowledgeable, the dominant trait is the pursuit of power and strategic advantage, which is characteristic of Slytherin.

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The user’s obsession with arms deals and war profiteering mirrors the anti‑war, anti‑politician message of Black Sabbath’s ‘War Pigs’. For example, they tweet, 'And there's Reuters confirming… the first aim is to become a regional arms supplier', echoing the line 'generals gathered in their masses, just like a war'. Their repeated references to ‘PR war’ and ‘real‑political Machiavellian’ tactics, such as 'Pakistan pivoted towards Chinese tech and licensing agreements…', align with the lyric ‘politicians hide behind a mask’. The cynical tone in 'The obvious solution to the TTP problem is a political one, but when you have knuckleheads in power, they will just throw the military at everything' reflects the song’s condemnation of leaders who profit from conflict. Overall, the heavy, gritty sound and critique of war profiteers in ‘War Pigs’ suit the user’s combative, geopolitically‑savvy persona.

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