Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd and bold jokes like wanting to “morar dentro da buceta e sair só pra beber pinga” in “queria morar dentro da buceta e sair só pra beber pinga”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and pets, calling them “meus xodós” in “meus xodós” and taking “prin e o esnupi pra passear” in “levando essa prin e o esnupi pra passear”.
- Assertive: Sets boundaries clearly, like shutting down unwanted flirting with “minha namorada acha também” in “tava no mercado e o menor aprendiz...” and blocking people on all platforms in “minha filha, se eu te dei block...”.
- Loyal: Shows strong attachment to idols and fandoms, listing multiple Chaeyoung icons across platforms in “quem é no seu icon?” and defending BTS-related interests in “a menina passou esses últimos anos tacando pau no bts...”.
- Playful: Engages in light teasing with friends, contrasting “fofa linda” and “vagaba fedida” in “a jeanne fofa linda e a @LuanaSanto44631 vagaba fedida” and starting jokes like “vou começar um rumor” in “vou começar um rumor”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Uses strong insults like “essa luana é mto otaria vsf” in “essa luana é mto otaria vsf” and “vaga ba fedida” toward a friend in “a jeanne fofa linda e a @LuanaSanto44631 vagaba fedida”.
- Vulgarity: Frequent explicit language, including sexual and coarse terms in “queria morar dentro da buceta e sair só pra beber pinga” and “apaguem brawl stars do planeta terra esse jogo cu” in “eu invento de entrar nessa porra de jogo...”.
- Negativity: Often expresses irritation or hate, like “ódio desse flamengo” in “ódio desse flamengo” and “se atenção fosse comida, eu iria passar fome” in “se atenção fosse comida, eu iria passar fome”.
- Public-venting: Uses the timeline to vent conflicts, e.g., mocking someone’s embarrassment in “amiga, o tamanho do mico q vc passou n tá escrito” and calling out people with priv quotes in “gente vsf qm tá me quotando com priv”.
- Addictive-fandom: Shows very intense fixation on idols—multiple devices and apps centered on Chaeyoung in “quem é no seu icon?” and claiming “vocês não sabem o quanto um time to twice salva uma vida” in “vocês não sabem o quanto um time to twice salva uma vida”, suggesting potential overinvestment.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, rebellious, but ultimately affectionate with the people they like. They’re constantly trolling and swearing at friends much like Bart roasts his classmates, calling someone “mto otaria” in “essa luana é mto otaria vsf” and saying “largaaa de ser tchonga, garota” in “larga de ser tchonga, garota”. Their dramatic rants about petty annoyances, like “eu invento de entrar nessa porra de jogo só pra passar raiva apaguem brawl stars do planeta terra esse jogo cu” and “meus xodós” (jumping from rage to affection), mirror Bart’s over-the-top emotional swings. Despite the attitude, they’re openly caring and loyal to their faves and friends, shown in tweets like “eu i a nini 💗” and their obsessive love for Chaeyoung in “quem é no seu icon?”. The mix of mischief, sarcasm, and loud stan energy is far more Bart than anyone else in the family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they tweet constantly about friends, neighbors and social drama, like joking about going out with blinks in “hoje vou sair com umas das únicas blinks q eu me comunico (luana e jeanne” and loudly calling out a neighbor in “ALGUM VIZINHO MEU TA ESCUTANDO BTS EU QUERO SABER QUEM É”, showing they energize from external interaction and attention. Their style fits Intuition more than Sensing: they love exaggeration, hypotheticals and wild imagery like “queria morar dentro da buceta e sair só pra beber pinga” and talking about starting rumors in “vou começar um rumor”, focusing on playful ideas over concrete details. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they react through strong emotions, affection and dislikes—see the dramatic annoyance in “minha filha, se eu te dei block do wpp, no ig, no discord e no twt, eu ACHO q eu n te quero mais na minha vida” and the intense admiration in “a beleza dessa mulher é surreal”—rather than presenting logical arguments. Their tweets also suggest a Perceiving preference: they seem spontaneous and flexible, ranting about chaotic daily life like “eu invento de entrar nessa porra de jogo só pra passar raiva apaguem brawl stars do planeta terra esse jogo cu” and complaining about having to wake up early again in “ranço q eu vou ter q voltar a acordar 5h da manhã”, showing more improvisation than structured planning. Taken together—highly social, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—ENFP is the best match.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d ‘morar dentro da buceta e sair só pra beber pinga’… I can’t offer that, but I can offer staying inside your DMs and only leaving to buy you soju and snacks for a Time To Twice marathon.
- You hate Brawl Stars, Flamengo makes you mad, and your order’s been stopped in the same place for 6 days… statistically, it’s time something in your life finally goes right, tipo: eu.
- Your icons are all Chaeyoung, your wallpapers are Chaeyoung, and even your Google is you + Chaeyoung… I’m just trying to be the exception in your life that isn’t Chaeyoung but still becomes your favorite view.
- You blocked someone on WhatsApp, IG, Discord, and Twitter because you ‘don’t want them in your life’—so what do I have to do to earn the opposite treatment? Quero ser a notificação que você nunca silencia.
- You said ‘vocês não sabem o quanto um Time To Twice salva uma vida’—plot twist: it’s actually Time To Twice + you + me + pizza. That combo might not just save a life, it might start one together.
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K‑pop stan (Twice, BTS & more), Flamengo sufferer, professional early riser against my will. Once deflected a market crush by inventing a girlfriend.– @covinhadachae
Your signature cocktail
Buceta & Brawl Stars Fizz
This cocktail runs on chaotic Brazilian main-character energy, so it starts with cachaça infused with pink peppercorn – a nod to their filthy, unfiltered humor and desire to live inside certain body parts “queria morar dentro da buceta e sair só pra beber pinga”. Guava juice brings a sweet, soft side that shows up when they gush about friends, pets, and their little outings “eu i a nini 💗” and “levando essa prin e o esnupi pra passear”. Lime juice cuts through with acidity, representing their sharp tongue and constant roasting of people and things, from friends to football to random girls online “essa luana é mto otaria vsf” and “ódio desse flamengo”. A red energy drink float captures their loud K‑pop stan hype and late-night chaos, especially when yelling about BTS and Twice content “ALGUM VIZINHO MEU TA ESCUTANDO BTS EU QUERO SABER QUEM É” and “sim, vou assistir time to twice”. Finally, sparkling water tops it off because even when they’re raging at games and life “eu invento de entrar nessa porra de jogo só pra passar raiva apaguem brawl stars do planeta terra esse jogo cu”, there’s always a bubbly, self-aware humor fizzing underneath it all.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy through boldness, impulsiveness, and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they feel in the moment. They’re very confrontational and unfiltered, calling people out directly, like when they say “essa luana é mto otaria vsf” and “minha filha, se eu te dei block do wpp, no ig, no discord e no twt, eu ACHO q eu n te quero mais na minha vida”, which reflects the classic Gryffindor bluntness and willingness to sever ties rather than tolerate disrespect. They also show passionate, almost dramatic reactions to things they care about, such as ranting about a game in “eu invento de entrar nessa porra de jogo só pra passar raiva apaguem brawl stars do planeta terra esse jogo cu” and football in “ódio desse flamengo”, which fits the hot-headed, emotional nature associated with Gryffindor. At the same time, there’s a protective, brave streak in how they handle unwanted attention: in “tava no mercado e o menor aprendiz q tava repondo as coisas do meu lado começou a flertar cmg e falou algo tipo ‘você é muito linda’ ai eu respondi ‘minha namorada acha também’ (n namoro”, they confidently shut down the flirt using a bold lie, prioritizing their own comfort and boundaries. While they clearly value friends and idols (calling people “meus xodós” in “meus xodós” and gushing over Twice in many tweets), the dominant traits here are fiery temperament, dramatic expression, and confrontation—hallmarks of Gryffindor more than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Feel Special - TWICE
Alek is clearly a devoted ONCE with an emotional connection to TWICE, constantly watching Time To Twice and posting things like “sim, vou assistir time to twice” and “vocês não sabem o quanto um time to twice salva uma vida”, which fits the comforting, uplifting message of Feel Special. Their timeline mixes chaos, humor and vulnerability, from loud rants like “eu invento de entrar nessa porra de jogo só pra passar raiva apaguem brawl stars do planeta terra esse jogo cu” to more introspective lines such as “se atenção fosse comida, eu iria passar fome”, mirroring the song’s contrast between feeling low and being lifted up. They show deep affection for idols and friends, calling people “meus xodós” and writing things like “eu i a nini 💗”, just as Feel Special centers on the people who make you feel seen and loved. Their queer, unapologetically loud personality in tweets like “queria morar dentro da buceta e sair só pra beber pinga” and “aceitem esse casal sáfico” matches the song’s underlying confidence and self-acceptance arc. Overall, a TWICE anthem about being understood and cherished fits a chaotic, emotional, TWICE-obsessed TL like theirs better than anything else.
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