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The user displays a teenage, rebellious attitude, constantly venting about school, teachers, and family, similar to Bart Simpson’s frequent clashes with authority (e.g., "teacher wont stop saying a slur she just wont stop repeatingbit yo"). Their chaotic online style, all‑caps outbursts and profanity ("I DONT WANNA DO SHIT BUT DRAW CAN I HAVE SOME FUCKING FREEDOM HOLY SHIT") mirrors Bart’s brash, impulsive personality. They mention school projects and finals ("starting two project due last week today"), a typical source of stress for Bart, who often tries to avoid homework. The user also references family turbulence ("my parents might be getting divorced"), echoing the occasional domestic drama that affects Bart’s life at home. Finally, their love for creating fan art and sharing it with a community reflects Bart’s need for self‑expression, like his habit of drawing on the chalkboard despite the chaos.

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The user shows extraverted behavior by frequently addressing followers and using collective language, such as 'my OOMFs i love you all!!' and 'i love oomf i love all my oomfs'. They favor intuition, focusing on imaginative ideas and future possibilities, evident in posts like 'i started shipping canmex a couple months ago… whos my favorite character? Canada Matthew Williams' and creative fan‑fic concepts. Their decision‑making is value‑driven and feeling‑oriented, as seen in statements like 'HETALIA GOEB WOKE HIM PLEASE ADD MORE BROWN AND BLACK CHARACTERS TO UR COMIC' and 'i am loved i am needed i am important'. Finally, they exhibit a perceiving lifestyle, often mentioning flexible plans and last‑minute changes, e.g., 'i might be MIA for a bit longer than expected…' and 'no canmex drawings till friday sorryyyy i have to lock in my finals'.

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Freelance artist & Hetalia fan. Turning chaos into commissions. ☕ Coffee lover, deadline dodger, and once tried drawing a brownie.– @cowboykirkIand

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The cocktail’s base of tequila and Canadian rye whisky mirrors Mavis’s love for the Can‑Mex ship, a recurring theme in their Hetalia posts like "#canmex #hetalia" and "i started shipping canmex a couple months ago…". A splash of coffee liqueur captures their constant craving for caffeine and comfort, echoed in the tweet "please still send me art req art is the only thing bringing me hapiness rn okeh" and the plea "IM GONNA MAKE HOT COCOA AND BROWNIES TODAY". Chocolate syrup adds a sweet, messy note that nods to their love of brownies, as they proudly announced "IM GONNA MAKE HOT COCOA AND BROWNIES TODAY". A dash of cinnamon brings a Texas‑cowboy heat, reflecting their "livinh in texas is like living in hell" vibe and the feeling of being "My cowboykirkIand kinda homeless 😭😭😭". Together the drink is a chaotic, colorful blend that mirrors their artistic hustle and late‑night commissions, like "got paid 50 dolkars for this commission YUSSSS", and the stress of art block during finals, "art block cause of finals and its killing me how bad is it doc".

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The user consistently shows loyalty and care for friends, for example saying 'I love oomf i love all my oomfs' and apologizing with 'im sorry friends seriously love to u all!!'. They also demonstrate a strong work ethic and dedication to art, noting that 'art is the only thing bringing me happiness rn' and lamenting 'my art block cause of finals and its killing me'. Their willingness to share personal struggles, such as 'My cowboykirkIand kinda homeless 😭😭😭' and 'my parents might be getting divorced', reflects the empathy and supportive nature valued by Hufflepuff. Although they have some ambition for commissions, the primary focus on community, fairness, and perseverance aligns best with Hufflepuff traits. Therefore, Hufflepuff is the most fitting house.

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The user constantly mentions feeling overwhelmed by school, finances, and personal drama, e.g., "my parents might be getting divorced" and "i have finals all this week", which mirrors the song’s theme of pressure and longing for simpler times. They repeatedly say art is their only solace, as in "art is the only thing bringing me happiness rn", echoing the lyric "I wish we could turn back time" that wishes for an escape from stress. Their frustration and desire for freedom, like "I DONT WANNA DO SHIT BUT DRAW CAN I HAVE SOME FUCKING FREEDOM", aligns with the chorus "Stressed out, I'm trying to get through the day". Overall, the song captures their blend of teenage anxiety, creative escape, and hope for relief.

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