Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and appreciation for Manu, like “amo coelhos e minha melhor amiga manu” and “te amo emanuela”.
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes her own patterns, e.g. “to cansada de ser preguiçosa procrastinadora” and joking about being impulsive in “odeio ser impulsiva bosta”.
- Humorous drama: Uses exaggerated, dramatic language in a playful way, like “vou abrir minha cabeca e arrancar mei cerebro com a mao” and “podwm me dar o premio de pessoa mais trouxa bobinha otaria do mundo”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable sharing strong emotions, whether sadness, anger, or joy, as seen in “#chorona” and “bonitinha dms pra sofrer assim”.
- Proud achiever: Shows pride in accomplishments, especially academics, like “a partir de hoje vou acordar todos os dias lembrando do meu 900 na redacao” and “me respeita eu sou um genio”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Uses violent or self-harm imagery about herself, like “quer me matar enfia uma faca no meu peito logo”, “vou bater minha cabeca na parede fecho”, and “alguwm me mata”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Talks about herself in very negative terms, e.g. “nossa eu sou muito muito muito muito idiota” and “pessoa mais trouxa bobinha otaria do mundo”.
- Emotional impulsivity: Acknowledges impulsive behavior and intense reactions, like “odeio ser impulsiva bosta” and emotional outbursts such as “ai deus vo aguenta isso n”.
- Trust difficulty: Hints at trouble opening up to others, shown in “nao tenho coragem de contar nada pra ngm nessa bosta caralho”.
- Negative fixation: Often focuses on frustration and dissatisfaction, e.g. “deus ta de esculacho ja”, “mereco passar por isso nao peloa mor de Dwus”, and “um dia essa ansia de ter e o tedio de possuir vai me matar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, intense, self-critical, and emotionally dramatic. Like Lisa flexing her academic wins but still feeling misunderstood, this user proudly recalls an achievement while clearly wrestling with inner turmoil, as in “a partir de hoje vou acordar todos os dias lembrando do meu 900 na redacao” alongside tweets like “nossa eu sou muito muito muito muito idiota” and “podwm me dar o premio de pessoa mais trouxa bobinha otaria do mundo”. Lisa’s tendency toward melodramatic despair and overthinking shows up in this user’s dark hyperbole such as “quer me matar enfia uma faca no meu peito logo”, “vou abrir minha cabeca e arrancar mei cerebro com a mao”, and “um dia essa ansia de ter e o tedio de possuir vai me matar”. At the same time, like Lisa’s deep attachment to a few close people, they center their best friend and affection in tweets like “amo coelhos e minha melhor amiga manu”, “te amo emanuela”, and “gente q sdd da manu meu deus vo chora”. Their mix of sensitivity, intelligence, emotional volatility, and idealism aligns far more with Lisa than with more carefree characters like Homer or Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: many tweets express feeling misunderstood and isolated rather than energized by people, like “nao tenho coragem de contar nada pra ngm nessa bosta caralho” and “minha amg me abandonou e eu tive q vim no shopping sozinha q pesadelo”, suggesting discomfort opening up and social exhaustion. Their mindset fits Intuition more than Sensing: they dramatize feelings and use abstract, existential language such as “um dia essa ansia de ter e o tedio de possuir vai me matar” rather than focusing on concrete, sensory details of daily life. They’re clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotional reactions and relationships over logic, as seen in “queria ser sua prioridade”, intense romantic lyrics in “EH QUE EU TE AMO E FALO NA SUA CARA…”, and the fierce loyalty to her friend in “te amo emanuela”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about procrastination and impulsivity in “to cansada de ser preguiçosa procrastinadora” and “odeio ser impulsiva bosta”, and joke about preferring to spend rather than plan in “enquanto a manu me manda coisa pra gente mandar currículo eu mando coisas pra gente gastar dinheiro ^^”. Overall, the mix of intense inner emotional life, self-deprecating humor, idealization of close bonds (especially Manu), and difficulty with structure and follow-through aligns well with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You got 900 on the redação and still think you’re not a genius? Fine, I’ll be the trouxa: how about you analyze my chances of us going out sometime, using ABNT standards and a little bit of cutemaxxing?
- You said, “if you wanna kill me, stab me in the chest,” but calma lá… instead of knives, what if I just pierce your heart by becoming your priority like in that 19/01 tweet?
- You and Manu chose faculdade pela atlética, live on Corinthians heartbreak, and spend your salary on bobagens… statistically speaking, we’re one impulsive decision away from a terrible financial choice together. Coffee first, regret later?
- You tweet “algum me mata”, “vou bater minha cabeça na parede”, and “vou arrancar meu útero/cérebro com a mão”, but then post “bonitinha dms pra sofrer assim” and “i could be a good mother”. Plot twist: maybe you just need someone to treat you like you’re as precious as your coelhos.
- Since you’re “nascida pra ser um nerdola virgem incel forçada a ser garota normal” and I’m here fully ready to enable your inner nerd, how about we stay home, complain about ENEM and Corinthians, and prove that two nerdolas can, in fact, go on a very abnormal date?
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Got 900 on the essay, still chooses cuteness over responsibility. Corinthians-dependent mood, Manu-dependent sanity.– @cowlhos
Your signature cocktail
Cutemaxxing Meltdown Fizz
This cocktail is strong and dramatic, just like tweeting “quer me matar enfia uma faca no meu peito logo” and then going out to live another chaotic day. Passion fruit vodka channels the intense, messy feelings of “queria ser sua prioridade” and all‑caps love like “EH QUE EU TE AMO E FALO NA SUA CARA”. The bitter grapefruit aperitif represents the salt, nojo, and drama of “lixo” and “odeio ser impulsiva bosta”. Cotton candy syrup is the cuteness and self‑love of “sou totalmente adepta ao cutemaxxing” and the affection in “te amo emanuela”. The sparkling water is the fizzy relief of “como eh bom acordar todos os dias e saber q eu nunca mais vou ter q estudar pro enem”, and the lime wedge with popping candy is the chaotic brain energy of “vou abrir minha cabeca e arrancar mei cerebro com a mao” mixed with the playful shopping trips of “amo trabalhar e gastar mwu dinheiro com bobagwns^^”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest repeated trait here is impulsiveness mixed with emotional bravado, which is classic Gryffindor. They explicitly call themselves impulsive in “odeio ser impulsiva bosta”, and their dramatic, almost reckless expressions like “vou bater minha cabeca na parede fecho”, “vou abrir minha cabeca e arrancar mei cerebro com a mao”, and “alguwm me mata” fit the intense, feelings-first way Gryffindors often process frustration. They show a flair for self-deprecating melodrama—“podwm me dar o premio de pessoa mais trouxa bobinha otaria do mundo” and “nossa eu sou muito muito muito muito idiota”—that feels more like loud, performative venting than cold calculation or quiet rumination. There is some pride and boldness in how they talk about themselves, e.g. “me respeita eu sou um genio” and celebrating “meu 900 na redacao”, suggesting a confident, showy streak rather than the more understated dedication of a Hufflepuff or the detached analysis of a Ravenclaw. Their intense attachments and dramatic loyalty to Manu—“amo coelhos e minha melhor amiga manu”, “te amo emanuela”, “gente q sdd da manu meu deus vo chora”—come across as passionate and all-or-nothing, again aligning more with Gryffindor’s stormy emotional style than with Slytherin’s strategic self-preservation.
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Your song
drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑suited song for @cowlhos is drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures intense, dramatic heartbreak and self-doubt mixed with sharp emotional swings. They often express wanting to be someone’s priority and feeling discarded, like in “queria ser sua prioridade” and “alguwm me mata”, which mirrors the song’s themes of rejection and desperation. Their timeline shows a lot of intrusive, self-destructive phrasing such as “vou bater minha cabeca na parede fecho” and “vou abrir minha cabeca e arrancar mei cerebro com a mao”, echoing the song’s raw, spiraling emotional intensity. At the same time, they show flashes of self-awareness and pride like “me respeita eu sou um genio” and “a partir de hoje vou acordar todos os dias lembrando do meu 900 na redacao”, similar to the mix of vulnerability and quiet confidence Olivia channels. Their dramatic posts about love, resentment, and being "too much"—for example “EH QUE EU TE AMO E FALO NA SUA CARA…”—fit perfectly with the over-the-top heartbreak narrative and cathartic sing‑along energy of drivers license.
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