Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically engaged: Frequently follows and comments on elections and politicians, like Dutch D66 and U.S. races in tweets such as “hope d66 can form government without ja21 but holy shit man they rocketed past everyone else at the last minute… very happy abt that” and “manchin PLEASE runnfor wv gov the people need you!”.
- Humor-driven: Uses absurd, meme-style jokes like “he biden on my joe till i robinette” and “i am going to enter your house with a comically large spoon in my pocket…” to make political and everyday topics entertaining.
- Consistent values: Shows clear progressive commitments, e.g. #KHive and #Harris2028 in bio and support for Kamala Harris in “KHIVE 2024 MOMALA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!” and “pretty please kamala no governor run 🙏 (run for president!!!)”.
- Playful creativity: Invents playful scenarios and phrases like “states that are within 0.5% in the presidential election should be decided by trial by combat” and “i am going to create my very own creature”.
- Cultural curiosity: Engages with international politics and quirks, such as Dutch elections in “i 💚 d66” and German politics in “it boggles my mind that the leader of the far right, nationalist, anti immigration AfD is a lesbian in a relationship with a swiss sri lankan woman who lives in switzerland”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses hostile or vulgar phrasing like “Rest in piss you won’t be missed Kyrsten!” and “FUCK YOU JOE MANCHIN RUN FOR REELECTION”, which can alienate others.
- Aggressive rhetoric: Jokes lean into violence or escalation, such as “we need more legislative violence” and “i am going to hit someone on the head with a plastic baseball bat”.
- Provocative extremism: Uses extreme or destructive imagery for shock value, like “bring back tuberculosis” and “the U.S.A. ought to blow up the Pitcairn Islands with bombs”.
- Mocking tone: Often frames opponents with ridicule rather than argument, e.g. “FAILRIC SADDAMS THATS WHAT I CALL HIM FOLKS” and “Sleazy Joe!”.
- Overheated partisanship: Tweets routinely amplify political tribalism, like “BOOOOOO RINOS RINOS” and the all-caps enthusiasm in “LIB DEM SURGE!!!!! LIB DEM MAJORITY INCOMING!!!! SORRY SUCKY SUNAK AND KID STARVER”, which may limit constructive dialogue.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, politically aware prankster who mixes irony with genuine beliefs. Their feed is full of over-the-top, jokey hostility like “we gotta launch alex warren into the stratosphere” and “i am going to hit someone on the head with a plastic baseball bat”, which fits Bart’s mischief and mock aggression. They also revel in absurd, cartoonish scenarios such as “hunger games but its 10 billionaires drawing sticks…” and “states that are within 0.5% in the presidential election should be decided by trial by combat”, very much in line with Bart’s love of exaggerated rebellion. At the same time, they have clear political favorites and causes, cheering on Harris and the KHive in posts like “KHIVE 2024 MOMALA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!”, which parallels Bart’s occasional, surprisingly sincere loyalty to people he admires. The mix of juvenile humor, anti-authoritarian energy, and flashes of real conviction is far more Bart than any other member of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly outward‑facing, full of political live‑reacting and performative humor, e.g. the playful rally-chant energy of “URAHHHH MR PRESIDENT FOUR MORE YEARS FOUR MORE YEARS” and assembling a squad in “i am assembling a team”, which suggests someone energized by external events and shared hype rather than private reflection. They appear strongly Intuitive: they love exaggerated hypotheticals and absurd concepts like “states that are within 0.5% in the presidential election should be decided by trial by combat” and “hunger games but its 10 billionaires drawing sticks...”, focusing on big-picture satire over concrete detail. Their style reads as Feeling-oriented: their political stances come through in passionate, moral-emotional bursts such as “Rest in piss you won’t be missed Kyrsten!” and “FUCK YOU JOE MANCHIN RUN FOR REELECTION”, prioritizing values and loyalties over calm logical dissection. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they embrace chaos, improvisation, and shifting moods—see the self-aware volatility of “i fluctuate between a state of ‘its so joever’ and ‘were so barack’ every 5 minutes” and spontaneous, unserious threats like “i am going to create my very own creature” rather than any orderly, planned persona. Taking these together—outward energy, abstract humor, emotional intensity, and spontaneity—ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say baseball is the best of the big four, but I think we should add a fifth: you stealing my heart in a clean sweep like that 2025-06-19 tweet.
- You fluctuate between ‘it’s so joever’ and ‘we’re so barack’ (2023-05-25) every five minutes—how about we meet in the middle and call it ‘we’re so barack ’cause I just voted you cutest in a landslide.’
- As a proud Massachusetts patriot backing #Harris2028 and KHive (bio + 2024-07-02), you clearly have great political instincts—so be honest, what are the odds of you and me forming a governing coalition over coffee?
- You said all red states should go proportional and blue states elect reps statewide (2025-01-12); I say we skip the maps and just let trial by combat (2023-03-09) decide whether you give me your number—spoiler: I’ve min-maxed charisma.
- You love woke church (2025-04-28, 2025-09-07), hate Ronald Reagan (2023-08-28), and pray for a kamalaslide (2025-01-09)—that’s basically my love language. Want to start our own tiny #KHive where the only plank in the platform is ‘go on a date with me.’
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Massachusetts politics nerd, KHive enjoyer, and reluctant vacationer. Once lost a patriotic hat to the WOKE LEFT and never emotionally recovered.– @cownade
Your signature cocktail
The Kamalaslide Commonwealth Cooler
This drink is a bright, slightly chaotic tropical riff, nodding to their 🌴🥥 vibe and KHive patriot energy. The white rum with lime zest brings a sharp, decisive kick, echoing their gleeful political bloodsport in posts like “slopulist down!!!” and “Rest in piss you won’t be missed Kyrsten!”. Coconut water keeps it refreshing and a bit goofy, matching their vacation misadventures and tweets like “the WOKE LEFT could not stop me from getting my hat!”. A splash of Green Chartreuse stands in for their Euro‑politics fixation and D66 love in “i 💚 d66”, giving herbal complexity beneath the memes. Pineapple juice sweetens everything like their earnest KHive stanning in “KHIVE 2024 MOMALA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!”, while a dash of chili tincture represents their occasional unhinged, scorched‑earth posts such as “the U.S.A. ought to blow up the Pitcairn Islands with bombs” and the all‑caps fury of “FUCK YOU JOE MANCHIN RUN FOR REELECTION”. Overall, it’s strong, a bit spicy, politically online, and undeniably fun—just like waiting for the “kamalaslide incoming in t minus 1399 days”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows a bold, combative, and openly partisan style that fits Gryffindor’s bravery and impulsiveness more than any other house. They don’t hesitate to take strong stances against figures they dislike, e.g. cheering a politician’s downfall in politics with lines like “Rest in piss you won’t be missed Kyrsten!” and attacking “slopulists” in tweets like “slopulist down!!!”. Their Harris/KHive enthusiasm has the tone of a true-believer crusade, as in “KHIVE 2024 MOMALA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!” and “kamaslide incoming in t minus 1399 days”, which reflects a kind of heroic, campaign-warrior mentality. Even their joking references to violence and conflict are framed dramatically and theatrically, such as “we need more legislative violence” and “states that are within 0.5% in the presidential election should be decided by trial by combat”. While they are witty and politically engaged, the defining vibe is bold, confrontational conviction rather than quiet study, careful loyalty, or strategic self-advancement—making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Blowback - Killers of the Flower Moon (Kamala Harris Campaign Remix)
A fitting song for @cownade is "Blowback" (in the sense of relentless political energy and chaotic optimism), because their timeline is a constant whirl of intense, sometimes absurd, politics-driven enthusiasm. They’re an unapologetic Kamala Harris stan, as seen in posts like “KHIVE 2024 MOMALA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!” and “kamaslide incoming in t minus 1399 days”, which match the song’s forward-charging, almost runaway-momentum vibe. Their humor is darkly playful and over-the-top — think “states that are within 0.5% in the presidential election should be decided by trial by combat” or “bring back tuberculosis” — echoing the song’s sense of chaotic blowback from political and social tension. At the same time, they’re deeply engaged with global and niche politics, from “LIB DEM SURGE!!!!! LIB DEM MAJORITY INCOMING!!!!” to “i 💚 d66”, reflecting the song’s themes of systems, consequences, and a world spinning faster than anyone can fully control. Their blend of irony, genuine conviction, and constant motion makes a charged, politically tinged track about momentum and fallout a strong thematic match.
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