Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and absurd comparisons, like calling the heat “an internship to hell” in “it's so hot in the philippines it's like an internship to hell” and the email line in “your email has found me in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like Blur and Graham Coxon, e.g. “im doing the 'try not to be obsessed with graham coxon challenge'” and “gorillaz and mitski album after my birthday........... never kill yourself”.
- Reflective: Thinks about media and life in a deeper way, like analyzing The Universal in “sometimes i listen to the universal and it sounds like wanting to kill self” and commenting on postmodernism in “postmodern life is rubbish”.
- Academically-driven: Cares about studies and aims high, shown in “this is probably my hubris speaking but i am going to ace biochem this semester #markmywords” and balancing quizzes with reading in “having sexy grades in the past sem has got me overconfident...”.
- Creative: Engages in art and writing-related activities, like teasing a project in “heres a lil sneak peek. this took me way too long” and jokingly coining terms such as “grahamthropology” in “grahamthropology”.
Weaknesses:
- Overfixated: Blur and Graham Coxon dominate their thoughts to a potentially unhealthy extent, as seen in “im doing the 'try not to be obsessed with graham coxon challenge'” and “graham coxon rlly is british he is colonizing my mind.”.
- Self-deprecating: Speaks about themself in a negative or minimizing way, such as “babe all i do is be mysterious and tired” and calling themself “the most boring person in the world” in “this hangout is making me anxious af”.
- Procrastinating: Chooses fandom or AO3 over urgent tasks, like in “i have a drawing, a lab report, and.. 3 quizzes tomorrow yet im still reading gramon fics”.
- Burnout-prone: Shows signs of exhaustion and emotional strain, such as “classmate said i had character... ??? babe all i do is be mysterious and tired” and emotional overload from songs in “today i learned that i'm still not over this song. i almost cried during my walk”.
- Future-anxious: Expresses dread about long-term paths, especially med school, in “the thought of going to med school is depressing enough 💔” and worries about academic pressure in “my mindset this sem is that the subjects are easy and the profs are just shit”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very Lisa-coded person: studious, self-aware, and a little too online and earnest about their niche interests. They’re academically driven and confident about it, like when they say “this is probably my hubris speaking but i am going to ace biochem this semester #markmywords”, which fits Lisa’s overachiever streak. Their interest in books and theory — for example, “i love this book so much it looks intimidating but it's just long lists of household appliances, buildings, and photographers that don't exist” and “postmodern life is rubbish” — mirrors Lisa’s intellectual, slightly pretentious side. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and melodramatic about music and fandom (“today i learned that i'm still not over this song. i almost cried during my walk”, “im grieving it's like 140k words 💔”), just like Lisa gets about causes and art. Their feeling of being out of place yet self-defined — “classmate said i had character... ??? babe all i do is be mysterious and tired” — also echoes Lisa’s blend of isolation, self-awareness, and quiet pride in being different.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they describe themselves as “mysterious and tired” and anxious about socializing, e.g. being forced into a pageant as the only guy “THYRE FORCING ME TO JOIN A STUPID PAGEANT CUS IM THE ONLY GUY 😭😭” and worrying they’re “the most boring person in the world” when a friend visits “a friend's coming over to my city… this hangout is making me anxious af”. Their interests and language are strongly intuitive: they love postmodernism and surreal media, like the book that’s “just long lists of household appliances, buildings, and photographers that don't exist” “i love this book so much… photographers that don't exist”, and they dramatize experiences in conceptual metaphors such as the heat being “like an internship to hell” “it's so hot in the philippines it's like an internship to hell”. They lean feeling over thinking, centering emotional reactions and relationships—being moved to tears by songs “today i learned that i'm still not over this song. i almost cried during my walk” and obsessing over fictional/real dynamics like Gramon with intense, emotive language “you can speculate their sexualities all u want but the fact that graham and damon making out… actually happened is just insane”. Their lifestyle sounds flexible and slightly chaotic, pointing to perceiving: they admit to procrastinating on academic work to read fanfic “i have a drawing, a lab report, and.. 3 quizzes tomorrow yet im still reading gramon fics” and frame their semester mindset casually rather than as a rigid plan “my mindset this sem is that the subjects are easy and the profs are just shit”. Overall, an emotionally intense inner world, heavy use of metaphor and fandom-driven meaning-making, introverted self-description, and somewhat unstructured habits best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your pageant is ‘stupid’ just because you’re the only guy, I volunteer as tribute to be the second guy so it can officially become a romantic comedy instead of a horror story.
- You’re out here doing biochem, mass media essays, and ‘grahamthropology’ — can I enroll as your lab partner so we can study the effects of prolonged exposure to Blur and mild eye contact?
- You said you’re mysterious and tired and still got called ‘having character’ — if that’s your baseline, I’m honestly terrified of how hard I’d fall if you were actually well‑rested.
- You’re trying the ‘not be obsessed with Graham Coxon’ challenge; I respect the effort, but have you considered redirecting 10% of that feral energy into being obsessed with me instead? Low risk, high serotonin yield.
- You called the heat in the Philippines an ‘internship to hell’ and still chose to read 140k‑word unfinished gramon fic — I think we’re compatible, because I too make terrible decisions for intense feelings.
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19 • he/him • biology major in the Philippines. Writing essays on mass media, reading 140k-word fanfics, and overanalyzing Blur in my spare time.– @coxonizer
Your signature cocktail
The Postmodern Gramon Fizz
This drink is a slightly unhinged, Blur‑blue gin fizz for the biochem student whose brain has been colonized by Graham Coxon. The gin (ideally British) stands in for their obsessive Britpop fixation and quotes like “graham coxon rlly is british he is colonizing my mind.” and “#theyshouldveletgrahamcoxonsingmore #fuckblur”. Blue curaçao gives it a loud, fandom‑coded color for the wannabe blurologist and blur stan broadcasting takes like “i will be learning about blur IN REAL TIME and you all will be hearing about it .”. Calamansi or lime juice adds a sharp, tropical edge for the overworked Filipino student powering through heat and school like “it's so hot in the philippines it's like an internship to hell” and “this is probably my hubris speaking but i am going to ace biochem this semester”. Tonic water keeps it sparkling and a bit bitter, matching the self‑aware, exhausted humor of “classmate said i had character... ??? babe all i do is be mysterious and tired”. Finally, a dash of absinthe or herbal bitters hints at the yaoi‑pilled, angst‑loving, postmodern side behind tweets like “need more gramon angst” and “sometimes i listen to the universal and it sounds like wanting to kill self”, giving the cocktail a quietly feral, literary aftertaste.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with intellectual curiosity and a love of learning, which are core Ravenclaw traits. They’re a self-described “wannabe biologist and blurologist” and openly confident about academics, saying “this is probably my hubris speaking but i am going to ace biochem this semester #markmywords”, which shows both subject-specific enthusiasm and pride in understanding difficult material. They talk about books in a way that admires their structure and concept, e.g. “i love this book so much it looks intimidating but it's just long lists of household appliances, buildings, and photographers that don't exist”, which suggests an appreciation for experimental or postmodern literature rather than just casual reading. They also treat their fandom interests analytically, coining terms like “grahamthropology” and announcing “i will be learning about blur IN REAL TIME and you all will be hearing about it .”, turning obsession into almost a research project. Even their humor is highly referential and cerebral, with lines like “postmodern life is rubbish” and the bio “too postmodern. practically floored.” showing an inclination toward abstract, self-aware wordplay. Overall, the blend of academic drive, literary interest, and ironic, brainy humor points much more strongly to Ravenclaw than to the other houses.
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Your song
For Tomorrow - Blur
The song For Tomorrow fits them best because it balances yearning, melancholy, and wry humor in the same way their timeline does. They even admit they’re in a headspace where “for tomorrow can make me cry”, which shows how strongly they emotionally latch onto Blur’s more introspective tracks. Their bio (“too postmodern. practically floored. wannabe biologist and blurologist !!”) and posts like “postmodern life is rubbish” mirror the song’s London ennui and postmodern drift. The tension between being exhausted and still striving shows up when they say “classmate said i had character... ??? babe all i do is be mysterious and tired”, echoing the song’s portrait of people just trying to get through the day. Even their academic overconfidence and burnout—like “having sexy grades in the past sem has got me overconfident... yet im still reading gramon fics”—matches the song’s mix of hope, self‑sabotage, and dreamy escapism.
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