Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about music and films, like crying over The Perks of Being a Wallflower in “as vantagens de ser invisível é um filme lindo pqp to com dor de cabeça de tanto chorar”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses exaggerated, funny complaints such as “meu tio ta falando uma lingua totalmente desconhecida pela espécie humana, nem ele debe saber oq ele ta dizendl”.
- Loyal friend: Shows affection and support for friends, e.g. joking about a friend preventing self-harm in “meu mano pietro nao deixando eu me matar q absurdo” and writing a huge text for Isadora in “fiz um texto com 65.536 caracteres pra isadora pq to com tempo livre”.
- Cultural enthusiasm: Engages deeply with media and artists, celebrating songs and films in tweets like “AI CARALHO EU AMO ANYONE” and “before sunset neu novo filme favorito vai se fuder que lindo.”.
- Strong opinions: Doesn’t hesitate to state clear positions, such as backing Ana Paula in “100000% fechadona com ana paula renault” and critiquing shows or awards in “é uma praga emilia perez ter ganhado essa porra”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing and insults, like “PUTA MERDA ALGUEM CALA A BOCA DESSE MENINO PELO AMOR DE DEEEEEEUUUS” and “marluco parecendo um tubarão martelo e querendo se pagar de nazista, volta pro mar caralho”.
- Impulsive anger: Reacts with intense rage to inconveniences, for example threatening the phone company in “eu vou bater na sede da claro e explodir essa empresa desgraçada”.
- Self‑destructive talk: Uses death and self‑harm imagery casually, such as “odeio ver filme triste pq fico com vontade de morrer dps” and dramatic lines about wanting to die or explode.
- Family frustration: Often expresses annoyance with close family, e.g. “nossa minha mae ta tao chata ultimamente pqp” and irritation with siblings in “vsf pq q meu irmao quer ir no cse comigo q bosta”.
- Health neglect: Downplays or only vents about health issues instead of solutions, like intense knee pain in “DOR DO CARALHO QUE INFERNO EU NAO CONSIGO DORMIR JOELHO DESGRAÇADO EU NAO AGUENTO MAAAAAIS” and worries about the father’s possible trombosis in “meu pai com uma possível trombose ou torção no pé e ate agora nao foi no hospital”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads as a highly emotional, introspective, and media-obsessed person who overthinks everything, which is very Lisa-coded. They have intense reactions to films and music, like crying over The Perks of Being a Wallflower (“as vantagens de ser invisível é um filme lindo pqp to com dor de cabeça de tanto chorar”) and obsessing over songs (“mistery of love é uma música tao linda eu amo essa música namoral como pode 😭”), just as Lisa attaches deep meaning to art. They’re politically and socially reactive, getting worked up about world events and awards results (“3⁰ dia do ano e o doente do trump bombardeando a Venezuela”, “é uma praga emilia perez ter ganhado essa porra”), which mirrors Lisa’s moral outrage. At the same time, they’re constantly irritated by family and everyday life (“9 horas da manhã e meu irmao testando minha paciência.”, “nossa minha mae ta tao chata ultimamente pqp”), echoing Lisa’s exasperation at home. Their mix of sensitivity, sarcasm, and dramatic flair when in pain or stressed (“DOR DO CARALHO QUE INFERNO EU NAO CONSIGO DORMIR JOELHO DESGRAÇADO EU NAO AGUENTO MAAAAAIS”) makes Lisa Simpson the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show a strong Extraverted vibe: they constantly share reactions to people and events, vent publicly, and enjoy gossiping with friends, e.g. “eu amo quando junta eu e gabriel pra falar de alguém” and dramatic rants like “PUTA MERDA ALGUEM CALA A BOCA DESSE MENINO PELO AMOR DE DEEEEEEUUUS”. Their interests and comments are highly emotional, metaphorical, and media‑driven rather than detail‑practical, which fits Intuition: they gush about films and songs in idealized terms, e.g. “as vantagens de ser invisível é um filme lindo pqp to com dor de cabeça de tanto chorar”, “before sunset meu novo filme favorito vai se fuder que lindo.”. The tone is clearly Feeling‑oriented: value judgments and gut reactions dominate, as in “vc se gaba de trair a esposa, que chore mais”, intense music praise like “anyone melhor música de justice pqp q música linda meu irmão em cristo tudo nessa música é perfeito”, and empathy for favorite reality‑TV personalities (multiple “te amo babu/ana paula” tweets). They come off as spontaneous, reactive, and unstructured rather than planned or orderly, which matches Perceiving: they frequently tweet in the moment about pain, travel, heat, internet issues, and mood swings (e.g. “é um dia com Internet e 30 sem né foda”, “odeio ver filme triste pq fico com vontade de morrer dps”) rather than talking about schedules or long‑term plans. Altogether, the emotionally intense, pop‑culture‑obsessed, expressive, and impulsive style is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘nobody knows’ should have 8 minutes, but if we ever date I promise to give your Spotify something better: a lifetime loop of us screaming Justin’s ‘anyone’ in the car at 2 a.m.
- You cried with The Perks of Being a Wallflower, ama ‘Before Sunset’ and wants to dance a waltz with Julie Delpy… can I be your Jesse for one afternoon in Lisboa and then miss the train on purpose?
- You surviving claro, a brother testing your patience at 9 a.m., allergy even on your shoulder and a joelho that makes you want to vomit… I feel like if you can handle all that, you can definitely handle a first date with me.
- Since you’re 100% and 100000% ‘fechadona com Ana Paula Renault’, I’m just here trying to be at least 61,64% as iconic as your BBB takes so I can earn a tiny RT in your heart.
- McDonald’s ‘mijou no seu suco’, Trump bombardeando a Venezuela and Emilia Pérez winning… the world clearly hates you; let me balance that out by taking you out and treating you better than your internet, your joelho and your timeline ever did.
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Film & TV ranter, Justin Bieber defender, professional allergy sufferer. Once got attacked by a blind dog and still shows up online to complain.– @cpfnaxota_
Your signature cocktail
Namaste Meltdown Fizz
This cocktail starts with a cachaça shot to match their loud, zero-filter energy and the way they scream at life, like when they yell at the ISP in “claro sua desgraçada por sua culpa meu pacote de dados ACABOU ANTES DA MINHA VIAGEM VAI TOMAR NO CU” and threaten to “bater na sede da claro e explodir essa empresa desgraçada”. Guaraná soda adds fizzy, teenage-chaotic Brazilian vibes, the same kind of hyper mood behind “estou pocas ideias hoje ✌️” and their constant loud commentary on everything from TV to politics. Passion fruit pulp brings a sweet–sour emotional punch, like crying over movies in “odeio ver filme triste pq fico com vontade de morrer dps” and declaring Before Sunset their new favorite in “before sunset neu novo filme favorito vai se fuder que lindo.”. A dash of chili tincture represents their fiery rants at people they hate, from “PUTA MERDA ALGUEM CALA A BOCA DESSE MENINO PELO AMOR DE DEEEEEEUUUS” to “nossa eu odeio esse cara” and wanting to yeet a BR out of the car in “primeira br que eu ver eu jogo ele do carro”. Finally, a salted lime foam tops it all off, capturing their mix of tears, allergy misery, and salty humor from “EU ODEIO TER ALERGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and the melodramatic melodica of “meu mano pietro nao deixando eu me matar q absurdo”, with a fizzy goodbye worthy of “TCHAU NAMASTE”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: impulsiveness, intensity, and a tendency to speak out bluntly when something feels wrong. They react viscerally to injustice or annoyance, like threatening to confront companies or situations head-on: “eu vou bater na sede da claro e explodir essa empresa desgraçada” and “PUTA MERDA ALGUEM CALA A BOCA DESSE MENINO PELO AMOR DE DEEEEEEUUUS”. There’s also a protective streak, both joking and serious, such as “meu mano pietro nao deixando eu me matar q absurdo”, which shows they frame emotional struggles dramatically but in a social, not withdrawn, way. They gravitate toward strong, confrontational reality‑TV personalities and proudly pick sides, e.g. “100000% fechadona com ana paula renault” and “100% fechadona com ana paula”, which fits Gryffindor’s love of bold, outspoken figures. While there is wit and fandom (films, music), the dominant pattern is fiery emotion, outspoken reactions, and a readiness to ‘go to war’ verbally for what they like or hate—classic Gryffindor energy more than the patience of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Anyone - Justin Bieber
The best-fitting song for them is “Anyone” by Justin Bieber, which they clearly adore and emotionally connect with. They gush about it multiple times, calling it a perfect song: “anyone melhor música de justice pqp q música linda meu irmão em cristo tudo nessa música é perfeito” and “AI CARALHO EU AMO ANYONE”. Their timeline shows they’re very intense, emotional, and a bit dramatic about what they love—whether it’s movies, shows, or people—similar to the all‑or‑nothing romanticism of Anyone. They also gravitate toward tender, melancholic works like The Perks of Being a Wallflower and Before Sunset, shown in tweets like “as vantagens de ser invisível é um filme lindo pqp to com dor de cabeça de tanto chorar” and “before sunset meu novo filme favorito vai se fuder que lindo.”, which matches the vulnerable, yearning tone of the song. Given how strongly they already identify with it, Anyone feels like the natural soundtrack to their personality and emotional life.
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