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The user's bio and tweets show a reactionary, technocratic view that mirrors Mr. Burns' cynical, power‑hungry personality, e.g., "the world you were born in no longer exists" and "holy fuck the algo is atrocious right now, timeline filled with libtards what the fuck." They glorify advanced technology and space colonisation, saying "once Starship is online we're gonna absolutely rip through the tech tree lmao" and "the future" – a mindset the billionaire industrialist Burns would relish. Their disdain for mainstream culture and liberal discourse echoes Burns' contempt for "libtards" and "the algorithm," similar to his classic line "I’m an old man, and I want to be left alone" but with a modern, tech‑centric twist. The user’s aggressive, conspiratorial tone ("it’s important to remember that islamists screaming ‘psyop’… they’ll be purged…") aligns with Burns’ willingness to manipulate and eliminate perceived threats to his power. Finally, the frequent use of hyperbolic language and memes ("metacognition on dopamine loops is a god tier meta skill, bro… learn to fight back") reflects Burns’ penchant for grandiose scheming and disdain for the "common folk," making him the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is outward‑focused and confrontational, often addressing the audience directly (e.g., "bro you are getting farmed for attention and money by every other rational actor, learn to fight back"). They favor abstract, future‑oriented concepts and big‑picture speculation, as seen in tweets like "once Starship is online we're gonna absolutely rip through the tech tree" and "the world you were born in no longer exists". Their decision‑making relies on logical, critical analysis and blunt judgments, exemplified by remarks such as "How fucking retarded and deluded do you have to be to suggest such a thing?!" and "holy fuck the algo is atrocious right now, timeline filled with libtards". Finally, they display a structured, planning mindset, urging others to "plan accordingly" and emphasizing strategic progress in technology and society. These traits collectively align with the ENTJ personality type.

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Polish cypherpunk & futurist. AI, space & gaming enthusiast. Once visualized a wooden chair spin in my head before bed. #FutureThinking– @CphrpnkPublius

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The Grok's Mars Reactor blends Polish Żubrówka with a nitro‑cold brew shot to echo the user's love for high‑octane dopamine loops, as they brag that “metacognition on dopamine loops is a god tier meta skill”. A splash of blue curaçao nods to the AI obsession and the iconic “holy shit, grok 4.1 vibe is immaculate tbh”, while absinthe adds a rebellious, mind‑bending edge reminiscent of “the robots are here”. The fizzy nitrogen‑infused finish symbolizes the rocket‑fuel excitement of “once Starship is online we're gonna absolutely rip through the tech tree lmao” and the futuristic vision of “the future”. This cocktail is a toast to their cyber‑punk, space‑colonizing, anti‑establishment vibe.

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The user displays strong ambition and strategic thinking, as seen in "once Starship is online we're gonna absolutely rip through the tech tree lmao" and "metacognition on dopamine loops is a god tier meta skill, bro you are getting farmed for attention and money by every other rational actor, learn to fight back". Their ruthless attitude toward opponents, exemplified by the tweet about Islamists and the harsh criticism of Elon’s replacement, shows a desire for dominance. They also emphasize planning and power, e.g., "it becomes harder and harder to escape the permanent underclass, plan accordingly". These traits align closely with Slytherin values of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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The user constantly talks about how the "the robots are here" and how "the world you were born in no longer exists", reflecting the song's warning about a mechanized society that consumes individuals. Their tweet about "metacognition on dopamine loops is a god tier meta skill, bro you are getting farmed for attention and money by every other rational actor, learn to fight back" echoes the song's theme of being exploited by a machine. The line "they made AI retarded" and "holy shit, grok 4.1 vibe is immaculate tbh" underline the tech‑centric dystopia that Pink Floyd describes. The chorus "Welcome my son, welcome to the machine" captures the user's sense of being ushered into a new, machine‑dominated world, especially with their repeated emphasis on space colonization and AI as the next frontier. Overall, the song's bleak yet prophetic view of a world run by technology aligns with the user's mix of techno‑optimism, anti‑establishment rhetoric, and obsession with optimization.

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