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Lisa Simpson is known for her love of reading and intellectual pursuits, which aligns with Masseh's frequent mentions of books and reading, such as "Just got halfway done my book!!! Oooh Iâm excited now and found something crazy!!" and "Books stop being so expensive please thank you đ". Her strong sense of social justice and activism matches the user's tweet "Palestine being Free", reflecting Lisa's advocacy for causes like the environment and human rights. Lisa often feels the pressure of being the older sibling to Bart, mirroring the user's complaint "I have the most fucking annoying brother out there bruh every word pisses me off and irritates me". Both share a passion for pop culture and media; Masseh expresses excitement about anime in tweets like "I wanna rewatch HunterxHunter!" and "Guess ima go alone on Tuesday and watch JJK!", while Lisa enjoys exploring new artistic forms. Finally, the user's lateânight, emotionally charged posts like "Itâs 6:30 am and I havenât slept yet whoops" and "Why havenât I gone to bed yet đ" echo Lisa's occasional overâwork and stress from juggling school, activism, and hobbies.

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The frequent outwardâfocused posts like "Letâs go Verstappen!" and "All my Divas hate on Elon" show a sociable, extraverted style. Their imaginative references such as "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far awayâŠ" and dreaming about traveling in 2026 reveal a preference for intuition and future possibilities. Emotional language appears in tweets like "I love Twyala Jean!" and "I hate cj to the death of me đ," indicating decisions driven by personal feelings (Feeling). A spontaneous, flexible approach is evident in statements like "Dang I need to catch up on piece! Iâm 8 chapters behind and Iâm only on ep 1143!" and "Guess ima go alone on Tuesday and watch JJK!" which point to a Perceiving orientation. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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28 | Anime & manga aficionado, gamer, book lover. Once survived a 12âhour JJK binge until 6âŻam. Raccoon City đâ @CptnStrawHat

Your signature cocktail
The drink captures Massehâs love for anime and lateânight marathons with Japanese whisky and matcha liqueur, nodding to the "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far awayâŠ" vibe and the "I love Twyala Jean! #Walker" tweet. A shot of coffee liqueur fuels the endless energy behind "Itâs 6:30 am and I havenât slept yet whoops" and "I just got to 100 Million Moots!!!! Wooh!!!". Orange bitters add a bright, unpredictable zing that mirrors the chaotic excitement of "Iâm 8 chapters behind and Iâm only on ep 1143!" while the soda water lightens the mix, reflecting their carefree "I wanna rewatch HunterxHunter!" spirit. Together, the cocktail is a vibrant, slightly bitter yet sweet tribute to their bingeâwatching, gaming, and bookâloving lifestyle.

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The user frequently showcases ambition and a desire for personal achievement, such as bragging "I just got to 100 Million Moots!!!! Wooh!!!" and expressing future goals like "Lord I need to really travel 2026 đ I should get in shape for it too!". They also demonstrate a competitive edge, wanting to be ahead in games and series, e.g., "Dang I need to catch up on piece! Iâm 8 chapters behind and Iâm only on ep 1143!" and "I love Twyala Jean! #Walker" indicating a focus on status within fandoms. Their selfâpromotional tone and strategic pursuit of discounts, as seen in "Bo7 on sale 15% off hmmmm should I get it?!", reflect the resourceful, ambitious traits prized by Slytherin. Additionally, the userâs willingness to block negative influences, "Yeahhhhh blocking Star after the shit she just sent me đ," shows a cunning approach to protecting personal interests. These patterns of ambition, resourcefulness, and selfâadvancement align best with the values of Slytherin.

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The user's constant sleeplessnessâ'Itâs 6:30 am and I havenât slept yet whoops' and 'Itâs 3 in the morning and we really talking about jinns đđ€Ł'âmirrors the songâs focus on insomnia and feeling overwhelmed. Their frantic multitasking, seen in '24 tik toks i have to respond to wth đ' and being '8 chapters behind and Iâm only on ep 1143!' reflects the lyric 'Wake up, you need to make money' and the pressure described in the chorus. The repeated sense of exhaustion, like 'Iâve been tired and I havenât gone to bed wth wrong with me lmao smh', aligns with the refrain 'Iâm stressed out'. The nostalgic yearning for simpler times in the song's line 'I wish we could turn back time' matches their longing for more relaxed moments amid their anime marathons and gaming. Overall, 'Stressed Out' captures the sleepless nights, anxiety, and chaotic energy of a 28âyearâold animeâobsessed gamer.

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