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Your Simpsons character
Much like Milhouse, @crabosamu embodies a self-deprecating and perpetually unlucky persona, often posting about being “so pathetic 💔” or struggling with basic social interactions, lamenting, “HOW THE HELL DO I TALK TO PPL”. They share Milhouse’s dramatic flair and hyper-fixation on specific media like Bungou Stray Dogs, reacting with extreme distress when things go wrong, such as saying “I FUCKINH HATE BUNGOU TALE... KMS” after a bad gacha pull. Despite their dark humor and occasional cries for help like “I'm so tired of everything”, there is a child-like vulnerability similar to the Simpsons character, especially when they find comfort in small things like when they “got cupcakes”. Ultimately, both the user and Milhouse exist in a state of constant, slightly absurd misfortune while desperately seeking connection and validation.

Your MBTI personality Type
@crabosamu fits the INFP profile by exhibiting a deeply internal, emotional, and disorganized lifestyle. Their Introversion is evident in their self-description as a “shut in” and their extreme difficulty with social interaction, noting “HOW THE HELL DO I TALK TO PPL”. They lean toward Intuition through their preoccupation with fictional headcanons and a desire to “runaway from everything” to find meaning in nature. Their Feeling preference is dominant, as seen in their raw, emotional outbursts and the self-deprecating claim, “Im so pathetic 💔”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is shown through a lack of structure and impulsive posting, frequently lamenting their own mistakes like “using the wrong side” of a tool due to a lack of planning.

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Digital artist and Bungo Stray Dogs enthusiast. When I’m not sketching Dazai fanart, I’m hunting for the perfect cupcake. Aspiring traveler and sea-lover.– @crabosamu

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone who feels “so fuckinh cooked” and oscillates between deep misery and a love for sweets. The bitter gin reflects a soul that is “tired of everything”, while the ginger beer pays homage to the time they “ate spicy” and regretted it. Despite the darkness, the creamy top represents their obsession with “eating cupcakes, yummy..”. It is finished with sharp silver flakes because they are “such a dumbass” when it comes to handling blades, creating a cocktail that is as experimental and messy as their Twitter feed.

Your Hogwarts House
Crabosamu demonstrates the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and a self-preservation instinct, even when dealing with darker impulses, such as when they realize “MY BLADE WASNT DULL I WAS JUST USING THE WRONG SIDE, IM SUCH A DUMBASS OMG”. Their intense, singular focus on interests like Osamu Dazai shows the ambition and dedication common to this house, evidenced by their headcanons and fan art: “Dazai hc Dazai 15 was paler and 22 dazai is a little more tan since he gos out more”. Furthermore, their protective nature over their digital space—“I freely block andd uh proshippers dni”—reflects the Slytherin tendency to curate an inner circle and strictly exclude those who do not align with their personal values.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly captures the user's intense struggle with body image, self-harm, and the desire to disappear. Their preoccupation with physical appearance and self-destructive urges is mirrored in the lyrics, as seen when they tweet, “Lowky i feel like a pie when staring at my cuts” and express frustration over failed attempts at purging, saying “I wanna throw up but i keep failing... this is stuffering kms”. The user's deep isolation and feelings of inadequacy, exemplified by the post “Im so pathetic 💔”, align with the song's themes of feeling 'not enough' while trapped in a cycle of pain. Ultimately, their frequent mentions of needing bandages or blades reflect the same raw, youthful despair found in the track's exploration of mental health struggles.

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