
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of step with the world. Like Lisa, they care a lot about media and art and overthink it, from critiquing movies and TV (e.g. their rant about kids’ shows like “HOW DO THESE HUMAN MOFOS NOT SEE THAT THE BITCH IS BLUE…”) to complaining about cash‑grab streaming culture in “the issue about most films and tv shows now r the fact theyre all just cash grabs…”. They show academic and creative anxiety similar to Lisa’s perfectionism, worrying about exams in “i feel like imma fail my exams next month…” and struggling with an art project in “how tf do i draw a damn dandelion”. Their frequent depressive, introspective posts like “i miss feeling like i was someone” and “bruh why have i been so depressed recently…” echo Lisa’s constant sense of alienation and emotional heaviness. At the same time, their love of games, cartoons, and little joys like “drinking a cold blue raspberry slushie… on a breezy but warm summer evening” matches Lisa’s capacity for sincere, almost childlike enthusiasm amid all the angst.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary or online (DS hacking, ACNH, Club Penguin, cartoons), and they vent a lot about feeling lonely and unseen, e.g. “wish i had someone to play club penguin with ☹️” and “im so fucking drained of just everything and no ones ever here i just want her fucking attention again but shes always always always busy i hate it”, suggesting rich inner life but limited offline social outlet. They read as Intuitive in how they talk about media and ideas rather than facts: criticizing streaming as “cash grabs” and representation in “random thought but the issue about most films and tv shows now r the fact theyre all just cash grabs, no matter how good the rep in it is…” and passionately preferring 90s-style cartoons in “can cartoon people make more cartoons that resemble 90s cartoons in their prime bc they were literally so good and i miss them sm”. They are strongly Feeling: their tweets are emotionally charged and empathy-focused, like their fury at animal cruelty in “ru kidding me theres another cat video up again im gonna fucking kill someone if they dont stop… JUST STOP BEING BAD FUCKING PEOPLEEEE” and their concern for a homeless pet in “poor baby :( i hope she finds a home”. Their life seems flexible and scattered rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: oversleeping and staying up late in “i dont wanna go to school man im too sleeeppyy (technically my fault since i was the one who waited till 4:30am to sleep…”, restarting usernames impulsively in “new username era”, and hacking their DS just to explore options in “a few days ago i homebrewed my ds and now i can legit get any game i want BUT AAA THERES SM TO CHOOSE FROM IDK WHAT TO PICKK”. Overall, a sensitive, imaginative, self-expressive, somewhat chaotic and idealistic online presence fits best with INFP.

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Cartoons, Nintendo nostalgia & blue raspberry slushie reviews. Once walked 2.3 miles at 8am to save 80p. Opinions my own.– @crackerdogz

Your signature cocktail
The Blue raspberry vodka slush base is for drinking a slushie on a warm night while vibing and overthinking life, just like their dreamy scene of “drinking a cold blue raspberry slushie… on a breezy but warm summer evening”. Sour cherry liqueur brings the whiplash of mood swings, exam stress, and depressive spirals, echoing posts like “i feel like imma fail my exams next month” and “bruh why have i been so depressed recently”. The Vanilla milk-bread foam is a sweet, cozy layer on top for their soft spots—babysitting, plushies, and simple joys—like “i think i may be addicted to milk bread” and “i want my plushies and my friend and my pillows and my blankets”. A crushed cracker-salt rim nods to their username and snack love—“i love crackers sm theyre so tasty”—adding a goofy, crunchy edge. Finally, a dash of ‘midnight anxiety’ cold brew captures their chaotic nocturnal energy, like staying up till 4:30 before school in “i dont wanna go to school man im too sleeeppyy (technically my fault since i was the one who waited till 4:30am to sleep)”, making this drink a strong, sweet-and-sour, slightly unhinged experimental cocktail that tastes like tweeting from “the circus.”

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong emotional loyalty and a deeply caring nature, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They’re outraged by cruelty to animals, lashing out at people posting abusive cat videos in tweets like “ru kidding me theres another cat video up again im gonna fucking kill someone if they dont stop fucking being mentally sick attention whores with no sense of human fucking decency JUST STOP BEING BAD FUCKING PEOPLEEEE”, revealing a strong sense of fairness and protectiveness. They also show a lot of warmth and appreciation toward others’ art and creations, e.g. “UGH I LOVE TH3 WAY U DREW HER FUCK YEAH” and “ILY GARFIELD TY FOR MAKING MY DAY BETTER”, which suggests kindness and enthusiasm rather than a need to look smart or superior. Their self-deprecating worries about exams like “i feel like imma fail my exams next month idk im just so fucking stupid when it comes to like half the classes i take so” point more to insecurity than to Ravenclaw-style academic pride or Slytherin ambition. Even when they’re exhausted or depressed, they look for small wholesome comforts—wanting plushies and friends in “i want my plushies and my friend and my pillows and my blankets” and enjoying simple pleasures like “drinking a cold blue raspberry slushie, sitting outside ur house on a small step… while the sun sets”—which fits Hufflepuff’s love of cozy, down-to-earth happiness. Overall, their empathy, fairness, and desire for gentle connection align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for them is Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown, which captures messy teenage feelings, self-deprecation, and quiet softness under all the chaos. They oscillate between intense emotions and silliness, like when they say “bruh why have i been so depressed recently its so embarassing i just want it to stop 💀” right next to joking tweets like “i love crackers sm theyre so tasty 😭”. The song’s themes of feeling like a "dumb teen" and not fitting in mirror tweets such as “i may be the one always picked last to join a team in pe” and “bruh why have i been so depressed recently”. Their angst and exhaustion come through in posts like “im so fucking tired” and “LMAO MY LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING I JUST WANNA FALL INTO A COMA FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS”, which fits the song’s vulnerable, overwhelmed tone. At the same time, their love for cartoons, games, and little comforts—like “damn i love the hit game club penguin” and “i want my plushies and my friend and my pillows and my blankets”—matches the song’s childlike, nostalgic side.

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