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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Contrarian: Litmus's tweets are full of contrarian opinions, like his belief that the CGI lion in the Metro Goldwyn Myer logo is a poor substitute for the real thing.
- Dark Humor: Litmus's tweets often feature dark humor, like his tweet about washing twice after a day of work, once for the gasoline and once for minor scrapes and cuts.
- Self-Awareness: Litmus is aware of his own eccentricities and often makes fun of himself, like in his tweet 'God I'm so stupid. Happy world of Haribo my ass'.
- Creativity: Litmus is a creative thinker who enjoys making up words and concepts, like his tweet 'Through repeated antoclovusions I've managed to produce a meniangal effect on my chorinder and sperratulate milphons.'
- Passionate: Litmus is passionate about his beliefs and is not afraid to express them, even if they are controversial, like his tweet 'The false idol is dead at the hands of the hunter HALLELUJAH'.
Weaknesses:
- Cynicism: Litmus's tweets are often cynical and pessimistic, like his tweet 'Welp! Just another corkscrew thrown into the fucknugget that is my life.'
- Sarcasm: Litmus's sarcasm can be biting and sometimes difficult to decipher, like his tweet 'I turn my nose up at your influenza recovery. You're still sick in my eyes'.
- Self-Importance: Litmus's tweets often suggest a sense of self-importance, like his tweet 'I am your very steward'.
- Overthinking: Litmus's tweets often suggest that he overthinks things, like his tweet 'Favorite new activity is seeing something slightly irritating and relating it in my head to concepts that make me angrier and angrier until I'm at my limit with rage and need lie down or maul a stranger'.
- Provocative: Litmus's tweets are often provocative and designed to stir up controversy, like his tweet 'I think some of you are really really sick'.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Litmus's penchant for elaborate schemes and his desire for recognition, combined with his dark humor and tendency to be a bit over-the-top, make him a perfect match for Sideshow Bob. Like Bob, Litmus often finds himself frustrated by his inability to achieve his goals, as seen in his tweet 'God I'm so stupid. Happy world of Haribo my ass'. He also has a tendency to be manipulative and vindictive, as seen in his tweet 'I designed my house based on symbolism of the individual pieces, not overall aesthetic. The white tile floors represent my desire for cleanliness and the red door represents how I'm going to kill you if you track mud on my white tile floor.'
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a summer peach, because I'm really craving you.
- I'm not sure if you're a strange dog, but I'm definitely barking up your tree.
- If you're a cow and steer that were brother and sister, then I'm definitely your biggest fan.
- I'm not sure if you're a light in the darkness, but I'm definitely drawn to you.
- You must be a CGI lion, because you're really turning my head.
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A contrarian with a penchant for the absurd.– @crackopenitsrea
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Litmus's cunning, ambition, and desire for power make him a perfect fit for Slytherin. His tweets often reveal a strategic mind, like his tweet 'My ultimate ambition is to find the next Napoleon, Alexander the Great, what have you, and become their must trusted friend, their second in command. Serve by their side the whole way. Most will not know my name, but certain historians will find me a compelling figure.' He also has a clear sense of self-importance, as seen in his tweet 'I am your very steward', which is a common trait among Slytherins. His willingness to challenge authority and manipulate situations to his advantage further solidify his Slytherin identity.
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Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Litmus's love of the theatrical and his penchant for the absurd make him a perfect match for the song Bohemian Rhapsody. Like the song, Litmus is not afraid to be unconventional and to embrace the strange and unusual. He also shares the song's sense of drama and grandeur, as seen in his tweet 'My ultimate ambition is to find the next Napoleon, Alexander the Great, what have you, and become their must trusted friend, their second in command. Serve by their side the whole way. Most will not know my name, but certain historians will find me a compelling figure'.
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