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The user’s love for food and drink, such as "Baller night last night, had six of these massive highbars 😭" and "Mmm coffee and cake", mirrors Homer’s iconic appetite and love for beer ("Mmm… donuts"). Their self‑deprecating humor and occasional "I’m getting old" vibe echo Homer’s often clueless, aging dad persona. The user’s bragging about wealth ("The haters fail to realize I have 200k euros in stocks, fucking bozos 😛") and reckless antics ("Ran out of substances to abuse 😔") parallel Homer’s impulsive, sometimes reckless behavior. Random bursts of excitement and absurd statements like "Mossad is buttfucking me extra hard today" reflect Homer’s tendency to overreact and make bizarre comments. Overall, the blend of gluttony, carefree attitude, and occasional cluelessness aligns most closely with Homer Simpson.

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The user demonstrates extraverted tendencies by directly engaging the audience, for example asking "Any Danes want to build a home lab with me?" and offering "I can teach you diving… I can teach you programming". Their focus on concrete, hands‑on details appears in tweets like "Found an auction for 50 old office PCs… set up a home server cluster" and "IRL maxxing fr", showing a sensing preference. Logical, pragmatic decision‑making is evident in posts about tech and finance such as "The haters fail to realize I have 200k euros in stocks, fucking bozos" and cost‑focused remarks about a new rebreather. The spontaneous, action‑oriented style—evident in impulsive comments like "Mossad is buttfucking me extra hard today" and frequent travel updates—highlights a perceiving attitude.

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SRE & certified diver 🌊 | building server clusters, chasing coffee, cats & highballs | once taught my cat to fetch a dive mask– @craftutopia2

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This cocktail fuses Scandinavian aquavit with Japanese whisky and bright yuzu, echoing the user's Danish roots and love for Japan, as they wrote, 'Japan is the only country where I can leave my bag with my passport in it, my phone and my wallet on a table, get up and leave and it still be there when I get back I love this place.' The cold brew coffee adds the high‑energy boost that fuels their 'Baller night last night, had six of these massive highballs 😭,' while ginger ale gives it the classic highball fizz. A pinch of sea salt nods to their professional diving life ('Site Reliability Engineer & Professional Diver' in the bio). The layered flavors also mirror their hobby of building home server clusters ('Found an auction for 50 old office PCs, I lowkey want to buy them and set up a home server cluster lol'). Finally, the drink’s bold, slightly chaotic profile captures their self‑aware, 'IRL maxxing fr' attitude and love for mixing tech, travel, and tasty drinks.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays strong ambition and resourcefulness, such as posting 'The haters fail to realize I have 200k euros in stocks, fucking bozos' and 'Found an auction for 50 old office PCs, I lowkey want to buy them and set up a home server cluster lol'. They also pursue expensive gear, e.g., 'Ending it all cus why is a new rebreather 7590 euros + tax 😭😭😭', showing a drive for personal advancement. Their willingness to take bold risks (professional diver, climber) and occasional ruthless statements like 'Every one of these drone pilots (on both sides) should be publicly executed' reflect Slytherin's daring and cunning nature. While they mention loyalty, the dominant theme is ambition, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The user’s timeline is packed with high‑energy, “live‑life‑to‑the‑full” moments – from ‘Baller night last night, had six of these massive highballs 😭’ and ‘IRL maxxing fr’ to constant jet‑setting with ‘More flights than dates this year 💔’ and ‘Finally going home in 6 days Yuppee’. Those lines echo Queen’s refrain of unstoppable fun: “I’m having a good time, I’m a shooting star leaping through the sky”. Their love for risky projects – ‘Found an auction for 50 old office PCs… set up a home server cluster lol’ – and extreme hobbies like diving and climbing match the song’s celebration of reckless joy. Even the occasional self‑critical tweet ‘I may have fucked up’ or ‘Ran out of substances to abuse 😔’ fits the lyric “Don’t stop me ’cause I’m having a good time”. The anthem’s upbeat tempo and defiant optimism perfectly capture this user’s adventurous, party‑heavy, tech‑savvy persona.

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