craigbob99
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technically Skilled: He proclaims 'I engineer chemicals. Many of them.' and frequently criticizes technical choices (OS updates, Debian/Rust), showing deep domain competence.
- Direct: Commands like 'VOTE YES ON THE FUCKING CR' and 'GET YOUR ASS IN THERE' reveal a blunt, action-oriented communication style that cuts to the chase.
- Community-Focused: He lists many social platforms and says 'My DMs are always open,' indicating a desire to connect and engage with communities beyond a single silo.
- Politically Engaged: Frequent policy calls — 'Ending the illegal drugs killing and crippling Americans at their foreign source is 100% America First' — show he follows and acts on politics, not passively.
- Humorously Idiosyncratic: Recurring motifs like '#PumpkinPieMasterRace' and '🧁...MUFFIN BUTTON' show a quirky streak that lightens otherwise heavy content.
Weaknesses:
- Combative Tone: Frequent insults ('Brainlet take', 'The vaping retard') risk alienating readers and escalate conversations into antagonism rather than persuasion.
- Polarizing: Staunch partisan posts and commands ('TAKE BACK YOUR DAMN COUNTRY') harden his audience into allies and opponents rather than building broad coalitions.
- Impulsive Posting: All-caps rants and repeated caps-lock calls-to-action suggest he posts in the heat of the moment ('VOTE YES ON THE FUCKING CR' repeated).
- Crude Language: Use of ableist slurs and harsh epithets ('retarded') undermines credibility with moderate audiences and can provoke platform moderation.
- Confirmation Bias: Strong tribal signals (#GOGATORS #GOHOKIES, Israel slogans) and selective outrages suggest a tendency to frame issues through pre-existing allegiances rather than neutral inquiry.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson)
Comic Book Guy is the best Simpsons match: pedantic, snarky, hyper-critical of modern culture, and obsessed with nerd hobbies, just as Craig pontificates about gaming, Debian/Rust, and memes ('The left truly can't meme', 'The game lobbies of yesteryear...'). Both relish calling out perceived cultural decline and use a salty, superior tone when doing so.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
ENTJ fits Craig’s leadership-oriented, assertive, strategic persona: he openly organizes and demands action ('VOTE YES ON THE FUCKING CR', 'GET YOUR ASS IN THERE AND VOTE YES'), demonstrating extraverted command. His intuitive macro-forecasts ('Then it will be a ban on TOR/I2P/MESH...') show big‑picture pattern-seeing. The thinking preference shows in his pragmatic critiques ('Forced updates are a productivity nightmare'), and his judging orientation is visible in relentless push-for-decision and closure. Together these traits—publicly organizing, future-oriented warnings, logical critiques, and intolerance for delay—point to ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a lab protocol? Because I’d follow your instructions to the letter — even the parts I don’t understand yet.
- You must love pumpkin pie, because my heart just joined the #PumpkinPieMasterRace for you.
- I’ll code you into my favourite game: level one is 'win my heart', level two is 'defend the CR', final boss is 'muffin button' — spoiler: you beat it every time.
- I can’t promise I’ll raise cows for you, but I’ll definitely raise my standards — want to test that hypothesis together?
- You’re like a perfectly calibrated experiment: rare, beautiful, and worth staying up all night for.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chemical engineer (PhD) | Indie gamer & creator — xenomancer on Steam | STEM advocate, unapologetically opinionated | Jewish & college-obsessed (Gators • Hokies) | DMs open — discuss science, games, or policy– @craigbob99
Your signature cocktail
Muffin Button Mule
This drink mixes nerdy warmth and blunt kick—bourbon gives it a no-nonsense backbone to match Craig’s directness, pumpkin spice and the cinnamon rim nod to '#PumpkinPieMasterRace' and his muffin/cupcake motif, lime and ginger beer add tang and bite like his online takes, and the whole concoction is at once comforting and confrontational—just like his feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits Craig because he is strategic, fiercely protective of his preferred order, and willing to use blunt tactics to achieve goals. He warns of slippery slopes and power moves — 'Then it will be a ban on TOR/I2P/MESH. Then a ban on unapproved browsers…' — showing a pragmatic, power-aware mindset. His repeated, often ruthless calls to 'TAKE BACK YOUR DAMN COUNTRY' and insistence on accountability ('These findings only matter if the people who committed these criminal acts are publicly punished') reflect Slytherin’s drive for control and consequences. He prizes influence and results over niceties.
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Your song
Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
This song’s blunt, politically charged critique of who fights and who benefits fits Craig’s America-focused rhetoric ('Ending the illegal drugs... is 100% America First') and his anger at elites and policy choices. Its raw, no-nonsense tone pairs well with his direct, impatient style and populist appeals.
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