cram0rant
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Bart Simpson is a rebellious, impulsive teen who constantly seeks excitement and often gets into trouble, which mirrors @cram0rant’s frequent outbursts like "I FUCKING WON I WON I WON" and his self‑described mishaps on the bus ("the amount of times i hit my head getting up on this bus is freaking me the fuck out"). The user’s love of chaotic gaming ("I LOVE ARAM MAYHEM AND I LOVE SCOPIEST WEAPONS") and his habit of bragging about achievements ("IM SO BACK", "FINALLY GOT GOOD DREAMFES LUCK") reflect Bart’s love for causing mischief and showing off. Like Bart’s tendency to defy authority, the user posts defiant statements such as refusing a stranger’s request on the bus and promising a future piercing ("i will get a piercing soon mark my words"). The mix of high‑energy excitement, teenage angst about grades ("4/6 of my grades r below 60%.") and a constant need for attention aligns well with Bart’s classic personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s frequent outward‑directed posts and attempts to rally others ('Who wanna go w me…', 'guy on the bus asked me to borrow my phone…') show a clear preference for extraversion. Their tweets focus on concrete, sensory details of daily life and gaming ('the amount of shiny pidgey i have is crazy…', '4/6 of my grades r below 60%', 'rain will be the end of me') indicating a sensing style. A strong emphasis on personal emotions, values and supportive messages ('I am loved', 'NEVER KILL YOURSELF', 'I will survive. i am strong and i will not break') points to a feeling orientation. The pattern of spontaneous, last‑minute updates, procrastination ('im sorry for not being very active', 'late to my exam because i slept through my alarms', 'need to lock in very bad this month so if i dont post…') reflects a perceiving approach.

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19-yr gamer & anime fan. LoL, Pokemon & Miku enthusiast. Student surviving essays, bus rides, & a one-time green glow from a gamma prank. He/Him.– @cram0rant

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The bright green Midori captures the moment he said he turned green from gamma radiation ("im exposed to gamma radiation and seem to have turned green"), while the electric punch of Red Bull mirrors his high‑octane gaming bursts ("I WIN I WIN", "I FUCKING WON I WON I WON"). The splash of blue Curaçao nods to his love of Hela skins and anime aesthetics ("IM GETTING THAT HELA SKIN"). Grenadine adds a sweet sugary finish, a tribute to his obsession with the Eternal Sugar Cookie ("THANK YOU ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE"). Overall the cocktail is chaotic, colorful, and intense, just like his tweets that swing from hype to frustration ("4/6 of my grades r below 60%", "I WILL BE BUYING").

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The user repeatedly emphasizes personal achievement and a drive to win, such as "I WON I WON I WON" and "I WILL BE PLAYING AFTER LIKE A MONTH". Their focus on acquiring rare items and status symbols—"I WILL BE BUYING", "I GOT THE MIKU I WANTED AWWW", "i’m getting closer… top 1000 here i come"—shows strong ambition. They also display a willingness to take risks for success, e.g., "drove the car again and didn’t crash…im going on the freeway guys", which reflects the Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for personal advancement.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes resilience and defiant optimism, as seen in the tweet 'halfway through the semester. failing half of my classes… but im still standing.' They also celebrate victories with posts like 'I WON I WON I WON' and reassure followers they are alive with 'IM NOT DEAD'. When facing challenges they declare determination, e.g., 'i will survive. i am strong and i will not break.' These themes mirror Elton John's anthem 'I'm Still Standing', which is all about refusing to be knocked down and thriving despite adversity. The upbeat, triumphant energy of the song matches their frequent hype‑filled posts about gaming wins and new purchases.

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