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Much like Jeff Albertson, this user is a hyper-fixated superfan who guards their favorite media with a sharp, elitist tongue, often expressing disdain for casual fans or 'ass' opinions. They share his gatekeeping tendencies and deep resentment for localizations, stating, “i really resent the eng vers because they water down so much of mxtx's flowery language”. Their feed is filled with a mix of cynical critiques of the fandom and intense, niche character fetishization, similar to the Android's Dungeon owner’s obsession with specific lore details. They are quick to dismiss others' literacy, claiming “long term exposure to jun wu apologists turns u illiterate”, mirroring the 'Worst Episode Ever' attitude. Ultimately, their life revolves around their “toxic xie lian fetishizer” persona, embodying the ultimate obsessive collector mentality.

Your MBTI personality Type
Creamlianlian displays Introversion through their preference for solitary media consumption and discomfort with large social platforms, noting “tgcf tiktok... ugh” and finding comfort in fictional ships when tired. They lean toward Intuition (N), focusing on symbolic meanings and character tropes like “momson hualian” rather than literal plot details. As a Feeling (F) type, their tweets are driven by intense personal values and emotional attachments, such as how “hualian always cheers me up”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and their frustration with the rigid structures of the app, as seen when asking “why won't this app let me change my username”.

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Literature enthusiast with a focus on MXTX’s original texts. Exploring the nuance of TGCF and character analysis. I once read Vol 4 and promised never again.– @creamlianlian

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This cocktail is a chaotic blend of sweet devotion and sharp 'toxic' energy, much like a user who identifies as a “toxic xie lian fetishizer 🪦🕊️”. The creamy texture honors their obsession with the protagonist's physique, specifically the belief that “xie lian is a beautiful milf in my head” and their constant craving for “mommylian☹️”. The drink packs a punch to mirror their aggressive defense of the character against 'illiterate' takes, especially when they declare “your opinion is ass” to anyone misreading the novel. Finally, the potent finish reflects a thirst so strong they'd risk death just to “catch a whiff of xie lian's omega scent”.

Your Hogwarts House
creamlianlian demonstrates the hallmark Slytherin trait of fierce elitism and a 'us versus them' mentality, frequently gatekeeping her interests by claiming “fandom spaces really mess up ur original understanding of a media”. She is unapologetically cunning and assertive regarding her controversial preferences, identifying as a “toxic xie lian fetishizer” and bluntly stating, “your opinion is ass” to those who disagree. Her resourcefulness is evident in her hyper-specific analysis of character dynamics, such as her theory on “hua cheng... had a raging boner” to justify her ships. Ultimately, her disdain for those she deems “illiterate” or “miserable” aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and selective loyalty.

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@creamlianlian's online presence is defined by an intense, singular devotion to Xie Lian that borders on the obsessive, as evidenced by her self-proclaimed status as a “toxic xie lian fetishizer” and her frequent declarations that “hualian always cheers me up when i'm tired<3”. The song’s theme of hero worship reflects her tendency to view characters through a distorted lens, often sexualizing them with comments like “xie lian is a beautiful milf in my head”. Furthermore, her aggressive defense of her personal interpretation against “that particular side of the fandom” aligns with the song's exploration of how charismatic figures and narratives can divide groups. This digital cult of personality is fueled by her deep emotional investment in Heaven Official's Blessing, where she finds comfort in “mommylian placating baby hc” while simultaneously criticizing others for their own literacy and takes.

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