Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense dedication to Giselle, Carmen, Momo, etc., e.g. long excitement over photocards and solos like “a SM tentou me gongar por longos anos mas agora eu consegui colocar o melhor solo do aespa (menagerie) no spotify”.
- Loyal friend: Talks warmly about friends and shared plans, like exchanging photocards with Yas and birthday gifts in “eu e a yas combinando de dar photocard de aniversário”.
- Humorous personality: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, such as comparing photocards to addiction in “tenho dependência fortíssima nelas, é como usar maconha”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shows joy, anger, anxiety, and affection, e.g. dramatic happiness in “CARMEN MORANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”.
- Resourceful learner: Figures out practical hacks to improve daily life, like adding unreleased songs to Spotify in “aprendi a colocar música nao lançada no spotify, isso vai me salvar tanto nas aulas”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive spending: Frequently buys merch on impulse and complains about costs, e.g. “eu fiz a compra mais impulsiva da minha vida” and “chega eu nao posso ter dinheiro que eu ja quero comprar photocard” in this tweet.
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or insulting phrases toward others, such as “vai se fuder” in “FREE NINGNING @SMTOWNGLOBAL vai se fuder” and calling a seller “VACA” in this tweet.
- Low patience: Quickly reaches frustration with people and services, saying “paciência tem limite” in this tweet and planning negative feedback over issues in “vou fazer um feedback bem negativo pra essa menina”.
- Sleep discipline: Struggles to manage sleep for responsibilities, e.g. failing to stay awake for SMTOWN and linking that to school in “se pra ver a giselle eu não consegui acordar imagina p ir pra escola”.
- Emotional volatility: Shows intense mood swings and mentions serious mental health issues, like discussing bipolar mania in “as pessoas nao tem nocao do que é um bipolar em mania psicotica e sem tratamento” alongside frequent extreme reactions across tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is intensely passionate and deeply into their niche interests, much like Lisa with jazz and reading; they hyper-focus on specific idols and collections, listing out exact wants like “quero todos os photocards da giselle da momo da carmen da minji da jihyo da hanni da jiwoo da chuu e da seulgi tchau”. They show a thoughtful, critical side, calling out unfairness from companies, for example towards Ningning in “a SM nao deu nenhuma performance pra ningning? todas tiveram menos ela” and “FREE NINGNING @SMTOWNGLOBAL vai se fuder”, which fits Lisa’s sense of justice. Like Lisa, they’re emotionally expressive and idealistic, gushing over idols with lines such as “TE AMO AMOR DA MINHA VIDA GENTE OLHA AS BOCHECHASOLHA ISSO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. They also show self-awareness and reflection about mental health and behavior, seen in “li oq o povo falou e percebi q as pessoas nao tem nocao do que é um bipolar em mania psicotica e sem tratamento”. Overall, their mix of strong convictions, niche obsession, and emotional intensity makes them closest to Lisa Simpson rather than the more chaotic or indifferent main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with others, tagging friends and brands, and expressing themselves loudly and openly, e.g. the playful greeting “hiiii @annatherockk” and public appeals to SM like “hi @SMTOWNGLOBAL, if you're reading this, please have carmen from hearts2hearts and giselle from aespa take a photo together at tomorrow's SMTOWN LIVE”. Their focus is clearly Intuition: they obsess over imagined scenarios, ships, and future possibilities more than bare facts, such as fantasizing about future events in “EU SONHE DNV AESPA NAMESMA DATA 2028 AESPA PODE VIM EU TO PRONTA” and framing idols as characters/roles in “tipo temos fucking gi bob gi rock jihyo baralho momo urso strategy carmen morango carmen maconha carmen escoteira minji florzinha…”. They are strongly Feeling: their tweets are dominated by emotional reactions, affection, and anger at perceived unfairness rather than detached logic, for instance “FREE NINGNING @SMTOWNGLOBAL vai se fuder” and the heartfelt appreciation “na coreia já é dia 1/2 aniversário da hyoooooo, melhor líder que o kpop poderia ter 💛 HAPPY JIHYO DAY”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about lack of organization and deadlines while frequently acting on impulse, such as the spontaneous spending in “chega eu nao posso ter dinheiro que eu ja quero comprar photocard vai se fuder” and “eu fiz a compra mais impulsiva da minha vida”, and they admit difficulty managing responsibilities around events in “nnnnnnnnnn amanhã tem smtown e eu to cheia de coisa pra fazer”. Putting this together, their energetic social expression, imaginative fandom focus, emotional intensity, and impulsive, flexible lifestyle best match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you managed to put “Menagerie” on Spotify just to survive classes… if I slide into your DMs, can you also add yourself to my daily playlist? Because you’re already my most-played collector of #지젤, #히라이모모 and #카르멘.
- You begging @SMTOWNGLOBAL for a Carmen × Giselle × Seulgi photo at SMTOWN made me think… while they work on that trio, wanna start with a duo? We can be ‘Gi bob’ and ‘Gi rock’ on a date.
- You said you have a ‘fortíssima dependência’ on them, ‘é como usar maconha’—photocards and k-pop as your addiction. Good news: I’m a side effect, because every time I see your giselle binder drama, my heart rates up like a comeback teaser.
- You spent all that money on the Squirtle plush and photocards, and still worried about Mercado Livre lying about your headphones… if you want, I can personally deliver some songs, some jokes, and a kiss—no proxy, no gom, just express shipping from me to h2h.
- You and Yas planning to gift each other photocards months before your birthdays is peak collector romance… so what if I start planning now too? By the time March finally gets here, I’ll have the perfect gift: a date where we talk aespa OT4, Jihyo’s birthday, and why ‘FREE NINGNING’ should also include freeing your heart for me.
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Your new Twitter bio
PC collector powered by Spotify loopholes & bad shipping. Aespa, TWICE, Hearts2Hearts & random Roblox skins paying rent in my brain daily.– @criaeri
Your signature cocktail
Blue Bebel Bias Bomb
This cocktail is electric and a little unhinged, just like their timeline yelling about idols and photocard drama. Blue curaçao is for their obsession with blue details and Giselle’s nails, like when they screamed “ELA TA COM A UNHA AZUL MDS FOI PRA MIM 😭😭😭😭”. Soju stands in for their intense K‑pop stan energy and late-night SMTOWN efforts, even when they admit “eu fui acordar pra ver o sm town 5:30h e quando eu vi eu ja tava dormindo com o celular na minha cara…”. Strawberry syrup is a nod to Carmen and the iconic “CARMEN MORANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…”, bringing a sweet but aggressive fruitiness. Sparkling yuzu soda adds a bright, fizzy hit that matches how they impulsively spend on PCs and shout “chega eu nao posso ter dinheiro que eu ja quero comprar photocard vai se fuder”. Finally, edible glitter represents their collector flex and pride, like calling themselves “i am rich man” of photocards and cute merch.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is dominated by intense, outspoken passion and impulsive reactions, which are classic Gryffindor traits. They frequently stand up loudly for what they believe is unfair, like calling out SM’s treatment of Ningning in “FREE NINGNING @SMTOWNGLOBAL vai se fuder” and criticizing the company’s neglect in “a SM nao deu nenhuma performance pra ningning? todas tiveram menos ela”. There’s a strong protective, almost heroic streak when they defend their faves or friends, as seen in their frustration with a shady seller in “vou fazer um feedback bem negativo pra essa menina” and their annoyance at postal issues in “correio precisa começar a ler os endereços cm atenção urgentemente”. Their impulsiveness and intensity also show up in collecting and spending habits, e.g. “eu fiz a compra mais impulsiva da minha vida” and “chega eu nao posso ter dinheiro que eu ja quero comprar photocard vai se fuder”. While they are clearly loyal and soft with close people (like their partner and friends), the dominant traits on display are fiery emotion, bold defense of others, and acting on impulse, aligning them most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Feel My Rhythm - Red Velvet
The best-fitting song for them is “Feel My Rhythm” because their timeline is a mix of intense passion, collecting aesthetics, and pure excitement over girl groups, just like the song’s dramatic, high-energy vibe. They constantly gush over visuals and performance details, like when they said “tava absurda de linda hoje” and “COMO A GISELLE PODE FICAR BONITA COM TODOS OS TIPOS DE CABELO”, which matches the song’s elegant but explosive concept. Their obsession with photocards and collecting, shown in tweets like “quero todos os photocards da giselle da momo da carmen da minji da jihyo da hanni da jiwoo da chuu e da seulgi tchau” and “vou ser a pessoa mais chata do mundo qnd tiver gi bob carmen morango e minji florzinha em minhas mãos”, reflects the meticulous, almost theatrical energy in the song’s lyrics and structure. They also see Seulgi as a big priority in their collection, like “essa seulgi tá ‘oii me compra’”, tying them directly to Red Velvet’s world. Overall, their love for strong concepts, girl groups, and dramatic aesthetics lines up perfectly with the elegant yet powerful theme of Feel My Rhythm.
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