Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently crafts jokes and memes about daily life and pop culture, like turning class boredom into humor with lines such as calling “conhecimento valorativo” knowledge about Valorant and reacting dramatically to F1 and hockey results.
- Pop‑culture‑savvy: Shows deep familiarity with music, films, sports, and celebrities (Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, Olivia Rodrigo, Madonna, Ryan Gosling, F1, NHL, BBB), e.g. celebrating shows and songs and reacting to awards like “vsf roubaram i’m just ken” and commenting on Billie Jean/Madonna.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth toward friends, family, pets, and teams: worries about friend Renata’s idols, affectionately mentions her mom’s reactions, loves her dog Snoopy, and tweets supportive messages like “te amo carolina hurricanes um beijo pra vcs”.
- Self‑aware: Openly recognizes personal tendencies, like admitting to hundreds of unanswered conversations in “todo dia eu me levanto…” and joking about purposely arriving late to a disliked class, showing awareness of her own habits and procrastination.
- Imaginative: Displays a playful, creative inner world, dreaming of being a medieval mage “um sonho ser uma maga medieval…”, joking about alternate lives as a film director’s daughter, and inventing scenarios like ‘babe wake up a new Joker reaction video dropped.’
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Repeatedly postpones tasks: mentions failing daily to answer many messages in “todo dia eu me levanto…”, complains about long readings for class, and prefers arriving late to reduce time in a boring lecture.
- Academic‑disengagement: Shows low motivation with studies, e.g. calling entrepreneurship class a cheap coaching session, joking about not reading a text even once when told to read it three times, and making bad jokes in class just to make time pass faster.
- Overcommitted: Mentions many social, academic, and fandom interests while struggling to keep up, like juggling university workload, sports fandom stress (Canes, Rangers, F1), and big events (funkjama, inter UFG), contributing to the sense of chaos and unread messages.
- Emotionally‑reactive: Has intense mood swings in reaction to media and sports, from “não to acreditando nesse pódio” in F1 to being ‘fodida da cabeça’ with Canes vs Rangers games and going all‑caps distressed about award results like “VSF roubaram i’m just ken”.
- Escapist: Frequently seeks escape from real‑life stress into fandoms and fantasies: prefers staying home with her dog instead of going to parties, fantasizes about different lives, and leans on music, films, and unreleased Lana Del Rey tracks to cope with negative feelings.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, artsy, socially aware, and a bit dramatic in a self-aware way. Like Lisa, they overthink life and feelings, as in “pensando muitos pensamentos pensantes sobre a vida nessa segunda feira meio que existir eh estranho demais em todos os sentidos” and show academic frustration with tweets like “esse professor tá eh doido que eu vou ter tempo de ler o texto 3 vezes em uma semana amor se brincar eu não leio nem uma” and “hoje o prof de dinos perdeu a mão e simplesmente meteu 52 slides em uns 30 minutos de aula q isso mds”. Their love for niche music/film and intense fandom energy (F1, hockey, Olivia Rodrigo, Lana Del Rey, etc.) mirrors Lisa’s passionate obsessions and artsy side, seen in posts like “existem sentimentos negativos que apenas as não lançadas da lana del rey podem curar” and “ouvindo as novas da minha menina olivia rodrigo e me perguntando quando q ela vai anunciar as datas de show em bh”. The ironic, morally opinionated tone also fits Lisa—e.g. the tongue‑in‑cheek judgment in “o fato da disputa pelo primeiro lugar no pódio da f1 estar ficando entre verstappen e norris é uma demonstração de que infelizmente o diabo está em todas as coisas mesmo” and the playful critique of entrepreneurship class in “essa aula de empreend3d0r1sm0 parece mentoria barata de coach……”. Finally, their bio, which frames their online presence as not-too-serious, evokes Lisa’s mix of sincerity and self-aware humor: thoughtful and value-driven, but wrapped in sarcasm and memes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference friends, parties, classes, and shared online jokes, showing energy from interaction rather than withdrawal, e.g. joking about a drinking event and a friend in “hoje tomei uma unidade de taça de gin e fiquei alegrinha… vai ser deus no ceu e a renata na terra (renata se vc estiver lendo isso eh brincadeira renata” and celebrating social chaos at the university in “🚨ATENÇÃO: faltam oficialmente apenas 24 horas pra funkjama!!!!”. They are clearly iNtuitive: they spin small things into imaginative or existential reflections, like “pensando muitos pensamentos pensantes sobre a vida nessa segunda feira meio que existir eh estranho demais em todos os sentidos” and the whimsical life-reincarnation fantasy in “na próxima vida espero vir como filha de diretor de cinema bem sucedido é disso que minha alma precisa pra se curar…”. Their style is strongly Feeling: decisions and opinions are framed in emotional, relational terms rather than logic, such as intense fandom reactions in “eu ainda nem to acreditando o verstappen OUT mds eu amo viver” and protectiveness over a friend in “essa ta sendo uma semana dificil pra minha mana renata… por favor coloquem ela nas suas orações”. They also show classic Perceiving traits: procrastination and flexible structure, as seen in “todo dia eu me levanto dizendo hoje vou responder essas 382759 conversas não respondidas e todo dia eu me deito tendo falhado miseravelmente” and the laid‑back rejection of overplanning in “esse professor tá eh doido que eu vou ter tempo de ler o texto 3 vezes em uma semana amor se brincar eu não leio nem uma”. The mix of playful irony, rapid topic‑switching between pop culture, sports, and existential thoughts, and strong emotional tone matches the spontaneous, imaginative, people‑oriented profile of an ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If next life you wanna come as a successful movie director’s daughter, I fully support — but in this one, I volunteer to be the poor indie filmmaker boyfriend who takes you to every weird cinema screening and pretends our lives are an A24 movie.
- You cheering for the Canes, hating Red Bull, celebrating Verstappen OUT and mentally adopting Norris has me thinking… if I told you my heart is already guaranteed a spot in your playoffs ‘x 🥹’, would that get me out of the penalty box or just 2 minutes for flirting?
- You said existing is ‘estranho demais em todos os sentidos’ and that only Lana’s unreleased tracks can cure certain feelings — I’m not saying I’m as powerful as an unreleased Lana leak, but I could at least be the Dominic Fike song that randomly plays on the radio right when you need it.
- Since your mom thought the Garfield cat might be the same actor as Puss in Boots, I think we should introduce her to us: the main couple from those ‘photos that look like a honeymoon’ tweets you love — purely for scientific family research, of course.
- You survived choppadas, 52-slide dino classes, entrepreneurship that feels like cheap coaching, BBB drama, and the army attacking your twink… statistically speaking, you clearly have a high tolerance for chaos. So hear me out: coffee with me — worst case, it’s just one more thing you come on Twitter to tweet ‘gente eu nao vou falar nada’ about.
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Psychology student in Brazil balancing F1, hockey, cinema and pop girlies. Once explained Garfield’s cat lore to my mom and never recovered.– @criaturaelfica
Your signature cocktail
Funkjama Arcane F1zz
This cocktail is strong-but-playful, like the night they casually admitted: “hoje tomei uma unidade de taça de gin e fiquei alegrinha poise ne galera e assim vai se criando um clima terrivel pro inter……”. The guaraná Dolly reduction and energy splash nod to their low-budget meme life and chaotic pop culture feed, as hinted by: “a divulgação dessa aqui tendo o orçamento de um dolly guaraná e um saquinho de micos tamanho pequeno pois só se fala em outra coisa” and the all-caps hype of: “🚨ATENÇÃO: faltam oficialmente apenas 24 horas pra funkjama!!!!”. Pink grapefruit juice keeps it bright, dramatic and a little acidic, matching their theatrical F1 and hockey meltdowns like: “eu ainda nem to acreditando o verstappen OUT mds eu amo viver” and “já tô vendo que esses jogos canes x rangers vão foder com a minha cabeça”. A dash of bitters represents the existential side behind the jokes, echoing: “pensando muitos pensamentos pensantes sobre a vida nessa segunda feira meio que existir eh estranho demais em todos os sentidos”. Finally, the pop-rock cotton candy cloud is pure Lana/Olivia/indie-pop stan energy, sugary but dramatic, inspired by their musical fixations like: “existem sentimentos negativos que apenas as não lançadas da lana del rey podem curar” and “ouvindo as novas da minha menina olivia rodrigo e me perguntando quando q ela vai anunciar as datas de show em bh”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very Ravenclaw mix of wit, introspection, and niche curiosity. They clearly enjoy intellectual and academic life even while clowning on it, like when they joke about a professor overloading slides in class in “hoje o prof de dinos perdeu a mão e simplesmente meteu 52 slides em uns 30 minutos de aula q isso mds” and about theoretical content in “(fazendo piadas ruins sobre o conteúdo pra ver se a aula passa mais rápido) conhecimento valorativo é o conhecimento sobre valorant”. Their humor is very reference‑heavy and quick, for example the linguistic joke in “bélgica e suíça surrando a frança nos números pois pq diabos alguém usaria quatre vingt dix sept pra se referir a 97 ??? mon frère en christ (meu mano em cristo) fale logo nonante sept”, which shows both language curiosity and wordplay. They spend a lot of time reflecting on life and existence, as in “pensando muitos pensamentos pensantes sobre a vida nessa segunda feira meio que existir eh estranho demais em todos os sentidos”, which leans more toward intellectualized introspection than raw emotion. Even their fandom interests are filtered through a slightly analytical, meta lens, such as critiquing songwriting in “a unica coisa que direi é que as letras desse album tao parecendo que foram geradas por inteligencia artificial”. Overall, the blend of self‑aware academic commentary, language jokes, and reflective, overthinking tone aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
The song brutal fits them because it captures that chaotic, funny, slightly overwhelmed early-20s energy they radiate. They constantly joke about academic burnout and attention span, like when they complain that “esse professor tá eh doido que eu vou ter tempo de ler o texto 3 vezes em uma semana amor se brincar eu não leio nem uma” and beg “acaba essa aula por favor ja passou da hora de almoçar”. There’s also a self-aware, dramatic flair toward life and existing, as seen in “pensando muitos pensamentos pensantes sobre a vida nessa segunda feira meio que existir eh estranho demais em todos os sentidos”, which lines up with the song’s mix of angst and irony. Their pop-girl fandom side is explicit when they say “ouvindo as novas da minha menina olivia rodrigo e me perguntando quando q ela vai anunciar as datas de show em bh”, showing Olivia is already part of their emotional soundtrack. The blend of humor, frustration, and melodramatic honesty in their tweets feels very "I’m so sick of 17, where’s my f-ing teenage dream," making brutal a natural fit as their theme song.
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