Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative editor: Frequently brainstorms and produces edits, e.g. “DONT WORRY GUYS I HAVE A KAREDEVIL EDIT IN MY BRAIN” and “MATT MURDOCK DDBA S2 HAPPY COMPILATION (1 second long edition)”.
- Passionate fan: Deep emotional investment in media like Daredevil and The Pitt, shown in posts such as “back into daredevil like im 16 💅” and “you’ve met me at a very matt murdock time in my life”.
- Dedicated worker: Works demanding EMS shifts yet still shows up online, e.g. “16 hours 1 call da pitt binging and fair food for dinner” and “sorry i’ve been MIA again i had a nearly 24 hour shift that was a complete mess”.
- Community-oriented: Values friendships and online circles, saying “life is so much more fun with the friends i’ve made here <3” and referencing group chats like “rileyabbot gc on the reg”.
- Empathetic activist: Shows concern for others and social issues, e.g. calling out ICE in “and fuck ICE” and defending animals in “to the guy… that sped up to try and hit the geese… i hope you have a terrible life”.
Weaknesses:
- Career frustration: Expresses regret and burnout about work, as in “currently regretting my choice of career” and detailing rough shifts like “covered in human feces”.
- Hyperfixation swings: Self-describes intense cycles of obsession and dormancy, from “i currently have no hyperfixations so im dormant” to “i’m BACK in hyperfixation mode baby”.
- Work–hobby conflict: Struggles to balance responsibilities with editing urges, e.g. “the urge to edit instead of working on my final project for school” and “have to go to work today… instead of thinking about daredevil all day”.
- Impulsive spending: Acknowledges money-management issues around fandom, like “put these pics in my wallet… to deter me from spending money” and debating a 3D printer in “this will cost significantly more money but atleast i can unlock a new hobby”.
- Self-deprecating humor: Frequently jokes at their own expense, calling themselves “insane” in “this is just who i am as a person” and “cringe” in “i am cringe but i am free”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, hyperfixation-prone, and principled. Like Lisa, she’s intensely passionate about her interests, bouncing between shows and characters with almost academic focus, as seen in “back into daredevil like im 16 💅” and “there’s no daredevil ship discourse in my brain. to me they all coexist in a polycule personally”. Her work in EMS and willingness to explain it in detail echoes Lisa’s sense of responsibility and nerdy expertise, e.g. “my only input on the whole abbot in camo thing is he’s probably (definitely) in TEMS which is a subcategory of EMS.”. She also shows strong moral stances, like “and fuck ICE” and wishing harm only on someone who tried to hit geese in “i hope you have a terrible life and everything goes wrong for you”, very Lisa-coded righteous indignation. Finally, the bio “sometimes editor all the time yearner” and posts like “you’ve met me at a very matt murdock time in my life (yearning for karen page)” fit Lisa’s intense, introspective, feelings-driven nature much more than the chaos of Homer or Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their social world is primarily online fandom and close oomfs rather than big IRL scenes, and they frame themselves as ‘yearner’ rather than social butterfly, e.g. “you’ve met me at a very matt murdock time in my life (yearning for karen page)” and “sorry to my new oomfs who are witnessing me being insane unfortunately this is just who i am as a person”. Their tweets are saturated with imagination and symbolism rather than concrete how‑to or sensory detail, like “there’s no daredevil ship discourse in my brain. to me they all coexist in a polycule personally” and “thinking about matt murdock glasses symbolism”, which fits Intuition over Sensing. They lead with feelings, values, and personal attachments: defending characters (“i support karen page’s rights AND wrongs”), anger at injustice (“and fuck ICE”), and hyperfixation shipping dynamics (“fuck it make them all kiss”), all pointing strongly to Feeling rather than detached Thinking. Their life looks flexible and reactive – long chaotic EMS shifts and spontaneous edits and hyperfixations – with lots of ‘picking this back up tonight or i die’ energy, as in “picking this back up tonight or i die” and “the urge to edit instead of working on my final project for school”, suggesting Perceiving over structured Judging. Taken together – introspective yearning, heavy imaginative fandom focus, strong emotional/value orientation, and spontaneous lifestyle – they best match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can lock yourself out of your own EMS station and still survive a 24-hour shift, you can definitely handle getting locked into a Daredevil rewatch with me. I promise my radio works, though I might pretend it doesn’t just to stay longer.
- You put pictures of Matt, Karen, and Elektra in your wallet to stop yourself from spending money—counteroffer: put a picture of us there so you can justify spending money on dates as ‘supporting the Karedevil–Mattelektra–polyship extended universe.’
- You said there’s no Daredevil ship discourse in your brain because they’re all in a polycule; as someone with a competence kink AND a thing for EMS providers, I volunteer as the emotionally stable side character who brings snacks and kisses to the polycule.
- You’re an EMS provider who’s seen ‘literally people die,’ survived Pitt twt, and came back Daredevil-brainrotted like you’re 16 again—statistically speaking, if you can live through all that, you can probably survive going on one (1) low-stakes date with me.
- You were willing to buy a whole 3D printer rather than pay $55 for a Daredevil bust—if that’s your level of commitment to a fictional man in big pants little shirt, I can’t stop wondering what you’d do for a very real girl who yearns back.
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Your new Twitter bio
EMS by day, obsessive video editor by night. Once missed the Matt Murdock thigh choke scene on background play & vowed never to multitask again.– @cricketunsung
Your signature cocktail
The Hyperfixation Siren (Code Karedevil)
Overproof dark rum stands in for their full‑tilt, sleep‑deprived EMS grind and wild shifts, like when they said they had 'a nearly 24 hour shift that was a complete mess' “sorry i’ve been MIA again i had a nearly 24 hour shift that was a complete mess and now im travelling to philly to see MCR tomorrow <3”. Cherry liqueur nods to their thirsty Daredevil brainrot and the 'is this cherry' meme “do we think this is cherry”, giving the drink a flirty, fandom‑drunk sweetness. Cold brew coffee captures the exhausted but relentless hyperfixation energy of 'back into daredevil like im 16' “back into daredevil like im 16 💅” and 'i’m BACK in hyperfixation mode baby' “i’m BACK in hyperfixation mode baby”. Smoked salt syrup represents the dark humor and trauma‑hardened edge from EMS life, like being 'covered in human feces' on shift “ngl guys an hour into my shift today i had to put my uniform in the washer because i was covered in human feces”, while still adding warmth. A dash of red bitters mirrors all the yearning, angst, and slutty edit brainworms in their timeline, from 'slutting out matt murdock again' “slutting out matt murdock again and im not sorry about it” to the all‑caps devotion of #KAREDEVIL “#KAREDEVIL: you’d find your way in”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kay shows strong Hufflepuff traits: dedication, care for others, and a grounded sense of fairness. Their job in EMS and the way they talk about it reflects a hardworking, service-oriented mindset, especially when they describe brutal shifts like being on a nearly 24-hour shift and still coming back to update and care for their community: “sorry i’ve been MIA again i had a nearly 24 hour shift that was a complete mess and now im travelling to philly to see MCR tomorrow <3” and “texts with ur partner when u both work in EMS”. Their kindness and protective instincts show in everyday life too, like their fury at someone trying to hurt animals: “also to the guy in my city that sped up to try and hit the geese as they were crossing the road i hope you have a terrible life and everything goes wrong for you” and the soft follow-up of “hi everyone hope you’re all doing well. here’s some geese crossing the road”. They emphasize fairness and justice in a grounded way rather than a performative one, as seen in their political stance like “and fuck ICE” and their nuanced explanation of EMS/TEMS and copaganda: “especially in big cities like Pittsburgh… it makes sense copaganda aside”. While they’re creative and clearly passionate (Ravenclaw/Gryffindor-adjacent), the core throughline is showing up, working hard, caring for others (patients, friends, oomfs, even geese), and staying loyal to their little fandom communities: “life is so much more fun with the friends i’ve made here <3 mwah i give u all a big kiss”. Those qualities align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths
The best-fitting song for Kay is “Achilles Come Down” by Gang of Youths, which they themselves reference in “and then they put achilles come down in their daredevil playlist”. The song’s themes of exhaustion, self-doubt, and stubborn persistence mirror their EMS life and burnout in tweets like “currently regretting my choice of career” and “ngl guys an hour into my shift today i had to put my uniform in the washer because i was covered in human feces”. Its aching, poetic yearning fits their bio, “sometimes editor all the time yearner,” and the way they spiral over fictional men and ships, from “you’ve met me at a very matt murdock time in my life (yearning for karen page)” to “there’s no daredevil ship discourse in my brain. to me they all coexist in a polycule personally”. The song’s mix of tragedy and tenderness also reflects how they cope with heavy real-world experiences through fandom and humor, like “the destruction of pitt twt is the most horrific thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve literally seen people die”. Overall, the song captures their blend of emotional intensity, dark humor, and deep, persistent yearning.
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