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Your Simpsons character
Crimes mirrors Bart Simpson's mischievous, chaotic personality. Like Bart's pranks, Crimes crafts absurd scenarios such as 'I flex my muscles and hot women flock to me.' His crude humor, as seen in 'Till death do us part more like till shit poo poo fart,' matches Bart's irreverence. Both share a love for pushing boundaries, evident in tweets like 'whip this out during a home invasion.' Crimes and Bart would bond over their shared knack for chaos and humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
Crimes embodies ENTP: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion shines in tweets like 'Where all my My Name Is Earl heads at!' Intuition drives his bizarre creativity, like 'I drank 5 Celsiuses and my heart beat soo fast.' His thinking side critiques humorously, as seen in 'Meta AI? More like you met a gay guy.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable, evident in 'big ideas coming big ideas.' He's a chaotic debater who thrives on humor and absurdity.

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Absurdist chaos generator | Geek culture aficionado | Master of surreal humor | Living in a world where shadow apes roam and Fortnite Nerf guns win battles | Tweets fueled by caffeine and imagination.– @CrimesWasTaken

Your signature cocktail
The 'Celsius Chaos' embodies Crimes’s explosive humor and chaotic creativity. Celsius matches his tweet 'I drank 5 Celsiuses and my heart beat soo fast.' Vodka adds a bold kick, reflecting his confidence in 'One day you will see me, the man with the biggest traps.' Lime Juice adds zest, like his humor in 'Till death do us part more like till shit poo poo fart.' Glitter mirrors his surreal scenarios, like 'I live in constant fear of the shadow ape.' It’s a chaotic, sparkling drink for his personality!

Your Hogwarts House
Crimes fits Slytherin with his cunning, confidence, and dark humor. His tweet 'my Hogwarts house would probably be Slytherin because my Yo Mama jokes can get pretty frickin’ brutal' suggests he identifies with the house's edgy traits. His self-assured tone in 'One day you will see me, the man with the biggest traps' reflects Slytherin ambition. His chaotic creativity, like 'whip this out during a home invasion… I kill them both with deathly spin kick,' aligns with their resourcefulness and daring.

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This quirky, chaotic song reflects Crimes's personality. His tweet 'I flex my muscles and hot women flock to me' fits the song's playful tone. The surreal humor in 'I drank 5 Celsiuses and my heart beat soo fast' aligns with the song's eccentric vibe. Crimes's fascination with absurd scenarios, like 'I live in constant fear of the shadow ape,' mirrors the song's mix of science fiction and humor. It's a perfect anthem for his chaotic creativity.

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