Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Posts original sketches and art references, e.g., "A rough sketch" and praises "weird creature" art accounts.
- Introspective: Reflects on personal despair and existential thoughts, as in "I hate my life... Barnes & Noble" and "I hate my blood."
- Analytical: Discusses animation styles and motion blur, noting differences between MAPPA and WIT.
- Curious: Questions past cultural norms and seeks answers, e.g., "What were people doing before wide eyed sadistic anime women were a thing?"
- Literary: Quotes and references literature and philosophy, such as "Life is not like a box of chocolates" and "Cat In The Hat Gigachad."
Weaknesses:
- Misogynistic: Denigrates women’s bodies and roles, stating "So called hourglass figures are disgusting" and "what you want is a woman like Casca."
- Transphobic: Dismisses trans identities, saying "It’s not just lack of internet browsing skills that makes people trans" and repeating negative trans narratives.
- Hostile: Uses aggressive language toward others, e.g., "People with social lives are subhuman" and "It doesn’t matter what you do people will attack you."
- Incoherent: Tweets are often disjointed and lack clear logic, like "The walls and ceiling collapsing as you stare down a hall at the screen."
- Self Harm: Mentions self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, such as "Lord, kill me" and "I stabbed myself 3 trinitarian times in middle school."
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s profile shows a strongly nihilistic, misanthropic and rebellious tone, most closely resembling Bart Simpson’s anti‑authority attitude, as seen in tweets like 'People with social lives are subhuman'. Their frequent expressions of self‑despair and disdain for human connection, such as 'I hate my life… hell is other people' and 'I just attach myself to things and extract the skeleton of those things', echo Bart’s habit of rejecting social norms and family expectations. The chaotic, stream‑of‑consciousness style of the tweets, with random dark humor and extremist statements like 'I await Hitler…', mirrors Bart’s impulsive, provocative behavior and love for shock value. Overall, the combination of contempt for society, desire for chaos, and a childlike yet cynical voice aligns best with Bart Simpson among the main Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The account repeatedly stresses isolation and a disdain for social interaction, e.g., "People with social lives are subhuman" and "I hate my life…", indicating an introverted stance. Its language is dominated by abstract, speculative ideas such as "The space between is anticipation, ‘hope’" and "I love AOT so much. Also I like MAPPA's style", showing a preference for intuition. Decision‑making is framed through logical critique rather than personal sentiment, as seen in "Everyone supporting the brave GenZs … they won’t change anything" and "It’s impossible to really accept the subjectivity of the internet and be a practicing Christian", pointing to thinking. The tweet flow is chaotic and jumps between unrelated topics – "I just attach myself to things and extract the skeleton of those things" and "When I say ‘gradual’ I meant too many things" – reflecting a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the INTP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- How about we take a long morning walk, stop at Barnes & Noble for a lemon loaf, and debate why MAPPA’s AOT scenes give you more chills than a Titan’s roar?
- Your love for MAPPA’s gritty style is as intense as Guts battling demons—care to team up and slay both monsters and boredom together?
- If we built a Minecraft base together, I promise the only lava we’ll encounter is the spark that ignites when you smile.
- You said ‘the hell is other people’; let’s be the two characters in our own AOT episode, fighting Titans and existential dread side by side.
- Even the ‘midwit website’ would agree your taste in anime is top‑tier—let’s discuss it over a slice of lemon loaf and see if we can create our own story.
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Your new Twitter bio
Anime fan, indie sketcher, bookworm. Once spent a whole day in a manga shop, left with a sketchbook and endless ideas. Coffee lover. #AOT #MAPPA– @CriteriaGawr
Your signature cocktail
The Bleak Bibliophile
The Bleak Bibliophile is a brooding mix that captures @CriteriaGawr's love for dark, introspective moments. Dark rum provides a heavy, shadowy base echoing the tweet 'People with social lives are subhuman' and the user's misanthropic streak. Fresh lemon juice adds a sharp, fleeting burst reminiscent of the 'lemon loaf' solace found in Barnes&Noble, as they wrote: 'I hate my life, but going into Barnes&Noble to eat some lemon loaf while immersed in the memory of playing Minecraft classic lava escape and zombie survival makes it easier to choke down that hell is other people. God bless'. Cold brew coffee brings the caffeine‑fueled nostalgia of Minecraft lava escape and zombie survival, matching the same tweet's reference. A dash of smoky mezcal finishes the drink with an unsettling, ash‑laden finish, mirroring the user's bleak outlook that 'hell is other people'.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows strong ambition and a desire to shape society, as seen in the tweet 'We’re just in a bored time. Families will soon follow Sam Altman’s GPT parent guidelines and America will be saved.' They also display a strategic, self‑serving approach to relationships, saying 'If I can get a wife and achieve mutual understanding that we don’t really love each other but want to continue our lines and focus, each of us on our own pursuits, I’d be fine having other people live with me.' Their extremist yearning for power is evident in statements like 'I await Hitler. I want you, Hitler, come to me, I’ll be your guardian angel.' Additionally, they advocate the abolition of family and conventional love, noting 'It’s that that makes me think human love isn’t real… Another reason to move toward the abolishing of the family.' These traits of ambition, cunning, and willingness to pursue personal goals regardless of moral conventions align with Slytherin values.
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Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The song "Hurt" captures the profound self‑destruction and nihilistic outlook that pervades @CriteriaGawr's timeline. Their tweet "I stabbed myself 3 trinitarian times in middle school after singing LINKIN PARK for the talent show by MGMT to cope with being gang raped in the locker room" mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel". Other posts such as "I hate my life, but going into Barnes&Noble to eat some lemon loaf while immersed in the memory of playing Minecraft classic lava escape and zombie survival makes it easier to choke down that hell is other people" and "Lord, kill me" echo the song’s refrain of "What have I become?" and the yearning for an end. The recurring claim "People with social lives are subhuman" reflects the isolation and self‑loathing that the song portrays. In sum, the bleakness, self‑harm, and desire for oblivion align tightly with the themes of "Hurt".
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