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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: creative, introspective, politically aware, and very online about their interests. Like Lisa, they’re a passionate fan who channels obsession into art and improvement, from Stranger Things posts like “the hand el jane hopper #strangerthings #el #eleven #elevenhopper” to Minecraft/LSU fanart such as “ashswag swag swag #ashswag #ashswagfanart #girlswag”. They’re also earnest about self‑betterment and content creation, saying “I got my pc my content is abt to level the fuck up” and asking for recommendations on editing and recording gear in “hey guys... I need soooo many recommendations... editing software, recording stuff, better mic&headset”. Lisa’s mix of activism and thoughtfulness appears in their posts too, like critiquing verified users in “There should be a way for me to never have to see the opinion of someone verified on twitter” and calling out people supporting Israel with “they're quoting Hitler what is thjs”. The way they wrote and shared an essay on generative AI in “it's an essay i wrote on generative ai for class :3” fits Lisa’s academically minded, principled vibe. Even their joking self‑awareness—like “my Twitter is basically just me talking to myself abt my thoughts and then on occasion someone from the quag discord pops in”—feels very Lisa: bright, overthinking, and deeply invested in her niche communities.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an E because they clearly energize from people and shared experiences: they talk about parties, Discord movie nights, SMP events, and wanting more social Minecraft events, e.g. “being in mapeling smp definitely made me wanna participate in more minecraft events... let me in guys” and “mapeling smp guys.. moot me up we're all best friends now right”. Their focus is more intuitive (N) than concrete: they spin fandom lore, abstract character analysis, and meta comparisons like “mileven and kristela are sister ships” and “let it be known here and now jinxed finale is unintentionally similar to stranger things that was NOT ON PURPOSE...”, showing pattern‑spotting and conceptual thinking over sensory detail. They are strongly F: they center emotions, relationships, and values, e.g. “talking abt boys w my coworker and I hate them btw (Unless u follow me...)”, passionate defense of characters like “put respect on my sweet angel princess”, and concern about Palestine and harmful rhetoric in “and there's srsly some ppl who r still on israels side... they're quoting Hitler what is thjs”. Finally, they look more P than J: their timeline is spontaneous, sleep‑deprived and reactive—“why have I been awake for 21 hrs what”, “why am I doomscrolling twitter at nearly 3 am someone sedate mr”—and even big things like content upgrades are approached in an open‑ended, exploratory way, asking for recs in “I need soooo many recommendations... if anyone has any reccs PLSPLSPLS lmk”. Taken together—gregarious online presence, fandom‑driven intuition, feeling‑heavy values, and flexible, improvisational lifestyle—ENFP fits best.

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melly ✧ minecraft enjoyer, art goblin & 7‑year YouTube veteran. once heard my own laugh in an SMP video and took it as my villain origin story.– @crmlktty

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This cocktail is wired and sleep-deprived on purpose, inspired by their late-night chaos like “why am I doomscrolling twitter at nearly 3 am someone sedate mr” and “why have I been awake for 21 hrs what”, so espresso vodka and bubbles are mandatory. The cotton candy sweetness reflects their bubbly, fandom-centric side cheering on streamers and events, from “everyone vote for quag 😼” to “go rep my goat...”. Sour cherry syrup adds the dramatic, slightly angsty edge of “its my party and I'll cry if I want to or something” and their jokes about hating boys unless they follow them in “talking abt boys w my coworker and I hate them btw (Unless u follow me...)”. The sparkling topper captures their high-energy, event-hopping vibe from Mapeling SMP to Quag content like “being in mapeling smp definitely made me wanna participate in more minecraft events... let me in guys”. Finally, the glitter and gummy heart nod to their artsy, fandom-romantic side shown in their fanart and ships such as “mileven and kristela are sister ships” and their El Hopper love in “oh el hopper ily 🥹”.

Your Hogwarts House
Melly consistently centers community, friendship, and loyalty far more than personal clout, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. She talks about how Mapeling SMP made her want to be in more events and immediately frames it as wanting to be with others: “being in mapeling smp definitely made me wanna participate in more minecraft events... let me in guys” and “mapeling smp guys.. moot me up we're all best friends now right”. She positions herself as a supportive fan and friend, hyping her favorite creators and mutuals rather than herself, like “go rep my goat...” and “ash my goat btw”. Her hard‑working, quietly grindy side shows in tweets about editing and YouTube longevity, e.g. “editing at 3 am why do I do this to myself” and “my 7th year on youtube”. Even when she’s frustrated with the internet, she’s more focused on fairness and decency than drama, as in “There should be a way for me to never have to see the opinion of someone verified on twitter” and her critique of people siding with Israel: “and there's srsly some ppl who r still on israels side... they're quoting Hitler what is thjs”. The overall picture is someone loyal to her communities, kind and supportive to her faves, and quietly diligent about her creative work—very Hufflepuff-coded compared with the other houses.

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A song that fits melly best is we fell in love in october by girl in red, because it captures the mix of sapphic pining, softness, and online-chaotic energy she shows on her timeline. She openly jokes about her queerness and preferences, like when she says “I'm so mean to guys when I like them but then the moment I like a girl I melt into a puddle of actual goop”, which lines up well with the song’s tender but yearning tone. The cozy, slightly introverted feeling of the song also matches her late-night doomscrolling and insomnia vibes, like “why am I doomscrolling twitter at nearly 3 am someone sedate mr” and “editing at 3 am why do I do this to myself”. Beyond that, she’s very emotionally invested in her interests and friendships—whether it’s gushing over streamers, Stranger Things, or Minecraft events—which fits the song’s theme of intense, almost all-consuming affection. Altogether, the queer, soft, and a little-bit-chaotic vibe of we fell in love in october feels like a soundtrack to her timeline.

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