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Your Simpsons character
The best fit is Homer Simpson: chaotic, horny, food-motivated, and surprisingly earnest when it counts. Like Homer loudly taking moral stands in blunt ways, this user flatly declares political dealbreakers, as in “i don’t think it should need to be said but if you support the current US administration/ICE in any way then my account is not for you + I have no hope for you as a person”. Their posts mix shameless thirst and goofy bodily humor — for example “Everyone shut up for a sec I cant hear my pussy dribbling” and “L + Ratio + don’t care + no one asked + my ass claps when I walk” — very Homer-coded in their lack of filter. They’re obsessed with indulgence and desire (men’s butts, wolves, gooning, big sweaty guys), similar to Homer’s single-minded love of donuts, beer, and TV, seen in posts like “There needs to be more thick as all hell wolf men in the world” and “y’all like big sweaty stinky boys”. At the same time, there’s a soft, sincere streak under the filth, like appreciating their audience in “Im glad that y’all like my stupid dogs that much.. thank u”, which mirrors Homer’s unexpectedly tender moments with his family. Overall, they come across as a queer, online-art-scene version of Homer: loud, horny, comfort-seeking, but with a real heart and firm (if messy) values.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage followers, ask for interaction, and enjoy visibility, e.g. inviting people to share OCs and wolves in posts like “i require your ocs fat cheekage” and “give me your wolves NOW!”, and openly celebrating account growth in “just woke up where are all u people coming from omg”. They show strong Intuition (N) through a focus on ideas, possibilities, and meta issues rather than just concrete details—for example reflecting on platform/AI ethics in “did everyone collectively forget that this site is using our posts for ai training or am I missing something” and “it’s so disheartening watching other artists begin to trace generative ai… A cheap finished product for likes isn’t worth stunting and sacrificing your own growth as an artist”. Their values-first, emotionally charged tone points to Feeling (F): they draw moral lines about politics in “if you support the current US administration/ICE in any way then my account is not for you + I have no hope for you as a person” and express gratitude and affection toward followers in “Im glad that y’all like my stupid dogs that much.. thank u”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they tweet about being unsure of posting strategy in “might put previews on here but full pics on boobsky? dunno”, talk about taking breaks and following energy rather than strict schedules in “gonna take a bit of a break to make things for myself before I open slots again”, and often act spontaneously with playful, off-the-cuff posts like “i skadooshed your uncle”. All of this—outwardly expressive, idea-focused, values-driven, and flexible—matches ENFP best.

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26 • he/him • NSFW furry artist & certified butt enthusiast. Once drew a wolf so thicc it broke my layer count. No AI, no bigots.– @crocobu

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A strong, high-proof base of dark rum stands in for their unapologetic, loud, and horny posting style, channeling lines like “L + Ratio + don’t care + no one asked + my ass claps when I walk” and the general goon energy of “They call it the after noon cuz that’s when you goon 🤤”. The strawberry purée and cream nod to the softer, indulgent side of being “just a boy who eats all the strawberry ice cream from the neapolitan container”, and to the way they dote on their OCs like “sorry for drawing my like one character over and over but he brings me so much joy :3 dog of the world”. A smoky mezcal float brings in the wolfy, slightly feral vibe of their art and posts about big canid men, like “There needs to be more thick as all hell wolf men in the world” and “Big Beautiful Wolves”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy, playful, and a little tart, mirroring tweets like “happy pride month 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ yayyyy” and their bright, horny optimism in posts such as “omg hi masc ocs with fat ass and big tits… hiiiiiii”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters captures the bite of their politics and boundaries—when they say “if you support the current US administration/ICE in any way then my account is not for you” and their firm stance on art ethics like “Do not use my art for AI”, it puts heat in an otherwise sweet, bubbly drink—just like a soft top who’s also a very dominant and rough bottom as declared in “kane is a soft top, but a very dominant and rough bottom”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest traits are boldness, outspokenness, and a willingness to take public stances, all classic Gryffindor markers. They openly draw a hard moral line by saying that if you support the U.S. administration/ICE then their account is not for you and that they "have no hope for you as a person" – a very confrontational, values-driven stance that fits Gryffindor more than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff: “i don’t think it should need to be said but if you support the current US administration/ICE in any way then my account is not for you + I have no hope for you as a person”. They also show a strong sense of personal integrity and willingness to resist trends even when it costs them reach, e.g. criticizing artists who trace or paste generative AI for easy likes: “A cheap finished product for likes isn’t worth stunting and sacrificing your own growth as an artist.” and worrying about "feed[ing] the machine" by posting on a platform that uses their content for AI training: “might put previews on here but full pics on boobsky? dunno. hate thinking about abandoning this account after growing it for 5 years now, but I do not want to feed the machine”. The way they talk is loud, reckless, and fearless—mock-threatening to "eat his ass" to teach a lesson in a game: “if a deadpool tries to quick melee me I’ll eat his ass to teach him a lesson”, and bragging "L + Ratio + don’t care + no one asked + my ass claps when I walk" as a dismissive comeback: “L + Ratio + don’t care + no one asked + my ass claps when I walk”. While they are clearly creative and hardworking as an artist, the dominant impression is of someone brave, confrontational, and driven by gut-level conviction and showy confidence—hallmark Gryffindor energy.

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A fitting song for Kane is Happy Together by The Turtles, reimagined with his horny, playful twist on relationships and masc characters. He constantly centers affection and physicality, like when he posts about thick wolf men and OCs with huge butts: “There needs to be more thick as all hell wolf men in the world” and “omg hi masc ocs with fat ass and big tits… hiiiiiii”. The song’s theme of devoted, slightly obsessive love lines up with how he talks about his own characters, for example “sorry for drawing my like one character over and over but he brings me so much joy :3 dog of the world”. His personality mixes tenderness and raunch, as seen when he calls his favorites “pookie” and posts stuff like “kane is a soft top, but a very dominant and rough bottom”, which fits the idea of being intensely, almost cartoonishly into someone. Even his political and platform stances show a ride-or-die energy—he’ll drop people over ICE support and is adamant about not feeding AI with his art: “did everyone collectively forget that this site is using our posts for ai training or am I missing something” and “Do not use my art for AI”—which parallels the song’s all-or-nothing commitment vibe, just filtered through a queer, furry, NSFW lens.

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