CronoMuse
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Lisa Simpson is the best match because she is the most politically conscious and activist‑oriented of the main characters, echoing the user’s frequent Marxist and anti‑capitalist commentary such as “Capitalism makes the struggle for emancipation irrelevant…” and “All communists NEED to read this, Marx was a revisionist…”. The user’s academic ambitions (“I’m either gonna be teacher/professor or a lawyer…”) mirror Lisa’s love of learning and her dream of becoming a teacher or scholar. Both display a sense of loneliness and outsider status, as seen in the tweet “IM SO TIRED OF BEING ALONE, SO TIRED OF BEING ALONE”. Their shared love for animals and ethical concerns (“I love piggies”) also aligns with Lisa’s vegetarianism and environmental activism. Finally, the user’s frequent use of memes and profanity reflects Lisa’s rebellious side when she challenges authority, similar to her outbursts against the school and the town.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s high volume of outward‑facing posts, tagging others and using slang like “bruh” and “lol” (e.g., “Okay no good Epstein shit, bye [picture] [quoted tweet]”) shows an extraverted style. Their frequent speculation about future political scenarios and abstract ideas (“What if 2049 comes and China genuinely revives Mao Zedong… Did Marx consider this?”) points to intuition. The tweets are driven by personal values and moral judgments (“Christ is my Lord and savior…”, “The Goyim deserve to suffer”, “Children are being made consumerist slaves”) indicating a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, eclectic mix of memes, personal anecdotes and last‑minute decisions (“I’m either gonna be teacher/professor or a lawyer. Deciding is hard though lol.”) reflects a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Together these traits align with the ENFP personality type.

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18‑yr‑old Florida student exploring Marxist theory, Catholic thought, meme culture & pop politics. Once lectured on Marx while munching a Cuban sandwich.– @CronoMuse

Your signature cocktail
The Cross & Hammer cocktail blends blood orange juice for the revolutionary red, mezcal for the smoky rebellion, Benedictine to echo the Catholic cross, grenadine as the communist star, and a candied pork strip as a nod to the tweet 'I love piggies'. It captures the dual identity of faith and radical politics, reflecting the bio symbols ✟ ⭑☭ and the line 'Leftists are always right'. The smoky mezcal mirrors the tweet 'Burn it all', while the sweet pork garnish hints at the playful 'I love piggies' vibe. The bitter edge of the drink evokes the tweet 'Capitalism makes the struggle for emancipation irrelevant in few years time', reminding the drinker of their anti‑capitalist stance. Overall, the drink feels like a sacrament for a revolutionary, a perfect match for their habit of quoting 'I love LenIN' and 'Marx published Das Kapital in 1867👀'.

Your Hogwarts House
CronoMuse repeatedly makes bold, confrontational statements such as “The Goyim deserve to suffer” and “Burn it all,” showing a fearless willingness to challenge authority. They openly declare extremist loyalties (“I love Lenin”) and critique capitalism in strong terms (“Capitalism makes the struggle for emancipation irrelevant…”), reflecting the daring spirit of Gryffindor. Their readiness to voice controversial opinions without hesitation demonstrates the house’s core value of bravery. Additionally, they pursue ambitious goals (“I’m either gonna be teacher/professor or a lawyer”), further underscoring a courageous drive.

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The user's bio and tweets repeatedly show a strong identification with communist ideology, e.g., "All communists NEED to read this, Marx was a revisionist…" and "I LOVE LENIN", as well as admiration for revolutionary figures like Fred Hampton. Their anti‑capitalist sentiment is clear in lines such as "Capitalism makes the struggle for emancipation irrelevant…" and "Leftists are always right". The anthem "The Internationale" explicitly calls for workers to unite and fight oppression, matching the user's calls for solidarity and revolution. The song’s historic role as the global communist anthem aligns with the user's self‑description as a "Catholic | Communist" and their frequent references to Marxist thought. This makes "The Internationale" the most fitting well‑known song for @CronoMuse.

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