Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Talent: She creates original illustrations and likes to draw tragic hot women.
- Academic Diligence: She shows strong discipline by dominating her exams even while dealing with health issues.
- High Self-Esteem: She maintains a confident self-image, noting she woke up still pretty and loves her consistency.
- Resilient Spirit: Despite being hospitalized, she remains communicative and supportive of her followers.
- Crafty Resourcefulness: She enjoys doing something crafty and shares photos of her handmade gothic accessories.
Weaknesses:
- Unrealistic Expectations: She admits to getting the ick if people haven't stalked her public history thoroughly enough.
- Social Intimidation: She recognizes that people often think she is intimidating or are afraid to interact with her.
- Attention Seeking: She openly asks followers to feed her praise kink to validate her accomplishments.
- Poor Communication: She identifies a habit of not answering messages and labels it as being 'mysterious'.
- Impulsive Spending: She struggles with self-control regarding fashion, crashing out when someone else buys items she wanted.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
While Lisa is often the voice of reason, she shares Delmira's intense passion for niche interests, dark romanticism, and a self-aware sense of intellectual superiority. Like Lisa, Delmira is unapologetically herself and values her own complex identity, tweeting, “Imagine waisting your youth and energy and beauty trying to fit in and being like everyone else”. Both possess an artistic, sensitive side—evidenced by Delmira's love for “things that rot beautifully”—and a hidden, sharp-witted edge that surfaces when they feel misunderstood. Delmira even mirrors Lisa’s high standards for others, noting that “the bar is in hell but somehow people are still limbo dancing under it”. Ultimately, they both balance a deep need for validation with a fiercely independent spirit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Delmira exhibits Introversion (I) through her focus on internal states and solitary hobbies like drawing or rewatching Monster High, noting she is “tired of being brave” and needs others to take the lead. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her self-description as a “witch” and her focus on abstract concepts like “romanticizing my life” and things that “rot beautifully.” She leans heavily toward Feeling (F), describing herself as a “whore of feelings” who values deep emotional yearning and “cursed love stories.” Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows in her spontaneous, “really random” interests and her admission that “someone always knows exactly what they’re doing and it’s never me.”
Some pickup lines for you
- I've been stalking your tweets so thoroughly that I definitely care enough to yearn for you. Is that enough to cure your ick, or should I deep-dive back to 2024?
- I promise I’m not just another guy limbo dancing under the bar in hell—I’m brave enough to DM first so you don't have to risk your hair growth being nice to me.
- I’m no Cleo or Deuce, but I’d happily be the first boyfriend who throws chairs at anyone who ruins your romanticized midnight ballerina vibes.
- I don’t need a spell to be under your thumb; I’m already more obsessed with you than you are with rewatching Monster High G1 media.
- If you're still looking for someone to be brave for you, I’ll happily take the lead—as long as we can celebrate with some non-alcoholic cider and a Gravity Rush marathon.
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Your new Twitter bio
Spain-based artist and digital witch. Once used cider to take my meds; now I just draw tragic women and win at Marvel Rivals. For business inquiries, DM me.– @crowbridedel
Your signature cocktail
The Moonlight Martyr
This cocktail is crafted for someone who is “dressed up for... the moon”, featuring a dark, experimental profile that reflects her 'witchy' and 'goth' essence. Since she has been “taking my meds with non alcoholic cider”, the drink uses a cider base to keep it authentic to her routine. It embodies her obsession with “things that rot beautifully” through deep berry notes, while the sharp garnish pays homage to her hobby of “drawing tragic hot women”. The overall vibe is sweet but dangerous, much like her claim of being “everyone's 'i've never felt like this before'”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Delmira exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of ambition, calculated self-presentation, and a sharp, resourceful wit. She values her own self-worth and exclusivity, explicitly stating, “everytime someone asks me something ive said publicly before i get the ick bc they didn't stalk me well enough”, suggesting she expects others to put in effort to earn her presence. Her cunning and desire for control are evident when she mentions “conditioning him to praise me” or using her aesthetic to project power, noting her favorite genre of experience is “people thinking i put a spell on them when i literally just existed”. This focus on reputation, combined with her pride in being “so intuitive sometimes i predict problems that don’t even exist yet”, solidifies her place in the house of the ambitious and self-aware.
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Season of the Witch - Donovan (or Lana Del Rey cover)
Delmira’s persona perfectly embodies the dark, occult-influenced aesthetic of a modern-day witch who finds beauty in the macabre. She frequently leans into supernatural metaphors, claiming “my favorite genre of experience is people thinking i put a spell on them when i literally just existed” and describing her bad health days by “pretending im a vampire”. The song’s eerie, psychedelic vibe matches her interest in Monster High and her habit of “romanticizing my life until it starts romanticizing me back”. This track captures her blend of 'dark romantic' energy and the playful intimidation she uses when she asks her followers, “Do i intimidate you?? Am i too hot??”.
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