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Your Simpsons character
The mix of chaotic humor, mild edginess, and love of games makes this user most like Bart Simpson. Their bio, “The elf corpse possessed by a crow. I will not elaborate,” has the same mischievous, macabre sense of humor Bart shows when he leans into absurd identities. Rants like “YouTube is going to have to get their shit together or else they're gonna go out of business when someone makes the same thing as YouTube, but doesn't make it incredibly shit.” echo Bart’s rebellious streak and willingness to call out authority or big institutions. Their gaming and Nintendo focus, such as “Mario Kart is one of those games where watching other people play it is significantly more fun than actually playing it most of the time” and the Smash Bros. rant about Little Mac in “If a Kirby/King DDD player waits at the edge of the stage just to suck you up and spit you out under the stage, then it's okay to be upset because that's not fun to deal with.”, fits Bart’s identity as a prank-loving gamer type. Lines like “7/11 was an inside job” show his style of joke conspiracy, very much in line with Bart’s love of pranks and mock-serious troublemaking. Overall, the tone is playful, slightly chaotic, and irreverent, which is classic Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their bio (“The elf corpse possessed by a crow. I will not elaborate”) signals a preference for privacy and mystery over self-disclosure, and their tweets center on commentary rather than social events, like analyzing game dynamics in “I am going to make this perfectly clear for my fellow Little Mac players in Smash Bros.”. They appear Intuitive (N), tending toward conceptual or humorous abstraction rather than concrete detail, as in “7/11 was an inside job” and the meta-critique of platforms in “YouTube is going to have to get their shit together…”. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T), prioritizing blunt logic and evaluation over harmony: they dissect game fairness (“If a Kirby/King DDD player waits at the edge of the stage just to suck you up… then it's okay to be upset because that's not fun to deal with.”) and business consequences (“It's happened before, and it will keep happening until companies learn…”). They seem Perceiving (P) rather than rigidly structured: they ask open-endedly for ideas, as in “Anyone have any suggestions for recording software that ISN'T OBS?”, and show a spontaneous, exploratory humor style in “It's simple. Imagine a PVP game where there are many great player builds, but one build is so mind numbingly shit that no one sees trying to kill them for XP and loot worth it. That one build is the Panda Bear”. Altogether, the analytical, sarcastic commentary, preference for conceptual jokes, and laid-back openness to possibilities best match INTP.

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Gamer and commentator with too many opinions on Mario Kart, Smash, and YouTube. Once compared panda bears to the worst PvP build—and still stands by it.– @CrowChaos

Your signature cocktail
The blackberry vodka mirrors the darkly playful bio of “The elf corpse possessed by a crow. I will not elaborate”, pairing something fruity with something a little unsettling. A hit of espresso channels their high-energy rants about platforms and games, like “YouTube is going to have to get their shit together…” and the passionate defense of Little Mac in “If a Kirby/King DDD player waits at the edge of the stage… then it's okay to be upset…”. Cherry cola keeps it fun and nostalgic, fitting the retro gamer vibes from “Thanks to @Deadpool9917 for helping me find one of the most interesting ROM hacks I've seen in a while” and their Mario Kart musing in “Mario Kart is one of those games where watching other people play it is significantly more fun…”. A dash of absinthe adds a chaotic, slightly unhinged edge worthy of “7/11 was an inside job” and their general gremlin energy. Finally, the charcoal sugar rim looks like crow feathers and burned pixels, capturing the moment they ominously announce “I have decided to go through Twitter instead of Reddit today. Don't disappoint me”, sweet on the outside with a very dark sense of humor underneath.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is a mix of wit, analysis, and niche curiosity that fits Ravenclaw best. They openly dissect game design and player experience, like when they argue that Little Mac players are justified in being upset by edge‑camping Kirby/DDD because "that's not fun to deal with" in Smash Bros, showing analytical thinking about mechanics and fairness: "If a Kirby/King DDD player waits at the edge of the stage just to suck you up and spit you out under the stage, then it's okay to be upset because that's not fun to deal with.". Their humor is cerebral and referential, calling out absurdities with clever phrasing such as "7/11 was an inside job" and the surreal bio "The elf corpse possessed by a crow. I will not elaborate," both of which lean into playful, intellectual absurdism rather than raw emotion or ambition. They also show specific, nerdy curiosity about tools and tech, asking for alternatives to OBS in "Anyone have any suggestions for recording software that ISN'T OBS?", and seeking out an "interesting ROM hack" with a friend in "helping me find one of the most interesting ROM hacks I've seen in a while". Even their critique of YouTube is framed as a structural, almost analytical prediction about business models and user experience: "It's happened before, and it will keep happening until companies learn that making sure people want your...". Taken together, these show a mind that enjoys examining systems, making sharp observations, and indulging in offbeat, clever humor—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw.

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A dramatic, slightly chaotic anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits someone whose bio is literally "The elf corpse possessed by a crow. I will not elaborate"—there’s dark humor and theatrical edge baked right in. Their tweets swing between sardonic commentary and over-the-top bits, like calling out YouTube with "YouTube is going to have to get their shit together or else they're gonna go out of business when someone makes the same thing as YouTube, but doesn't make it incredibly shit" (https://x.com/CrowChaos/status/1546645289800347648), which matches the song’s mix of angst and defiance. They also treat games and pop culture with a kind of melodramatic flair, as seen in "I am going to make this perfectly clear for my fellow Little Mac players in Smash Bros. If a Kirby/King DDD player waits at the edge of the stage just to suck you up and spit you out under the stage, then it's okay to be upset because that's not fun to deal with" (https://x.com/CrowChaos/status/1546330796645949441), similar to the song’s grand, almost operatic sense of grievance. Even their offhand conspiratorial joke "7/11 was an inside job" (https://x.com/CrowChaos/status/1725037824632885748) shows a taste for the theatrical and absurd that fits the larger-than-life emo energy of the track. Overall, their online persona feels like a crow-frontman in an emo rock opera, which is exactly the vibe of Welcome to the Black Parade.

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