Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, hurt, and longing, like in “não quero me afastar e não quero desistir...” and “o amor não é pra mim mesmo, pqp.”.
- Affectionate romantic: Shows intense, tender attachment, e.g. “if you call me baby, i'll be always yours” and “se vocês soubessem o quanto eu posso ser melosa e carinhosa amando”.
- Loyal friend: Values sincerity and commitment, as in “só briga comigo se quiser mesmo, porque eu sempre vou preferir sentar e conversar pra resolver.” and frustration with fake people in “não entendo o conceito de manter por perto quem você não gosta...”.
- Cultured nerd: Deep interests in music, games, and media: Cocteau Twins, Misfits, Dirty Dancing, RPG, One Piece, Divinity Original Sin, and playlists like “minh playlist com minhas favoritas ♡”.
- Humorous candid: Uses sharp humor and self-awareness, e.g. “minhas amigas inventando de me levar pra carnaval.” and the joke in “tenho duas bolas e nenhuma é de cristal', mas não tenho duas bolas...”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Frequent shifts between affection and despair, like “sequência de desgraças hoje.” and “eu oficialmente desisto”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often anticipates the worst, as in “não chego viva até o final do ano. :D” and “o amor não é pra mim mesmo, pqp.”.
- Trust insecurity: Struggles with believing others’ sincerity, shown in “queria que as informações chegassem até mim antes de eu achar que a pessoa está sendo sincera comigo.” and “ele falando que eu perdi o interesse... EU?”.
- Conflict sensitivity: Brigues and disappointments affect them deeply, e.g. “detesto brigar com quem gosto, me adoece...” and “deus, que decepção, CARALHO.”.
- Harsh judgments: Expresses strong, absolute dislikes, such as “eu NÃO gosto de black metal. pra mim é o pior gênero musical, é horrível e podre” and “essa galera tem muito é que se fuder mesmo.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads like a goth, romantic, music-obsessed version of Lisa Simpson: highly emotional, introspective, and morally opinionated. Like Lisa, they’re openly critical of shallow “aesthetic” culture and hypocrisy, as in “surreal como ser alternativo para essa galera é ser 'aesthetic', essa galera tem muito é que se fuder mesmo.” and “não entendo o conceito de manter por perto quem você não gosta... tipo, você é tão mau caráter assim?”. They’re deeply driven by art and music, constantly sharing songs and playlists such as “minha vida inteira” and “minh playlist com minhas favoritas ♡”, mirroring Lisa’s intense connection to culture and creativity. Their vulnerability and romantic longing show up in tweets like “você não me quer do mesmo jeito que eu te quero...” and “o amor não é pra mim mesmo, pqp.”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel everything very deeply. Even their frustration with people and desire for sincere communication, seen in “só briga comigo se quiser mesmo, porque eu sempre vou preferir sentar e conversar pra resolver.”, matches Lisa’s mix of sensitivity, intensity, and a strong personal ethic.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often mention preferring distance and emotional privacy over social exposure, like “não estou disponível emocionalmente.” and “os próximos meses não irei sair para nada.”, and they talk about deactivating and changing numbers without warning in “sem aviso prévio, eu vou desativar e trocar de número.”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: tweets are saturated with moods, symbolism, and emotional subtext (vampires, goth, romantic idealization), e.g. “meus traços são como os teus, já não respiro mais sem você, está gravado em mim, na minha alma, no meu ser.” and the poetic bio “only a vampire can love you forever.” They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they prioritize sincerity and emotional impact over logic, like “queria que as informações chegassem até mim antes de eu achar que a pessoa está sendo sincera comigo.” and “detesto brigar com quem gosto, me adoece...”, and they react strongly to perceived injustice or insincerity, such as “surreal como ser alternativo para essa galera é ser 'aesthetic', essa galera tem muito é que se fuder mesmo.”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they describe emotional flux, changing their mind about RPG tables (“pensando seriamente em dropar todas as mesas de rpg em que estou”) and spontaneous desires like “e se eu jogar um aram?” rather than long‑term planning. Overall, the introspective, romantic, values-driven, and somewhat chaotic emotional vibe fits INFP best: a private, highly idealistic person whose inner world (music, fiction, love, moral stances) matters more than external structure or practicality.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said only a vampire can love you forever, but I listen to Cocteau Twins on loop and don’t go to carnival blocos either — I think I qualify as undead enough to apply.
- You skipped the She Past Away show and still survived Limp Bizkit, Deftones and Megadeth slander… clearly you need someone to take you to the next concert and protect your goth honor in the mosh.
- Your RPG party wants you to be captain even though you ‘just like to hit things and make friends’ — I volunteer to be the first enemy you hit and the last friend who leaves.
- You said no one is as interesting to you as that one person who keeps pushing you away; I’m not asking to replace them, just to be the proof that someone can actually pull you closer and stay.
- You called yourself the person who’d desativar, trocar de número and vanish sem aviso prévio — that’s fine, but at least let me follow your Spotify first so I can miss you to the right playlist.
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Alt kid powered by Cocteau Twins, RPG nights & horror movies. Once skipped a show, still mourning it more than my sleep schedule.– @crowmoix
Your signature cocktail
Hungry Eyes Vamp Spritz
This cocktail is dark and romantic for a self-proclaimed vamp who says, “♱ only a vampire can love you forever. #gothtwt cocteau twins ♡.”, so the black vodka gives it that nocturnal, gothic base. The cherry liqueur is sweet but a little dramatic, like the way they lament that “o amor não é pra mim mesmo, pqp.” yet also confess “se vocês soubessem o quanto eu posso ser melosa e carinhosa amando, ficariam enojados.”. Cold brew coffee brings the insomniac, overthinking vibe of “não chego viva até o final do ano. :D” and all the anxious heartache of “não quero me afastar e não quero desistir...”. The sparkling rosé layers a dreamy, romantic fizz over the darkness, matching their poetic lines like “meus traços são como os teus, já não respiro mais sem você, está gravado em mim, na minha alma, no meu ser.” and their devotion to music nights such as “a vibe da noite”. Finally, the orange peel twist is a sharp, slightly bitter edge for the person who will say “vai parar de me seguir me tira dos seguidores também, filho da puta.” right after tweeting “if you call me baby, i'll be always yours”, making this drink equal parts romance, resentment, and late‑night goth drama—perfect for someone with “hungry eyes”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is dominated by themes of devotion, emotional availability, and wanting to treat people well, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They emphasize how deeply and gently they love, e.g. saying “se vocês soubessem o quanto eu posso ser melosa e carinhosa amando, ficariam enojados.” and that “o amor está nos detalhes.”, showing a nurturing, steady kind of affection rather than a flashy, Gryffindor-style grandstanding. Conflict-wise, they explicitly prefer resolution and harmony over drama, saying “só briga comigo se quiser mesmo, porque eu sempre vou preferir sentar e conversar pra resolver.”, which fits Hufflepuff’s fairness and patience. Their hurt often comes from feeling that their loyalty and care aren’t reciprocated, as in “quando começo a gostar de alguém todas perdem o interesse para mim.” and “queria que as informações chegassem até mim antes de eu achar que a pessoa está sendo sincera comigo.”, underscoring how much they value sincerity and mutual commitment. Even when frustrated, their anger is framed around loyalty and being kept close or honest, for example “vai parar de me seguir me tira dos seguidores também, filho da puta.”, which is less about ambition or cunning and more about straightforward, loyal reciprocity. Taken together—the soft, devoted way of loving, the desire to talk things out, and the fixation on sincerity and mutual care—these traits align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Heaven or Las Vegas - Cocteau Twins
They center Cocteau Twins so strongly in their identity, even tagging it in their bio: “♱ only a vampire can love you forever. #gothtwt cocteau twins ♡.”, and mentioning days filled with them in “esses últimos dias resumidos a cocteaus twins, misfits e nirvana.”. Heaven or Las Vegas captures a dreamy, emotional, romantic confusion that fits their constant push-and-pull in relationships, like “você não me quer do mesmo jeito que eu te quero...” and “não quero me afastar e não quero desistir...”. The song’s ethereal vibe also matches their goth, vampiric aesthetic shown in the bio and tweets like “i've got hungry eyes” and “se vocês soubessem o quanto eu posso ser melosa e carinhosa amando, ficariam enojados.”. Lyrically, the mix of longing, beauty, and emotional turbulence mirrors posts such as “o amor não é pra mim mesmo, pqp.” and “queria que as coisas ficassem bem entre nós... :(”. Their whole timeline feels like a Cocteau Twins song—romantic, dramatic, nocturnal, and a little heartbroken—making Heaven or Las Vegas a fitting soundtrack for them.
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