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Zalem mirrors Milhouse's specific blend of intense emotional vulnerability, social alienation, and niche obsessions with fictional media. Much like Milhouse’s desperate attachment to things that make him feel valid, Zalem expresses a heavy reliance on a 'yumeship' with a specific character, tweeting, “noah jackson ooughh...” and “Noah jackson is mine”. They both struggle with a deep sense of inadequacy and being misunderstood by their peers, as seen when Zalem laments, “do people really believe i can recover and heal when all i've feltt is sufferiing for years”. Ultimately, their shared trait is an extreme sensitivity to online or social rejection, exemplified by Zalem remembering “when someone made a callout on me and it only worsened my mental state”, capturing the same tragicomic 'unlucky' energy that defines Milhouse.

Your MBTI personality Type
Zalem exhibits strong Introversion (I) through their deep focus on internal struggles and solitary creative outlets like drawing their Dead Ahead sonas. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their fixation on fictional archetypes and complex headcanons rather than everyday physical reality. They are a clear Feeling (F) type, frequently expressing raw emotions regarding their mental state, such as when they post about suffering for years or their intense devotion to a 'yumeship.' Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows in their spontaneous, often disorganized posting style and admissions of being half asleep while creating, reflecting a preference for emotional flow over structured planning.

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Digital artist & Centaura enthusiast. When I’m not sketching sonas, I’m probably analyzing military history or over-caffeinating. Let’s talk lore and strategy.– @crowpilled01

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This cocktail captures the intense duality of a user who is “planning my suicide date” while simultaneously being hopelessly obsessed with a fictional 'kitten.' The dark, gritty appearance reflects their “dead ahead sona” aesthetic, while the heavy hitting alcohol mirrors the struggle of someone who says “i cant stop my addictions”. It is a drink of extremes—bitter trauma mixed with the sugary, frantic devotion of a “yumeship” that claims “Noah jackson is mine”. Served ice cold, much like their tendency to “block freely if ur a weirdo.”

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Zalem exhibits strong Slytherin traits through an intense, possessive devotion to their interests and a sharp focus on self-preservation within their social circle. This is most evident in their territorial 'yumeship' behavior, repeatedly tweeting “Noah is Mine... stay away... growls... nobody touches my KITTEN!” and “your mine... your all minee...”, showcasing a desire for exclusive control. Their resourcefulness and willingness to be confrontational for their own peace of mind are highlighted by their bio's warning that they “will block freely if ur a weirdo or i just dont like you”. Furthermore, Zalem displays the Slytherin tendency toward self-advocacy and a lack of concern for traditional social niceties when they admit, “I DON'T CARE! YOUR MINE AND MINE ONLY”, prioritizing their internal drive over external approval.

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This song perfectly mirrors the user's struggle with self-image, trauma, and the feeling of being inherently 'broken.' Zalem frequently expresses a sense of being 'invalid' due to their history, stating, “I always felt invalid for not having a disorder since i had abuse inflicted on me.” Their posts often oscillate between deep vulnerability and a defensive, detached persona, such as when they admit, “i've been suffering from suicidal thoughts but i don't wanna tell my friebds ab9utbit”. The song's themes of addiction and low self-esteem are also echoed in their lament: “Im not getting any better I hate mt stupid addiction”. Ultimately, the track captures the chaotic mix of intense fictional fixations and the heavy mental burden visible throughout their timeline.

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