Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses vivid, absurd comparisons to cope with stress, like describing class as a gunfight and middle‑aged tragedy in one morning: “我每天早上又冷又困起床必须得吃面包…最后我感觉我像一个一夜之间失去丈夫和三个孩子的中年妇女…” and joking about teachers being locked out: “结果就告诉我隔壁老师上课被小学生锁在教室外。”.
- Passionate: Shows deep commitment to art, dreaming of focusing entirely on drawing and doing multiple art entrance exams: “我要逃课在家疯狂苦学三年画画把八个校考全部考一遍…” and staying up late to finish pieces: “我熬夜就为了做这个”.
- Expressive: Communicates feelings very openly, using strong language and metaphors about exhaustion, headaches, and being overwhelmed: “我心好累我逼事怎么这么多” and “上学上得我好想死”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes own mental and physical limits, noting worsening gastritis and burnout: “胃病到底咋治吃啥药都没用我服了爸爸”, “我感觉我要遭不住了”, and questioning social anxiety and fear of being disliked: “我还是接受不了有人会讨厌我咋办。”.
- Emotionally-sensitive: Responds strongly to cute art, music, and others’ drawings, showing empathy and aesthetic sensitivity: “卧槽这张咋从来没见过太他妈萌了”, “真他妈漂亮操我啥时候能画成这样”, and “萌的好想哭”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic-stress: Tweets repeatedly about being overwhelmed by school, extra classes, and homework, e.g. “我他妈寒假一周要上三节数学，每周日还要上一整天美术课，我真的要哭了❤️” and “本来放假结果现在还要在家里上网课我服了”.
- Health-neglect: Severe stomach issues and vomiting appear frequently but are treated as background misery rather than priority, e.g. “卧槽我吐完了。我他妈刚吃的泡面三秒全吐完了”, “我他妈喝粥又吐了我服了爸爸”, and still pushing through classes and late nights.
- Sleep-deprivation: Regularly mentions exhaustion from staying up late and then struggling through school: “我现在要困成傻逼了…有两张全是空的大试卷要补还要给同学画画”, “我从九点睡到四点半现在我刚洗完澡有两张…大试卷要补”, and “我他妈要困死了”.
- Academic-avoidance: Frequently dreads or avoids schoolwork, wanting to skip academics entirely for art: “我能不能不学文化了我要逃课在家疯狂苦学三年画画…”, “我他妈一会要上课但是我作业一道题都不会咋搞”, and “我不要上学😂”.
- Catastrophic-thinking: Often phrases distress in extreme, death‑related terms about school and phone restrictions: “上学上得我好想死”, “我要被收手机了好想死”, and “我感觉我现在无论是在学校还是在家都活不下去咋办”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, academically pressured, and deeply invested in creative pursuits. Like Lisa stressing over grades and expectations, they constantly angst about school and homework, e.g. “I have class in a bit but I don’t know how to do a single homework problem what do I do” and “I don’t want to go to school anymore”. Their devotion to art mirrors Lisa’s saxophone and activism as an outlet: “At school I just draw all this bullshit every day” and “I want to skip academics and stay home for three years to grind art… get admitted with 0 cultural score and full marks in art”. The constant physical/mental overwhelm—stomach issues, headaches, exhaustion—echoes Lisa’s tendency to somaticize stress: “My stomach condition has gotten worse again, what do I do” and “I feel like I can’t survive either at school or at home, what do I do”. Despite all the burnout and dark humor—“School makes me really want to die”—there’s a passionate, sensitive, slightly dramatic core that fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around their inner world (fatigue, pain, anxiety, art) and solitary activities like drawing, rather than parties or big social scenes. They often feel overwhelmed by school and people, e.g. “我感觉我现在无论是在学校还是在家都活不下去咋办😂有没有什么方法让我拥有稳定的现实社交生活并且不用上学可以一直在家画画还能精神健康不焦虑治好胃病同时保证我的学业的”, and even ignore an old classmate’s messages for years: “我小学同学你到底咋了我已经四年选择性无视你消息了今天居然还给我拉了个群”. They lean intuitive (N): they turn simple situations into vivid, exaggerated metaphors—like comparing their morning malaise to a bereaved middle‑aged woman with an itchy butt in “我每天早上又冷又困起床必须得吃面包…最后我感觉我像一个一夜之间失去丈夫和三个孩子的中年妇女坐在桌前一下都动不了但是屁股很痒必须得挠”—and obsess more about meaning, art style, and future art exams than practical step‑by‑step plans, as in “我能不能不学文化了我要逃课在家疯狂苦学三年画画…最后以文化0分美术满分的成绩破格录取我”. Their tone and priorities strongly suggest feeling (F) over thinking: they constantly emphasize how they feel (overwhelmed, in pain, wanting to die from school stress) rather than analyzing problems logically, e.g. “我好难受啊我真特么要厌学了但是我刚刚画画画的好爽” and “我心好累我逼事怎么这么多”. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they procrastinate, cram, and oscillate between intentions and impulses—“我他妈不刷抖音了我要通宵写作业” followed by many complaints about not finishing work, or “我要睡觉❤️我作业他妈没写”. Their chaotic schedule, all‑nighters, and improvisational approach to both art and homework, like “我每次熬完就是累的不行又睡不着我现在就剩个议论文要写了但我不写强迫症难受写了又得累死”, align well with an INFP’s spontaneous, feeling‑driven lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your art is what you call those ‘狗屁玩意’ you keep drawing at school, please continue ruining your classes—I’d very much like to be your next badly‑behaved sketch.
- You said you want to lie down to draw or you’ll be exhausted; if you need a model, I promise to stay perfectly still and only move when it’s time to bring you hot water for that rebellious stomach.
- You joked about dropping culture classes and getting into art school with 0 culture and full‑marks art—if you ever do that, I’ll be the annoying parent at the exhibition bragging, ‘Yeah, I was a fan back when they were still throwing up instant noodles between homework pages.’
- You’re out here doing math until your brain melts, puking after congee, fighting腱鞘炎, and still drawing all night—this isn’t just ‘厌学’, that’s main‑character‑of-a-coming‑of‑age‑movie energy, and I’d like a supporting‑role credit next to you.
- Every time you say ‘我要死了’ it’s about homework,胃病, or school—but statistically speaking, the only thing actually killing me here is how illegally cute your chaos looks in those screenshots; consider this a formal request to be included in your next meltdown thread.
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Student artist powered by instant noodles, insomnia, and stubborn gastritis. If I’m not replying, I’m probably in class or buried under sketchbooks.– @CROWSMURDERER
Your signature cocktail
Stomach Ache Study Session Sour
This cocktail is a jittery, dramatic sour built for the kid who keeps saying they’re going to die from school and their stomach at the same time, like when they groan about class with “上学上得我好想死” and “胃病到底咋治吃啥药都没用我服了爸爸”. The rice porridge–infused gin nods to them sadly vomiting congee in “我他妈喝粥又吐了我服了爸爸”, turning that misery into something oddly refined and adult. Weak black tea syrup references their question “喝茶是不是对胃不好。我每次喝完就难受那我喝啥”, so the tea is gentle, sweetened, and more about mood than acidity. Salted preserved lemon captures the sharp, sour panic of “我他妈一会要上课但是我作业一道题都不会咋搞”, while honey-ginger foam is a soothing layer for their constant headaches and exhaustion in “我感觉我头好疼我服了爸爸” and “我现在要困成傻逼了”. The charcoal-black sugar rim is for their edgy, self-roasting art-goblin persona ranting about drawing all day in “我在学校就天天画这些狗屁玩意”, making the whole drink look like a late-night sketchbook page you really shouldn’t be awake to finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show strong Ravenclaw traits, especially creativity and obsessive focus on craft. They repeatedly center their life around art and drawing, e.g. fantasizing about skipping academics to “stay home and draw like crazy for three years” so they can ace all the art exams while getting zero on cultural subjects, begging for a special admission based purely on art: “I want to skip academic study, stay at home and crazily study drawing for three years… finally be specially admitted with 0 cultural points and full marks in art”. Their feed is full of self‑critique and analysis of their own technique, like noticing how earlier work studying Schiele had a certain "clumsy" charm they feel their current formulaic heads lack: “I suddenly understand why others like that August piece… now my heads are just piled up with formulas, no more that clumsy feel and I’m so collapsed”. They also push themselves to experiment and refine, as seen when they say they stayed up just to produce a specific piece: “I stayed up late just to make this”, and complain about lacking inspiration while dissecting their own style: “I can’t recreate the method from that last drawing, I’m tired of it but when I improvise I keep crashing and I have no inspiration in my head”. While there is some Slytherin‑like ambition in wanting to game the exam system, it’s driven less by status and more by an intense intellectual/creative fixation and self‑analysis, which aligns more closely with Ravenclaw’s love of learning and artistry.
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Your song
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
A fitting song for them is Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots, because so many of their tweets revolve around crushing school pressure, exhaustion, and wanting to escape into art. They constantly complain about homework and classes, like when they say they have class soon but "haven’t done a single problem" and don’t know what to do: “我他妈一会要上课但是我作业一道题都不会咋搞”. They also describe being overwhelmed by school to the point of despair: “上学上得我好想死” and “我不要上学😂”. At the same time, they fantasize about dropping academics entirely just to stay home and draw, echoing the song’s longing to retreat from adult expectations: “我能不能不学文化了我要逃课在家疯狂苦学三年画画…”. Their physical and mental burnout—headaches, insomnia, and severe stomach issues—runs through their posts, like “胃病到底咋治吃啥药都没用我服了爸爸” and “我现在要困成傻逼了…有两张全是空的大试卷要补”, perfectly matching the song’s theme of anxiety, fatigue, and wishing life were simpler.
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