Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows emotional sensitivity about family and others’ feelings, e.g. feeling heartbroken about leaving their younger brother in “No one and I mean NO ONE talks about how bad it is to see how much yer baby brother grew up each time you visit home only to leave again for studying abroad 💔”.
- Loyal: Defends people they care about, like musicians and players, as seen in “No.1 Nick defender” in bio and “Do people really not know the difference between balding and a receding hairline…leave the Rasta alone!”.
- Passionate: Expresses strong enthusiasm for music and football, e.g. “I love football man”, “NOEL GALLAGHER SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR EVERYBODY!”, and “GLORY GLORY MAN UNIIIIIIITED”.
- Socially-conscious: Speaks up about politics, racism, and immigration rhetoric, like “‘The UK has been colonised by immigrants’ bitch what’d you say I give you a lesson on who the real colonisers were?!” and “Remember his name, Alex Jeffrey, an ICU nurse. FUCK ICE”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and playful exaggeration, such as “Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days” referencing Supernatural and “SUPERNATURAL” plus dramatic reactions like “HELP I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses aggressive insults and swearing, e.g. “You know what else is not fair? You acting. Whoever put yer arse there needs the pear of anguish put up their hole.” and “This bloke is genuinely just a fucking humiliation”.
- Reactive-anger: Responds intensely when upset, like “FUCK YOU. NO!” and “JIM WHEN I CATCH YOU JIM YOU SILLY LITTLE RAT!”, showing quick escalation when frustrated.
- Overinvested-fandom: Emotional state strongly tied to sports and music outcomes, e.g. “No one talk to me rn” after a game and “Where’s Liam?…COME BACK PLEASE WE MISS YOU”, which could intensify mood swings.
- Academic-distraction: Struggles to focus on studies because of fandom, as admitted in “I have an exam tomorrow and I can’t lock in because all I’m thinking of is Jamie Cook with that bloody scarf” and counting down to break in “Oh my lord just two hours and I’ll be free for 2 weeks”.
- Emotional-impulsivity: Tweets in the heat of emotion—crying, anger, or shock—like “WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME CATHERINE OHARA PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY?!!” and all-caps reactions such as “THURSAY YALL THURSDAYYYYYYYYYYYY OMGGGGGG LETSSS FUCKINGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOO”, suggesting limited emotional filter.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: passionate, sharp-tongued when needed, but deeply idealistic and caring. They show strong political and social awareness, calling out xenophobia and racism much like Lisa would, as in “‘The UK has been colonised by immigrants’ bitch what’d you say I give you a lesson on who the real colonisers were?!” and “Remember his name, Alex Jeffrey, an ICU nurse. FUCK ICE”. Their intense love for music and specific artists (Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Noel & Liam Gallagher) mirrors Lisa’s deep, almost obsessive artistic interests, shown by posts like “NOEL GALLAGHER SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR EVERYBODY!” and “AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM”. The user is also very emotionally expressive and loyal to their faves—footballers, bands, and fictional characters—similar to Lisa’s unwavering devotion to causes and people she admires, for example “One of the reasons why I really like Liam is how he appreciates his fans.” and “Carrick my love ❤️”. Finally, beneath the sarcasm and swearing is a clear sense of responsibility and tenderness—caring about family (“No one and I mean NO ONE talks about how bad it is to see how much yer baby brother grew up each time you visit home only to leave again for studying abroad 💔”) and community—very Lisa-coded energy wrapped in a more chaotic, football-and-rock version of her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion in their highly expressive, outward-focused tweeting style and online "family" dynamics, e.g. “GOOD MORNING LOVELY PPL” and the playful family tree post “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family…”, which suggest they gain energy from social interaction and shared fandoms. Their interests and comments lean toward Intuition, with lots of big-picture takes and emotional/interpretive reactions rather than concrete detail, like “He was framed to hide whatever messed up shite they had going on but you lot aren’t ready to hear it” and the way they connect politics, colonisation and rhetoric in “I give you a lesson on who the real colonisers were?!”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they defend people passionately and lead with values and empathy, e.g. “Do people really not know the difference… leave the Rasta alone!” and “Remember his name, Alex Jeffrey, an ICU nurse. FUCK ICE”, and they often talk about how things make them feel (“I cried bro” here). Their lifestyle and tone suggest Perceiving: they seem spontaneous, reactive, and comfortable with last‑minute chaos, such as “HELP I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP” and “I have an exam tomorrow and I can’t lock in because all I’m thinking of is Jamie Cook with that bloody scarf”. Altogether, the emotional intensity, fan enthusiasm, value-driven rants, and impulsive-feeling lifestyle fit best with ENFP—the energetic, expressive, cause-oriented idealist who thrives on connection and passion projects.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re a Noel Gallagher ‘Songwriter of the Year’ truther, a No.1 Nick defender, AND you yelled ‘GLORY GLORY MAN UNIIIIIIITED’ — are you sure you’re not just my ideal mixtape in human form?
- If Harvelle’s Roadhouse ever needs a new hunter, I volunteer as tribute — we can go on a ‘Dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few days’ mission and then celebrate with an AM vinyl listening party at yours.
- You crying over the Mani tribute, the Stone Roses/United kit, and Gene at the game tells me everything — you’re exactly the kind of person I want next to me when we’re screaming at Old Trafford and pretending not to tear up.
- You sat at a random lecture table, saw your surname already carved there and got scared; I’d just assume fate was reserving that seat so we could fail to ‘lock in’ together while you think about Jamie Cook’s scarf.
- Since you ‘love football man’, quote Carrick with heart eyes, and threaten Neville & Keane on the timeline, how about we debate United’s midfield over coffee and see if we’ve got more chemistry than Miles & Alex on Coup de Grace?
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19 | Man United, Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, SPN. Once sat at a random uni desk and found my own surname carved in—still waiting for the lore reveal.– @crtfiedmindblwr
Your signature cocktail
Harvelle’s Humbug Howler
This drink starts with a base of Irish whiskey for their Irish pride and fiery football fandom, echoing their roar of “GLORY GLORY MAN UNIIIIIIITED” and love of match-day chaos like “First the men’s team win a 3 2 and now the female team knocks them out of the league cup”. A sharp espresso shot captures the uni all-nighter energy and unhinged caps-lock reactions such as “THURSAY YALL THURSDAYYYYYYYYYYYY OMGGGGGG LETSSS FUCKINGGGGG GOOOOOOOOOOO”. Blood orange liqueur brings a bittersweet, slightly angsty edge for their political rants and righteous fury, like “This bloke is genuinely just a fucking humiliation” and “Remember his name, Alex Jeffrey… FUCK ICE”. A cherry cola reduction nods to their nostalgic, music-obsessed heart—singing Oasis and Arctic Monkeys, crying over Noel and Liam as in “NOEL GALLAGHER SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR EVERYBODY!” and “MY MONKEYS ARE FINALLY HOME DONT TALK TO ME”. Finally, a salted caramel foam on top is for the soft, protective older sibling and found-family vibes in “No one and I mean NO ONE talks about how bad it is to see how much yer baby brother grew up…” and their Twitter “family tree” at “My Twitter Family”, adding sweetness with just enough salt to keep it honest.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits in the way they fiercely stand up for their beliefs and people they care about. They directly confront xenophobia and racism with open challenge and indignation, e.g. responding to an anti‑immigrant stance with: “‘The UK has been colonised by immigrants” bitch what’d you say I give you a lesson on who the real colonisers were?! Be so for real now you going no where with that!”, which shows moral courage and a willingness to fight. They’re also quick to call out politicians and public figures bluntly and emotionally, as in “This bloke is genuinely just a fucking humiliation” and “You know what else is not fair? You acting. Whoever put yer arse there needs the pear of anguish put up their hole.”, reflecting impulsive, outspoken bravery more than quiet loyalty or detached analysis. They’re passionate about their football club and players in a very protective, ride-or-die way – for instance defending a player’s appearance with “Do people really not know the difference between balding and a receding hairline or A BAD ANGLE?! Either way, we all have it at some point so fuck ya lot leave the Rasta alone!” – which fits Gryffindor’s chivalrous, defender mindset. Even their emotional reaction to missing their younger brother while studying abroad, in “No one and I mean NO ONE talks about how bad it is to see how much yer baby brother grew up each time you visit home only to leave again for studying abroad 💔”, shows big-hearted, dramatic feeling typical of Gryffindors rather than the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff or cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw. Overall, their pattern of outspoken defense of others, political and social courage, and emotionally charged reactions aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
Their entire presence blends emotional sincerity with stubborn optimism in a way that fits Live Forever perfectly. They’re deeply attached to the Gallagher universe, from being a “Humbug lover” in the bio to screaming about Noel’s craft in “NOEL GALLAGHER SONGWRITER OF THE YEAR EVERYBODY!” and defending him in “Mad how you lot think he’s the one who wrote it”. The song’s themes of wanting something that lasts through chaos mirror how they cling to the comfort of music and football during stressful times, like their exams in “Oh my lord just two hours and I’ll be free for 2 weeks” and homesickness over a growing younger brother in “No one and I mean NO ONE talks about how bad it is to see how much yer baby brother grew up…”. Their fiery political and social stances, such as “Remember his name, Alex Jeffrey, an ICU nurse. FUCK ICE” and “Imagine going to ANOTHER person’s country and making a fool of yourself by harassing them…”, echo the song’s defiant belief that life should mean more than apathy. At the same time, their tender fandom—crying over tributes in “The Mani tribute still has me feeling a sting in my throat” and cherishing players and musicians—captures that yearning to “live forever” through the people and art they love.
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