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The user’s constant focus on beer, money, and emotional turmoil matches Homer’s well‑known love of Duff, his need for extra shifts at the nuclear plant, and his occasional depressive moments. For example, they tweet "I love beer ❤️" and "Asked one of my managers if they can add a shift … I need that money!!!", which echo Homer’s frequent requests for overtime and his reliance on alcohol. Their feelings of being unloved and seeking parental approval ("I’m just existing for the approval of my parents") mirror Homer’s uneasy relationship with his father, Abe. The user’s dramatic, self‑destructive language ("I honestly wanna put a bullet through my head") reflects the darker moments Homer experiences in episodes where he contemplates suicide. Finally, the mix of pop‑culture obsessions (gaming, music, merch) fits Homer’s tendency to get caught up in fleeting hobbies.

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The user mainly shares introspective, self‑focused statements such as 'I’m just done with life… I’m just existing for the approval of my parents' and 'I feel so alone… I just mourn for the comfort I always wanted', indicating a strong Introverted orientation. Their posts repeatedly emphasize concrete sensory experiences—'I love beer ❤️', 'I love this car so much 🖤', and 'My grandma from dad side makes the best tamales!'—which aligns with Sensing. The language is driven by personal emotions and values, as seen in 'I hate everything after that break up… everything can fuck itself' and 'I love Yeule merch as much as I need money', showing a Feeling decision style. Finally, the user’s spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle—'I’m always broke on dennies ^', 'I’m sober now after 2 days of drinking <.>', and 'I want this so bad!!… I might end up buying it :x'—suggests a Perceiving preference.

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Arizona gamer & music junkie 🎮🎧 | Seasonal retail staff who once spent $60 on gacha rolls for a skin | Tamale fan, beer lover, chasing good vibes.– @Cruci_Takanashi

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The Rat's Nightcap blends the smoky bite of tequila with the dark depth of coffee, mirroring Cruci's late‑night cravings and restless thoughts. A dash of bitters adds the bitterness of heartbreak that they often express, like in the tweet 'I need more alcohol… I need to die somehow'. The honey syrup softens the edge, echoing moments of fleeting hope such as 'I love Shoegaze 🖤🖤🖤!'. Their longing for Mexico and the rat shirt are hinted by the tequila spirit and a garnish of a tiny chocolate rat, referencing 'I wish I was in Mexico right now' and 'Hehe I really love the rat shirt 🐀❤️'. Finally, the coffee element nods to their gaming marathons, especially 'Warframe has been the only game to keep my attention other than my gotcha games :0'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong loyalty and affection for family and friends, as seen in tweets like 'My uncle's home cooking ❤️' and 'My grandma from dad side makes the best tamales!'. They also demonstrate a hardworking attitude, constantly seeking extra shifts to earn money, for example 'Asked one of my managers if they can add a shift for Monday ... I need that money!!!'. Their repeated pleas for emotional support and comfort, such as 'I just wanna hug someone… just for comfort…', reflect Hufflepuff's emphasis on kindness and empathy. While they occasionally express ambition for merch, the dominant traits are patience, loyalty, and caring, which are hallmarks of Hufflepuff. This combination of dedication to work, love for loved ones, and desire for emotional connection best matches the Hufflepuff house.

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The bleak, self‑destructive tone of "Hurt" mirrors Cruci's repeated expressions of hopelessness, such as "I honestly wanna put a bullet through my head… like what's the point if the person I gave everything to doesn’t reciprocate" and "I need more alcohol… I need to die somehow". The lyric "I hurt myself today" directly reflects their admission of self‑harm and suicidal thoughts like "I’m just done with life… I’m just existing for the approval of my parents". The chorus "What have I become?" resonates with their self‑labeling as "a failure by design" and constant self‑criticism. Their love for dark, melancholic music (e.g., "I love Shoegaze 🖤🖤🖤!") aligns with the song's haunting, introspective atmosphere. Finally, the yearning for escape and the desire to start over in the line "If I could start again, I'd start over" encapsulates Cruci's repeated pleas for relief from pain and longing for a different life.

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