Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account reads most like Bart Simpson: unapologetically mischievous, boundary‑pushing, and juvenile in a deliberate, performative way. They openly embrace being vulgar and horny online, saying things like “so you're telling me some people don't even wank to their own art get REAL that's the whole reason I make mine” and “pulling the pork to the playlist is kind of a lost art”, which fits Bart’s crude sense of humor. Their anti‑authority streak mirrors Bart too; they dismiss moral guardians with posts like “no actually I share zero fundamental values with antis, self proclaimed and otherwise puritanical views on censorship and freedom of expression are not points I'm gonna compromise on” and “do not follow me if you don't support paraphiles who don't harm anybody”. At the same time, there’s a self‑aware, creative side—regularly talking about drawing, commissions, and art discipline in tweets like “very glad to be able to reliably draw 1 thing every day now great things are to come”—that echoes Bart’s artistic, attention‑seeking flair. The mix of trolling, lewd jokes, and genuine enthusiasm for their own chaotic creations lines up best with Bart’s rebellious, prankster energy rather than any of the more earnest or responsible Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with followers, invite requests and collaboration (e.g. “if u guys have any requests or drawing ideas throw them at me...I might sketch them up if they tickle me” and “who up using my shit for pfps, edits, or backgrounds?? lmk I'd follow hella thats a huge compliment”), and openly celebrate follower milestones (“FOUR HUNDRED OF YOU?”). Their focus on patterns, discourse, and labels over concrete sensory detail suggests Intuition; they talk in abstract terms about shipping cultures and ideologies, e.g. “no actually I share zero fundamental values with antis, self proclaimed and otherwise puritanical views on censorship and freedom of expression are not points I'm gonna compromise on” and “fictional incest is wonderful and infinite but I'm afraid after learning the beauty of gcest it will never hit the same as their very real insanity”. They appear strongly Thinking-oriented, leading with blunt argument and principle rather than harmony, as in “do not follow me if you don't support paraphiles who don't harm anybody it's a mental health condition like any other and I'm not going to tolerate anyone being shamed for thought crimes” and their sarcastic dismantling of hypocrisy in “ohhh shit guys the incest comic lover and rape game fan says proship dni fuckkk”. Their lifestyle is clearly Perceiving: they apologize for inconsistency and improvise deadlines rather than strictly planning, e.g. “I'm SO BAD at this daily drawing with prompt thing guys”, “sorry i got too busy to do #9 today...we doin 10 tomorrow though”, and “gonna be inactive for a few days but I'll b back soon”. The combination of provocative, debate-seeking tweets (“love seeing shipping discourse posts on tha feed, gives me a free blocklist”) and playful, idea-driven creativity (“so. if i were to hypothetically make daki designs would any of u b into that...”) aligns best with ENTP: an outspoken, principle-heavy, argumentative but highly imaginative type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you draw whatever you want and then admitted you wank to your own art… if I commission something, does that make it collaborative masturbation or are we just co‑creating a new dead dove?
- You’re out here defending paraphiles, drawing heffleycest, and tweeting that you ‘need to bone a shota’—statistically speaking, I think I have a better chance of being your next problematic muse than your next block.
- You keep calling Oasis brothers ‘gcest’ and asking if there are any songs about women—if you ever get tired of bushy‑browed men, I volunteer as the one (1) non‑fictional crush in your discography.
- You said proship crowds are Asian, children, horny middle‑aged women, or lolicon 4channers and that you ‘better learn Chinese’… how about we skip to the part where you teach me your favorite degeneracy while I help you practice sweet‑talk in English and Spanish?
- You’re celebrating 400 followers, updating commission sheets, and grinding daily drawings like a champ—no joke, that consistency and passion is hot as hell. If you ever need someone to hype every cursed sketch and gcest brainrot episode, I’d gladly be follower 427 and personal cheerleader in one.
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Multifandom NSFW artist (ENG/ESP). I draw what amuses me, from absurd ships to cursed comics. Once got more DMs from a doodle than a finished piece.– @crucif_x
Your signature cocktail
The Goonshot Wojak Sour
This drink is loud, horny, and unapologetically intense, just like someone who says “so you're telling me some people don't even wank to their own art get REAL that's the whole reason I make mine” and “Weak. I have a goon main.”. Overproof dark rum is the chaotic core, matching their unabashed energy as a 🔞 artist who proudly lives in the filth of “news, porn, etc...” and calls the site “xitter is hell”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a dramatic, bloody sweetness, reflecting the messy romance and taboo obsession in posts like “this is gcest” and “if you don't call your brother your boyfriend...”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, representing their blunt, sardonic humor when they say things like “I repost people's art a lot but most especially when we're touching willies”. Smoked honey syrup brings a sweet-but-burnt aftertaste—softness under the edge—mirroring the unexpected warmth in milestones like “FOUR HUNDRED OF YOU?” and their affection for followers. Finally, black walnut bitters give a dark, nutty depth, nodding to their offbeat, niche tastes and pro-para, anti-censorship stance in posts like “do not follow me if you don't support paraphiles who don't harm anybody” and “no actually I share zero fundamental values with antis”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Several tweets show a strong self-preservation and "my swamp" attitude that fits Slytherin. They aggressively curate their space and block or remove people whose vibes they dislike, e.g. “I be like 'why do I have like 2 followers' and then remember I periodically go through them and remove people with bad vibes” and “love seeing shipping discourse posts on tha feed, gives me a free blocklist”, which is classic Slytherin boundary-setting and selectivity. They explicitly defend paraphiles and “proship” principles in a combative way, refusing compromise with opposing morals: “no actually I share zero fundamental values with antis, self proclaimed and otherwise puritanical views on censorship and freedom of expression are not points I'm gonna compromise on” and “do not follow me if you don't support paraphiles who don't harm anybody”, demonstrating ruthless ideological clarity and willingness to be hated. Their willingness to embrace taboo, controversial content for clout or personal satisfaction (“heffleycest porn actually got me engagement ngl #crazy” and “so you're telling me some people don't even wank to their own art get REAL that's the whole reason I make mine”) also reflects Slytherin’s comfort with power via transgression and self-serving goals. While they show some Gryffindor-like boldness, the dominant pattern is strategic, territorial, and unapologetically self-focused — hallmarks of a Slytherin personality.
Your movie
Your song
Boys Will Be Boys - The Ordinary Boys
A fitting song for @crucif_x is Boys Will Be Boys by The Ordinary Boys, because it captures chaotic, irreverent masculinity and a refusal to conform to polite expectations. Their bio (“🔞M, wojak enjoyer, ENG + ESP I draw whatever I want. multifandom. dead dove.”) and tweets like “so you're telling me some people don't even wank to their own art get REAL that's the whole reason I make mine” show a proudly shameless, hedonistic attitude that mirrors the song’s rowdy spirit. They openly embrace controversial tastes, defending paraphiles and extreme fiction in posts such as “do not follow me if you don't support paraphiles who don't harm anybody it's a mental health condition like any other and I'm not going to tolerate anyone being shamed for thought crimes”, which matches the song’s "take me or leave me" posture. Their fondness for messy, transgressive ships like in “...IM NOT A GCEST FANPAGE! not yet. I still have many heffleycestings and oc cestings to do.” and tongue-in-cheek self-deprecation in posts like “I hope none of you have post notifications on because if you do I probably like blasted you with diarrhea or something” fits the song’s theme of unruly, unapologetic behavior. Overall, their timeline reads like a messy, loud night out online—exactly the spirit Boys Will Be Boys embodies.
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