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Your Simpsons character
Much like Jeff Albertson, @cruncherrs displays a cynical, gatekeeping attitude toward niche media and a penchant for chronicling ex-friendships and social slights. They maintain a high-horse stance on digital art, stating “Digital art does not kindle joy” and “NO I won't draw digital art anymore”, mirroring the character's elitist hobbies. Their feed is filled with hyper-specific obsessions like Rocket Monkeys and SpongeBob dubs, often paired with aggressive social commentary such as “there is a special place in hell for people like you”. Ultimately, their tendency to publicly announce muting followers—“I just keep you muted because that's the #StatusQuo!”—perfectly captures the “Worst. Episode. Ever.” spirit of The Simpsons’ resident curmudgeon.

Your MBTI personality Type
@cruncherrs exhibits strong Introversion and Feeling traits, frequently tweeting about feeling lonely, nervous in social interactions, or “bummed out” by friend dynamics. Their Intuition is shown through a focus on abstract concepts like their “constructed language” and surreal dreams rather than practical daily life. The Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous shifts in artistic focus and tendency to start projects that end up on “indefinite hiatuses”. Overall, their profile is defined by a deeply personal, values-driven approach to art and friendship, often “feeling like I need to vent” while navigating sensitive interpersonal relationships.

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Traditional artist and character designer focusing on marker-based OCs. Passionate about global SpongeBob dubs and Rocket Monkeys. Check my straw page for trades!– @cruncherrs

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail captures the chaos of a creator who recently “stepped out of that area” of digital art to embrace messy, marker-based traditionalism. The smoky Mezcal represents their fiery outbursts, like when they shout “I’M GONNA KILL EVERYONE”, while the pineapple juice honors their obsession with SpongeBob and his “Serbian dub”. The drink is intentionally carbonated and volatile because they are “so happy I could EXPLODE!”, yet it leaves a bitter aftertaste—symbolizing the frequent soft-blocks and “ex friend” drama. It is served in a chipped glass to match their self-proclaimed “evil pantless villain” aesthetic.

Your Hogwarts House
Normalward demonstrates strong self-preservation and resourcefulness, frequently using their platform to promote their own StrawPages and Toyhouse, such as when they admitted to a “soulless plug” because they were bored. They show a cunning, gatekeeping side regarding their creative output, telling followers they “WILL play the game EVEN IF the first 14 or so updates Do NOT include ANY of my well known characters”. Their ambition is coupled with a sharp, sometimes exclusionary social instinct, seen when they openly boast about how “It has been very peaceful ever since I muted oomf” and keep secrets about a “secluded and secret project”. This focus on personal boundaries, self-interest, and curated social circles aligns perfectly with the ambitious and selective nature of a Slytherin.

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Given the user's intense and multifaceted obsession with SpongeBob, evidenced by their PFP, username references, and deep-dive interest in international versions like the “SpongeBob SquarePants Chudlenian dub”, this optimistic anthem is a perfect fit. Despite occasional social anxiety and drama with friends, they often project a high-energy, quirky persona, even stating “I am surgically happy! (Woo Hoo!)”. Their feed is a mix of niche cartoon appreciation and a constant desire for social interaction, frequently asking “if only someone would talk to me !”. The Best Day Ever mirrors this persistent, almost manic enthusiasm for their interests and the hope for a “crunchtastic” day amidst the chaos of their 150+ original characters.

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