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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, childish, and constantly joking about inappropriate or absurd topics. Their timeline is full of mischievous, edgy humor and juvenile shock jokes, like "Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks" and "jarvis feed me some dick", which fits Bart’s prankster, boundary-pushing personality. The self-obsessed, jokey confidence in posts like "I'd take yo bitch just look at me" and "when i wake up i highkey go piss in the sink but i also look in the mirror and think 'damn i look sexy'" echoes Bart’s cocky teenage energy. Their fixation on memes, games, and chaos, seen in tweets like "CrusherNotDrip? more like CrazyNotDrip" and "you guys are not ready for my next wave of tweets", matches Bart’s love of stirring trouble for laughs. Even their bio location "in ur walls" and unserious persona are very in line with Bart’s prank-call, troll-like spirit rather than any of the more responsible or serious Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly put themselves at the center of jokes and attention, like “People pointing at the most insane human being ever to have touched this platform” and “you guys are not ready for my next wave of tweets”, and they openly interact with others, call out friends, and quote‑tweet drama. Their humor and interests are strongly Sensing (S): they focus on concrete, sensory, and game-related experiences—GTA missions, frame counts, and tech issues—e.g. “what a functional game bro wtf” and “THROW AWAY YOUR MONITOR I JUST HIT 3 GOLDEN P's AT 60 HZ”. They show a blunt, often harshly joking Thinking (T) style rather than tactful empathy, as in “Crusher has no fucking drip on” and the crude, shock‑value posts like “my balls itch”. Their timeline is chaotic, spontaneous, and very in‑the‑moment, pointing to Perceiving (P): they jump from exams to random memes to game rants with no evident structure, e.g. “I have an exam tomorrow” right alongside impulsive shitposts and sudden gaming updates. Overall, the mix of high social energy, concrete humor, logical/rough teasing, and improvisational posting style fits ESTP best.

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16 | Canadian | FNF modder & GTA enjoyer. Once chose GTA radio over Spotify Premium and never looked back. Opinions & frames are my own.– @CrusherNotDrip

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This drink hits like their timeline: chaotic, loud, and a little unhinged. The overproof spiced rum is their cracked gamer energy and unapologetic posting, like “Crusher when it comes to think of what to post on this platform” and “you guys are not ready for my next wave of tweets”. Blue curaçao brings the ocean-core absurdity of “yo why AM I IN THE OCEAN” and GTA radio vibes from “spotify premium over, so im switching to the gta v radio”. Sour apple liqueur captures their sharp, trolling humor, like “CrusherNotDrip? more like CrazyNotDrip” and “my balls itch”. The caffeinated citrus soda is their cracked, sleepless gamer grind—see “THROW AWAY YOUR MONITOR I JUST HIT 3 GOLDEN P's AT 60 HZ” and the constant Blockshot/FNF posts like “Does json know he updated blockshot??? 👀”. Finally, the black salt and popping candy rim is the unfiltered, slightly cursed edge of tweets like “when i wake up i highkey go piss in the sink but i also look in the mirror and think 'damn i look sexy'” and the recurring 67 meme from “SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN!!!!”, making the whole thing chaotic, noisy, and impossible to ignore.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a loud, chaotic, highly impulsive personality that fits Gryffindor’s brashness more than any other house. They repeatedly lean into wild, shameless humor and oversharing without fear of judgment, like “when i wake up i highkey go piss in the sink but i also look in the mirror and think 'damn i look sexy'” and “jarvis feed me some dick”, which signals social boldness rather than caution or self-preservation. They’re happy to make themselves the butt of the joke in an over-the-top way, as in “Crusher has no fucking drip on 😭” and “CrusherNotDrip? more like CrazyNotDrip”, suggesting a fearless, attention-embracing streak typical of Gryffindors. Even their mock-dramatic confidence, like “I'd take yo bitch just look at me” and “HIDE YO WIFEY SHE MIGHT SCREAM FOR ME 🫣😝😝😝😛😛😛” (https://x.com/CrusherNotDrip/status/2012432119478313322), reads as performative bravado rather than calculated ambition. While there are flashes of creativity and gaming nerdiness, the dominant vibe is reckless courage, theatrical self-expression, and zero hesitation in posting outrageous thoughts—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the restraint of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the strategic calculation of Slytherin.

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The best fit is Eminem – Without Me, a chaotic, self-aware hype track about being the unhinged main character online. Their humor is loud, unserious, and constantly pushing the line, like when they tweet about bizarre scenarios such as “Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks” or over-the-top thirst posts like “I want to eat out of oomf so bad... 🤤🤤🤤 oomf is so tasty and delicious”. They lean into being a chaotic spectacle with tweets like “People pointing at the most insane human being ever to have touched this platform” and self-jokes such as “CrusherNotDrip? more like CrazyNotDrip”, which mirrors the song’s playful self-mythologizing. The track’s mix of edgy jokes, pop-culture references, and ‘I’m back to stir things up’ energy is echoed when they say “you guys are not ready for my next wave of tweets” and when they frame themselves as the platform’s agent of chaos. Overall, Without Me captures their blend of online clowning, ego, and tongue‑in‑cheek menace perfectly.

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