CruxTheCrusader
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Detail-oriented: The tweet 'Finished priming these bad boys' and the steady stream of numbered 'Random military pic post' entries show he cares about craft and presentation.
- Hobbyist Passion: Regular Warhammer tags and the exclamation 'By the God Emperor I’m tweaking' indicate deep enthusiasm and devotion to his hobbies.
- Self-aware Humor: He jokes about his follower count and collections — 'checks follower count ... Genuinely curious, why are yall following me?' and 'I’m starting to accumulate my own pile of shame' — showing playful self-awareness.
- Supportive Patron: By publicly thanking creators 'Thanks again for taking my commission @SharkuWave' he demonstrates appreciation and support for artists in his circle.
- Curatorial Eye: The recurring 'Random military pic post' series and sharing of art like 'Beautiful art of Von Valancius and Cassia Orsellio' show an ability to collect and showcase work others will enjoy.
Weaknesses:
- Collector’s Guilt: Calling his stash a 'pile of shame' reveals the emotional cost of accumulating models and sketches.
- Niche Focus: His heavy Warhammer and military-art concentration ('#warhammer40k', 'Random military pic post') may limit broader audience appeal.
- Over-sharer (of the niche): Posting a string of similarly themed image posts might overwhelm casual followers, as seen in the numbered 'Random military pic post' series.
- Impulsive Purchases: 'I regret buying guard proxies with beards' signals decisions bought in the heat of hobby excitement rather than measured planning.
- Low Social Reach: The tongue-in-cheek 'gains three new followers this week Genuinely curious, why are yall following me?' highlights a very small audience and possible insecurity around it.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy is the Simpsons character that best matches Crux: both are devoted to niche fandoms, curate collections, and speak in a voice that blends connoisseur snark with genuine enthusiasm. Crux's admission like 'I regret buying guard proxies with beards' and his steady themed posts mirror the way Comic Book Guy catalogs, critiques, and laments his treasures while still loving them dearly.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
ISTP suits Crux: Introversion is suggested by the small follower base and personal, hobby-focused tweets like 'gains three new followers this week Genuinely curious, why are yall following me?' showing private enjoyment rather than broad outreach; Sensing appears in his hands-on actions 'Finished priming these bad boys' and frequent visual posts; Thinking shows in his pragmatic judgment 'I regret buying guard proxies with beards' where he evaluates choices bluntly; Perceiving appears in his flexible posting style and ongoing projects ('Random military pic post 11/12/13/14' and playing 'a lot of Mass Effect recently'), indicating adaptability and spontaneity. Overall, the practical, workshop-first, quietly enthusiastic maker vibe matches ISTP well.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I were a Guard proxy, I'd grow a beard just to stand next to you — but I promise I’d still be the best-painted model in your pile of shame.
- Are you a Mass Effect DLC? Because every time you post, my heart-leveling curve goes up — and yes, I’ve said 'masked women are indeed extremely hot'.
- Do you accept commissions? Because I’d pay in coffee and praise to get a cameo in your next 'Random military pic post'.
- If you primed me like 'these bad boys', I’d never chip — I promise eternal topcoat.
- Call me Shepard: I’ll follow you anywhere, even into your 'pile of shame', as long as there are snacks and minis.
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Warhammer hobbyist • Miniatures priming & painting • Military art collector • Mass Effect player & meme appreciator • Commissions admirer — constantly tweaking 'By the God Emperor'.– @CruxTheCrusader
Your signature cocktail
The Primed Crusader
This dark, slightly bitter cocktail mirrors Crux’s grimdark hobby and knack for preparing minis: the 'priming' is the sugar-rim and smoky note, the blackberry/rum gives a rich Warhammer-flavored depth, and the lime adds the zesty kick his playful tweets bring ('Genuinely curious, why are yall following me?'). It’s simultaneously refined (commissions, art) and a little theatrical ('By the God Emperor I’m tweaking').
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Crux leans Ravenclaw because his feed centers on craft, curation, and a thoughtful appreciation for detail; 'Finished priming these bad boys' and the steady 'Random military pic post' rollouts show method and an aesthetic sensibility. He collects and commissions art ('Thanks again for taking my commission @SharkuWave'), which aligns with Ravenclaw's value of knowledge and creative expression. His fondness for tactical and lore-heavy worlds (Warhammer, Mass Effect) suggests an enjoyment of deep systems and ideas rather than pure bravado, which fits Ravenclaw better than Gryffindor or Slytherin.
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Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones
The double-meaning works well: a grim, brooding tone that fits Warhammer's aesthetic and a playful nod to model-painting ('Finished priming these bad boys'). The lyric mood pairs with his devotion to dark, military art and the slightly dramatic 'By the God Emperor I’m tweaking' energy, making it an ironic, fitting anthem.
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