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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking: Kaede juggles multiple responsibilities, such as preparing lessons and working night shifts, as shown in '7 часов делала презу, домашку и тд материалы.'
- Creative: Their passion for art and storytelling shines through tweets like 'господи все что я хочу с детства это рисовать в тишине картинки.'
- Empathetic: Despite their struggles, they help others, like assisting a new colleague: 'Блять у нас новенький и приходится ему теперь помогать тоже.'
- Humorous: Kaede uses humor to cope with challenges, as seen in 'вот сучка не слушала подкасты по саморазвитию в тюрьме.'
- Reflective: They frequently analyze their own thoughts and behaviors, as shown in 'мне никто по настоящему не интересен, кроме себя.'
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: Kaede often expresses negative self-perceptions, such as 'не думаю, что заслуживаю нормальной жизни.'
- Overcommitting: They tend to take on too much, like attending an intellectual lecture despite being exhausted: 'это была супер странная штука.'
- Pessimistic: Their tweets often reflect a bleak outlook, such as 'если я повязну когда нибудь в долгах без большой надежды выпутаться, то убьюсь к херам.'
- Socially Guarded: They struggle with maintaining connections, as shown in 'не могу целую неделю найти силы на то, чтобы написать человеку 'спасибо.''
- Easily Overwhelmed: Kaede frequently expresses feeling overwhelmed, like in 'Когда накатывает волна уныния прямо во время работы это пиздец.'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Kaede's introspection, artistic pursuits, and intellectual curiosity mirror Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, Kaede navigates existential questions ('мне никто по настоящему не интересен, кроме себя') and engages with creative and intellectual activities ('господи все что я хочу с детства это рисовать в тишине картинки'). Their occasional sarcasm and dark humor also align with Lisa's personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Kaede's introspection, emotional depth, and creative struggles align with the INFP personality type. Their tweet 'мне никто по настоящему не интересен, кроме себя' reflects the INFP's tendency for deep self-reflection. Their passion for art ('господи все что я хочу с детства это рисовать в тишине картинки') and occasional idealism ('в счастливой реальности я бы накопила деньги на поездку в яп') further support this type. Additionally, their empathetic moments, such as helping a new colleague ('Блять у нас новенький и приходится ему теперь помогать тоже'), highlight the INFP's caring nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an unfinished art piece? Because I can't stop thinking about how perfect you could be.
- Did you sketch my heart? Because it feels like your masterpiece.
- If you were a lecture on Walter Benjamin, I'd stay up all night just to understand every part of you.
- Are you a shawarma? Because I'd take a taxi across the city just for a chance to savor your company.
- Are you a tablet? Because even if it's awkward at first, I can't imagine creating without you.
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Artist, overthinker, and night-shift survivor. Drawing my way through existential dread. Fluent in sarcasm and dark humor. Always chasing that elusive 'light' story idea.– @crying_kaede8
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Muse
The 'Midnight Muse' reflects Kaede's introspective and creative personality. The black vodka represents their darker, self-reflective side ('мне никто по настоящему не интересен, кроме себя'), while the cherry liqueur adds a touch of sweetness, symbolizing their humor and empathy ('Редко бывает, но иногда все таки бывает, что некоторые люди кажутся настолько классными'). The tonic water and silver glitter capture their artistic spark and resilience.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Kaede's intellectual curiosity and creative struggles align with Ravenclaw traits. Their efforts to create meaningful art, like 'я пытаюсь придумать относительно светлый сюжет,' and their engagement with lectures on Walter Benjamin reflect a thirst for knowledge. However, their introspection and self-criticism, such as 'мне никто по настоящему не интересен, кроме себя,' also highlight the house's more reflective and complex side.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Kaede's tweets, such as 'мне никто по настоящему не интересен, кроме себя,' evoke the song's themes of solitude and introspection. Their creative struggles ('я пытаюсь придумать относительно светлый сюжет') and dark humor ('вот сучка не слушала подкасты по саморазвитию в тюрьме') align with the song's melancholic yet defiant tone.
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