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Moe Szyslak is the bar owner who is constantly battling depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts, which mirrors this user’s frequent mentions of mental health struggles, such as “it’s so fucking hot and i’m working in a warehouse w no ac,, i think it’s time to kms” and “bro all my zoloft is doing is making me feel sick… why do people take this shit”. Like Moe’s volatile mood swings and self‑destructive coping (e.g., drinking, yelling), the user’s tweets show intense emotional outbursts: “don’t even mention homophobia to me it’s gonna make me kms” and “i’m frothing at the mouth hhhrbbrbfbfbrbrfrrrrhrhrth”. Both are also isolated fans of niche interests—Moe’s odd bar patrons and the user’s obsessive fandoms for Gojo, Wesker, Silent Hill, etc., reflected in posts like “i love satoru gojo so much …” and “my crashout last night when leon was revealed…”. Their pattern of feeling misunderstood, seeking validation, and alternating between excitement and despair aligns closely with Moe’s tragic‑comic persona.

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The user constantly seeks interaction and shares personal updates, a hallmark of extraversion, as seen in tweets like 'chat what do we think abt it pronouns ,,? asking for a friend 😁' and 'my babies <3'. Their focus on concrete sensory details—hair dye colors, physical symptoms, and in‑game events—shows a sensing preference, illustrated by 'this is the first time i’ve dyed my hair red and it actually came out red instead of pink' and 'bro all my zoloft is doing is making me feel sick'. Emotional language and value‑driven statements dominate, indicating a feeling orientation, for example 'i love satoru gojo so much im losing my mind' and 'i miss my wife'. The chaotic, spontaneous posting style without clear long‑term planning points to perceiving, as seen in the rapid shifts between topics like 'i need a new skin rn' and 'i’m considering making one of those be my moot posts'. Overall the combination of E‑S‑F‑P traits fits the ESFP personality type.

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Horror-game streamer & anime fan, 21, trans, mental-health advocate. Survived a Silent Hill night on zero sleep - now I drink coffee for the rest of my life.– @cryptidinurbed

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The Wesker's Gojo Serum is a chaotic blend that mirrors Lucien's love for horror, anime, and the roller‑coaster of their mental health. The electric blue Curacao represents Gojo Satoru’s iconic eyes, while the dark black vodka echoes Albert Wesker’s villainous aura and the "serum" vibe from Resident Evil. A splash of vivid green Midori pays homage to Rebecca Chambers, the "glorious queen" they constantly mention ("where’s my glorious queen rebecca"). The fizz of an energy drink captures the frantic "frothing at the mouth" moments ("i’m frothing at the mouth hhhrbbrbfbfbrbrfrrrrhrhrth") and the relentless headaches they lament ("i’ve had a massive headache since last night how do i blame this on bhvr"). Finally, a hit of lemon juice adds a sour edge, reflecting the bitterness of "bro all my zoloft is doing is making me feel sick" and the constant battle between joy and pain.

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The user repeatedly seeks personal recognition and status, as seen in tweets like "u guys aren’t ready for my fit tmrw i look so fucking hot" and "if carl isn’t announced as a legendary i’m ending it im so serious," which reflect a strong drive for ambition. They also emphasize being the best or most devoted, for example "i could treat you so well just onechance please ill be the best wife" and highlighting their fan rank "#712 but shhhh." This focus on self‑promotion, influence over game updates, and desire to be at the top aligns with Slytherin’s core value of ambition. While emotional and vulnerable moments appear, the dominant pattern is a self‑centered pursuit of achievement and control, fitting the Slytherin house.

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The lyrics of “Hurt” — “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel” — echo the user’s repeated mentions of self‑destructive thoughts, such as “it’s so fucking hot and i’m working in a warehouse w no ac,, i think it’s time to kms” and “bro all my zoloft is doing is making me feel sick… why do people take this shit”. Their tweet about “i love satoru gojo so much im losing my mind” shows a feeling of losing control, which matches the line “the needle tears a hole”. The constant references to “my babies <3” and “my crashout last night when leon was revealed… where’s my glorious queen rebecca” illustrate a desperate search for connection while feeling broken, a theme central to “Hurt”. The song’s mournful tone also reflects the user’s struggles with medication, headaches, and identity, as seen in “bro all my zoloft… making me feel sick” and “getting back on testosterone this is big”. Overall, “Hurt” captures the blend of intense fandom, mental anguish, and a yearning for relief that defines the user’s timeline.

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