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Your Simpsons character
Nina shares Bart’s chaotic, rebellious, and nihilistic energy, often using dark humor to cope with deep-seated distress. Just as Bart struggles with authority and mental stability, the user documents a “psychotic episode” and a paranoia involving their ex “possessing me and trying to kill me”. Their volatile self-image and intense reactions to food—labeling themselves a “big fatty” over two donuts—mirrors the extreme impulsivity and self-sabotage seen in The Simpsons' famous prankster. Ultimately, both personalities hide a desperate need for validation behind a mask of “junkorexic” aesthetic and edgy, internet-centric bravado.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nina exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on internal turmoil and solitary experiences, such as feeling invisible to others in public as seen in “me when i see another alt person in public but they don't notice me”. Their Intuition (N) is reflected in their surreal and abstract thought patterns regarding identity and possession, specifically when they claim “my ex is possessing me and trying to kill me”. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as their posts are highly emotionally charged and self-critical, often reacting viscerally to small events like eating donuts or being called a “big fatty”. Finally, they align with Perceiving (P) due to an erratic and spontaneous posting style that focuses on immediate moods rather than structured plans, openly announcing “psychotic episode here we go”.

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Polish-born digital artist and coffee enthusiast. Navigating adulthood at 18 with a focus on wellness and humor. Once took the wrong bus and ended up in a new city.– @cryptiicarnage

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail is as chaotic as Nina’s feed, featuring a high-proof Polish spirit because “im p p Polish...”. It’s a bitter-sweet 'junkorexic' blend that captures the panic of discovering “400 FUCKING CALORIES IN A FUCKING FRAPPUCHINO” while doubling down on the self-deprecation of eating “TWO DONUTS today like the big fatty i am”. The drink is served with an unsettlingly high energy to match the vibe of her “psychotic episode here we go”, and the shimmering glitter represents the 'W' of “losing weight unintentionally” despite a potential terminal illness.

Your Hogwarts House
Nina demonstrates the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and a singular, ambitious focus on personal goals, specifically regarding her 'junkorexic' lifestyle and weight targets. Her self-preservation is warped but evident in how she views potential health risks as a means to an end, tweeting “might have terminal illness or smth but i keep losing weight unintentionally so ig W ??”. She displays the house's signature dark wit and intensity when she reacts to caloric intake by exclaiming “400 FUCKING CALORIES IN A FUCKING FRAPPUCHINO FUCK MY FUCKING CHUD LIFE”. Additionally, her desire for external validation and status within her niche community is clear when she boasts, “BOYFRIEND COMPLIMENTED MY THIGH GAP 😝😝😝”, showcasing a Slytherin-like pride in achieving difficult physical milestones.

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This song perfectly mirrors the user's intense struggle with body image and the validation found in extreme weight loss. The lyrics about counting calories and wanting a smaller waist align with the user's distress over “400 FUCKING CALORIES IN A FUCKING FRAPPUCHINO” and their pride when a “BOYFRIEND COMPLIMENTED MY THIGH GAP”. The self-deprecating nature of the song matches their habit of calling themselves a “big fatty” after eating. Ultimately, the song captures the cycle of disordered eating and dysmorphia present throughout their timeline, specifically their focus on reaching a “gw: 35kg”. It reflects a desperate desire for beauty through self-destruction.

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