Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: Her interest in economic history ('economic history is easily the most interesting form') suggests a deep desire to understand complex systems.
- Independent Thinking: Supporting Israel while opposing anti-BDS laws ('Despite being very very firm in my support for Israel I’ve always found things like anti BDS laws and kissing the Western Wall as unnecessary and wrong') demonstrates an ability to form her own opinions.
- Self-Awareness: Questioning if she's toned down her edge ('wait question does it seem like i’ve toned down the edge on my account relatively speaking to a few months ago') shows an awareness of her online persona.
- Humorous: Calling herself 'retarded' for buying books when she has Spotify ('i am retarded why have i been spending money on books i have spotify premium') indicates a willingness to laugh at herself.
- Aesthetic Appreciation: Listening to 80s Japanese music while reading about Korean economics ('listening to 80s japanese music while reading about the korean economic boom>>>') suggests a refined sense of taste.
Weaknesses:
- Edgy Provocateur: Her use of strong language and controversial opinions ('i’m far more bigoted than average but also far more accepting of different lifestyles than average') can be off-putting to some.
- Contradictory: Living in self-imposed exile while not laying the groundwork for her future ('tbh to an extent it wouldn’t be inaccurate to say i kind of live in self imposed exile from life outside of working on securing a future that i simultaneously take no steps to lay a foundation for besides getting better at mimicry and working on looks') suggests internal conflict.
- High Standards: Unfollowing people for posting something 'WAYYYY too retarded' indicates a potentially judgmental attitude.
- Self-Deprecating: Her self-deprecating humor ('i am retarded why have i been spending money on books i have spotify premium') may mask deeper insecurities.
- Impulsive: Submitting a law assignment based on a review after getting drunk ('one of the most absurd experiences of mine was when we had to watch a movie for law hw & i was drunk as shit after a night at a friends & trying to understand it, failing to, giving up, copying something from a review, submitting it and going to bed') suggests a lack of planning.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Crystal shares similarities with Lisa Simpson, particularly in her intellectual curiosity and tendency to express unpopular opinions. Like Lisa, Crystal is interested in complex topics like economics and history ('economic history is easily the most interesting form'). Her willingness to voice controversial opinions, even if they are 'bigoted', mirrors Lisa's tendency to challenge the status quo. Both characters are intelligent and opinionated, sometimes to the point of being socially awkward.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Crystal's personality aligns with the ENTP (Extraverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving) type. She enjoys debating and challenging conventional wisdom, as evidenced by her willingness to express controversial opinions. Her intellectual curiosity and interest in economics, history, and philosophy suggest a preference for abstract thinking and exploring new ideas. She seems adaptable and open-minded, as shown by her willingness to engage with different perspectives and her admission that she's changed her mind on certain issues ('reply & i'll tell you an issue you've somewhat changed my mind on or at least made me more sympathetic to if i can think of any'). Her edgy humor and willingness to push boundaries align with the ENTP's tendency to be unconventional and provocative.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a sin, carbon, or land tax? Because I'm ready to support you.
- Is your name Deregulation? Because you're making my heart race.
- Are you a snow day? Because I want to stay in bed with you all day.
- Do you believe in free trade? Because I'd love to exchange numbers.
- Are you an early 20th century Canadian history book? Because I'd love to explore you.
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Aspiring Economic Historian | PhD Candidate (backup of @neocasarvatism) | Edgy takes on politics & culture | Runs in wifebeaters, fueled by 80s J-pop | Unfollows liberally for 'retarded' takes.– @crystalcasquete
Your signature cocktail
The Casa Lore
The 'Casa Lore' cocktail reflects Crystal's Canadian heritage, her intellectual curiosity, and her edgy personality. The Rye Whiskey represents her strong opinions and willingness to challenge conventional wisdom. The Maple Syrup pays homage to her Canadian roots and adds a touch of sweetness to balance the bitterness. Angostura Bitters provide a complex flavor profile, reflecting her interest in complex topics like economics and history. The Orange Peel adds a touch of elegance and sophistication, while the Canadian Whisky reinforces her national identity. It's a cocktail that is both bold and refined, just like Crystal herself.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Crystal would likely be sorted into Slytherin. Her ambition is evident in her focus on securing a future, even if she doesn't actively work towards it ('tbh to an extent it wouldn’t be inaccurate to say i kind of live in self imposed exile from life outside of working on securing a future that i simultaneously take no steps to lay a foundation for besides getting better at mimicry and working on looks'). Her pragmatic decision to attend a school with better university connections over one with a famous alumnus ('fun bit of casa lore: i was accepted to the same boarding school mccain went to but didn’t go bc the one im at has better connections to good unis') shows cunning and resourcefulness. Her 'edge' and willingness to express controversial opinions align with Slytherin's disregard for societal norms. She knows what she wants and isn't afraid to be a bit ruthless in getting it.
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Tokyo - Yung Lean
The song 'Tokyo' by Yung Lean captures a sense of alienation and self-imposed exile, which resonates with Crystal's admission that she kind of lives in self imposed exile from life. The song's melancholic and introspective lyrics mirror Crystal's moments of self-reflection and awareness of her insecurities. The song's unique sound and aesthetic align with Crystal's appreciation for 80s Japanese music and her overall sense of style. It's a song that captures the feeling of being an outsider, which seems to be a theme in Crystal's online persona.
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