Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense dedication to F1, Ferrari, Stray Kids and bands, e.g. “odeio tanto a Ferrari, queria bater em cada um dos inúteis que trabalham nessa equipe de merda” and “to colocando “vai ver o skz dnv” em todos os nomes possíveis PQ EU VOU VER O SKZ DNV”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses irony and self‑deprecating jokes, like “primeiro Natal que eu passo igual uma mendiga” and “esse norris é um BAGRE”.
- Socially aware: Calls out misogyny and unfair treatment, as in “porra gnt vcs são misóginos e nem escondem, antes as pessoas tinham vergonha de serem filhos da puta” and “de que adianta ela se pronunciar se duas semanas depois vcs vão distorcer tudo que ela disse”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares fear, stress, and affection, e.g. “fico assustada sempre que lembro que meu futuro depende de mim” and “felizmente eu escolhi te amar!!”.
- Engaged commentator: Actively analyzes races, fandom drama and media, such as “eu genuinamente não consigo entender como a maior equipe do automobilismo não consegue fazer um carro bom a 15 anos” and “colocando todos os filmes indicados ao Oscar na watchlist sabendo que vou ver só metade”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggression, like “queria bater em cada um dos inúteis que trabalham nessa equipe de merda” and “esse norris é um BAGRE”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Often frames situations in defeatist terms, e.g. “nunca mais teremos tempos como 99 e 2004, isso me adoece” and “não tenho nem oq comentar sobre essa corrida”.
- Catastrophic reactions: Responds to stress with extreme statements like “EU VOU ME MATAAAAAR” and intense overreactions to races such as “ACABA PELO AMOR DE DEUS”.
- Trust issues: Expresses strong suspicion of others’ intentions, e.g. “essa mulher tá achando que eu nasci ontem né, eu sei oq vc é e sei suas intenções” and “sei que eu sou meio paranóica e vejo coisa onde não tem, MAS EU NÃO TO DOIDA”.
- Stress avoidance: Feels overwhelmed by responsibilities and races, as in “fico assustada sempre que lembro que meu futuro depende de mim”, “pós enem vou parar no primeiro bar que eu ver pela frente”, and “pensando em desligar a tv”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as emotionally intense, opinionated, and reflective, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they care a lot about things and get genuinely frustrated when people or institutions fall short, whether it’s Ferrari’s incompetence (“eu genuinamente não consigo entender como a maior equipe do automobilismo não consegue fazer um carro bom a 15 anos, sério, oq falta pra esses desgraçados conseguirem fazer um carro que preste”) or misogyny online (“porra gnt vcs são misóginos e nem escondem, antes as pessoas tinham vergonha de serem filhos da puta”). They mix this moral streak with sharp sarcasm and dramatic humor, as seen when ranting about Ferrari (“odeio tanto a Ferrari, queria bater em cada um dos inúteis que trabalham nessa equipe de merda”) and mocking other fans (“não é possível que vcs tão procurando um jeito pra cancelar a Mari, oh torcida de contenda”). The user is also very self-aware and anxious about the future, mirroring Lisa’s constant worry about her trajectory (“fico assustada sempre que lembro que meu futuro depende de mim”, “vc sabe que sua idade tá ficando séria quando vc passa metade do dia pensando em trabalho e vestibular”). Finally, their obsession with niche interests (F1, specific bands, Scream franchise, K-pop) and tendency to overthink situations echo Lisa’s intense, nerdy investment in whatever she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: they constantly live-tweet races and exams in a highly outward, performative way, like yelling about Ferrari and Carlos Sainz to their timeline in posts such as “SÓ 5 VOLTAS CARLOS SAINZ, SEGURA ESSA CARROÇA POR FAVOR” and joking about going straight to a bar after ENEM in “pós enem vou parar no primeiro bar que eu ver pela frente”. Their humor and interests point to Intuition over Sensing: they spin situations into dramatic, imaginative narratives (e.g. “2026 e o diabo me tentando”) and react to media, fandom drama, and future possibilities more than concrete, step-by-step details. They seem strongly Feeling: their judgments center on loyalty and values, like defending drivers and artists and calling out misogyny in tweets such as “porra gnt vcs são misóginos e nem escondem, antes as pessoas tinham vergonha de serem filhos da puta” and getting upset at people distorting a woman’s statement in “de que adianta ela se pronunciar se duas semanas depois vcs vão distorcer tudo que ela disse”. Their style is reactive and spontaneous rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they talk about adding a bunch of Oscar movies knowing they’ll only watch half in “colocando todos os filmes indicados ao Oscar na watchlist sabendo que vou ver só metade” and openly admit feeling lost in the championship in “to completamente perdida no campeonato” instead of projecting a carefully planned approach. Emotional intensity, rapid mood shifts, and strong attachments to fandoms (Ferrari, Stray Kids, Taylor Swift, horror franchises) all fit the archetypal ENFP fan who externalizes feelings with humor and exaggeration, as seen in posts like “odeio tanto a Ferrari, queria bater em cada um dos inúteis que trabalham nessa equipe de merda” and “Taylor Swift sua desgraçada”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re ‘saudades de passar raiva com a Ferrari’, so… wanna yell at strategy together while I bring snacks and pretend SF25 isn’t ‘MORTO e ENTERRADO’?
- Since you’re putting ‘vai ver o skz dnv’ in every name possible, how about adding one more event to the schedule: ‘vai ver o skz dnv e depois sair comigo’?
- You said liking rock means never meeting the band so you don’t hate them… good news: I’m not in a band, but I do have a playlist with Pierce the Veil and ‘One Hundred Sleepless Nights’ reserved for our first date.
- You’re in Paris, stressed about work and vestibular, watching Oscar movies and F1 while planning another SKZ concert… that’s not ‘a crise é estética’, that’s just you being accidentally perfect at everything I like.
- If you can scream ‘SÓ 5 VOLTAS CARLOS SAINZ’ pela TV, I promise I’ll be right there beside you, losing my voice over Ferrari pit stops and then calming you down with a Scream marathon, since ‘Pânico’ is your favorite franchise.
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Paris-based F1 ranter & rock/k-pop enthusiast. Once added every Oscar nominee to my watchlist and still rewatched Scream instead.– @cshanna55
Your signature cocktail
Scuderia SKZ Spritz
This cocktail is bitter and dramatic at the base with Campari, channeling all the Ferrari rage from “odeio tanto a Ferrari, queria bater em cada um dos inúteis que trabalham nessa equipe de merda” and “já não sabem fazer um carro que funcione, o único trabalho deles é fazer um carro bonito e nem isso eles conseguem”. A sharp espresso shot captures their exhausted student grind and future anxiety from “fico assustada sempre que lembro que meu futuro depende de mim” and “vc sabe que sua idade tá ficando séria quando vc passa metade do dia pensando em trabalho e vestibular”. Sparkling rosé wine adds a pink, celebratory chaos for F1 podiums and stan joy like “segundo pódio do ano na williams, FALA DELE” and the SKZ excitement in “to colocando “vai ver o skz dnv” em todos os nomes possíveis PQ EU VOU VER O SKZ DNV”. A splash of yuzu or lemon soda brings bright, hyper energy for their loud reactions such as “EU VOU ME MATAAAAAR” and “SÓ 5 VOLTAS CARLOS SAINZ, SEGURA ESSA CARROÇA POR FAVOR”. Finally, the smoked salt rim nods to their salty, slightly toxic-hilarious timeline and rock/emo taste from “gostar de rock é saber que em hipótese alguma vc deve conhecer a vida pessoal dos integrantes se não quiser começar a odiar a banda” and their Pierce The Veil love in “parabéns pierce the veil, vcs são a única banda que tem One hundred slepless nights na discografia”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: sharp competitiveness, a willingness to take sides, and a ruthless edge. Their F1 commentary is intensely partisan and strategic, e.g. celebrating a rival’s misfortune in a very direct way: “ah sim, não posso gostar da desclassificação da equipe RIVAL em um esporte COMPETITIVO”, and openly fantasizing about physically lashing out at incompetence in Ferrari: “odeio tanto a Ferrari, queria bater em cada um dos inúteis que trabalham nessa equipe de merda”. They also display a darkly humorous self‑preservation/nihilistic streak, e.g. under academic pressure and life expectations: “fico assustada sempre que lembro que meu futuro depende de mim” and planning to decompress after ENEM with alcohol: “pós enem vou parar no primeiro bar que eu ver pela frente”, which fits Slytherin’s pragmatic, survival-oriented mindset. There is ambition and long-term focus too—balancing vestibular, work, and future: “vc sabe que sua idade tá ficando séria quando vc passa metade do dia pensando em trabalho e vestibular”. While they clearly care about idols and friends, their default tone is cutting, strategic, and competitive rather than purely loyal or intellectual, making Slytherin the best fit.
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Your song
Long Live - Taylor Swift
A well‑known Taylor Swift anthem like Long Live fits them best because of how central Taylor is in their life and the way they turn fandom into a sense of identity, calling her “minha mãe taylor swift”. The song’s themes of loyalty, resilience, and holding on to shared victories mirror how they stick with their favorites through chaos, whether it’s Formula 1 or music, as seen in their mix of love and rage toward Ferrari in tweets like “odeio tanto a Ferrari, queria bater em cada um dos inúteis que trabalham nessa equipe de merda” and still saying “mas é isso, 2026 é nosso”. Their life feels oriented around big emotional events—seeing SKZ again (“PQ EU VOU VER O SKZ DNV”), Oscars, F1 seasons—which fits a song about commemorating moments that feel legendary. And underneath the sarcasm and complaints, there’s a clear desire to believe in a better future for themselves and their faves, like when they joke about adulthood and vestibular but still keep going, which aligns with the hopeful, triumphant tone of Long Live.
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