Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong emotional investment in streamers and series like Ordem/HEXATOMBE, e.g. intense reactions in “Meudeus eu já tô chorando o fudido do ceras tá com 9 de vida eu vou morte junto com ele #HEXATOMBE”.
- Supportive friend: Openly praises and affectionately teases friends, like calling @ssophwy “minha maconha ambulante” in “Minha maconha ambulante 😍🥰🥰😘😘 @ssophwy” and defending streamers they like.
- Humorous commentator: Uses jokes, memes, and exaggerated reactions to entertain, such as “Ordem paranormal virou youtube shorts” and “Gente que foto amaldiçoada é essa????”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable showing sadness, anger, and joy openly, e.g. “Eu tô chorando mds to tremendo” and “meudeus o que lindo amo eles eu vou chorar”.
- Candid honesty: Speaks directly about opinions, like criticism of fandom expectations in “Nao gente, eles nunca namorariam... Vocês tem que parar de botar expectativa” and calling shifting “ridículo” in “Esses negócios de shifting é tao ridículo que me dá dor só de pensar”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity, e.g. “REBAIXADO É O CARALHO, VSF BBBREMISTA FILHA DA PUTA🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼” and “CANCELEM A VAGABUNDA DA @diaryfeu 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 SUA DESGRAÇA EM PESSOA”.
- Impulsive reactions: Posts intense emotional outbursts in the moment, like “Cellbit porque você nao morre no lugar dos players” and repeated caps-lock panic tweets during episodes.
- Aggressive fandom: Defends ships and creators by attacking others, e.g. frustrated rant about parasocial criticism in “VSF PORRA TUDO É BLOQUEIO PARASSOCIAL NESSA MERDA” and strong language over football/fandom fights.
- Disrespectful insults: Uses demeaning terms for people they dislike, such as “Mataram a vagabunda meudeus eu sou tao feliz #HEXATOMBE” and hostile tone toward @diaryfeu.
- Negativity spikes: Shifts quickly into angry or pessimistic rants about topics like living in the south or their team, as in “Meudeus como eu odeio morar no sul, odeio calor, e te odeio sport club internacional pqp”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, funny, and always stirring drama, but clearly affectionate with their friends and fandoms. They swear a lot, roast people, and lean into over-the-top reactions like “REBAIXADO É O CARALHO, VSF BBBREMISTA FILHA DA PUTA🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼” and “Cellbit porque você nao morre no lugar dos players”, which fits Bart’s rebellious, confrontational energy. They’re loud about their obsessions and parasocial culture, ranting in a very teen-ish way like “VSF PORRA TUDO É BLOQUEIO PARASSOCIAL NESSA MERDA”, echoing Bart’s dramatic, performative style. At the same time, there’s clear emotional attachment and sentimentality under the chaos, seen in tweets like “meudeus eu nao to bem” and “meudeus o que lindo amo eles eu vou chorar”, similar to how Bart secretly cares a lot despite acting tough. Their love of trolling friends (e.g., “CANCELEM A VAGABUNDA DA @diaryfeu” clearly as playful drama) and constant memes give them the same class-clown, agent-of-chaos vibe that defines Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They present as more Extroverted (E) than introverted: they constantly interact with friends, tag people, and dramatize social reactions, e.g. “VOCE RESSUCITOU????????????” and the very theatrical “Gente adeus”, suggesting someone energized by online social contact rather than reserved observation. Their interests and language lean strongly Intuitive (N): instead of focusing on practical, real‑life tasks, they get absorbed in fandoms, hypothetical scenarios and meta-commentary like “Ordem paranormal virou youtube shorts” and analysis of spin-offs in “o povo reclama sobre o final do EP 5 mas gente essa é a coisa mais leve...”. They appear more Feeling (F) than thinking: their tweets are emotional, value-driven and often protective of people/ships, for instance “Como que pode um gremista... namora uma das mulheres que TODAS as sádicas querem beijar” and the grieving “Luto amoga sofia... você era uma pessoa boa demais”. Their reactions are impulsive and playful, pointing to Perceiving (P) rather than judging: they swing from jokes to rants, rarely talk about structure or plans, and often respond spontaneously to live events like streams and games, e.g. “Meudeus eu já tô chorando o fudido do ceras tá com 9 de vida eu vou morte junto com ele #HEXATOMBE”. Taken together—socially expressive, fandom-immersed, very emotional, and spontaneous—the profile fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Cellbit won’t die in lugar dos players, posso eu morrer de amor no seu lugar enquanto a gente xinga o Internacional junto no meio do caos do HEXATOMBE?
- Você que odeia gremista namorando… mas se for pra ser exceção única, eu viro twink sulista só pra ganhar +1000 de aura do seu ladinho.
- Você esperando o céu de madrugada pro João Vitor aparecer e nada… deixa eu ser o eclipse que finalmente chega pra te sequestrar pra uma call de Ordem e fofoca.
- Entre chorar com o labirinto, sofrer com o Ceras e xingar o BBBremista, cê já percebeu que a coisa mais leve da sua vida podia ser eu fazendo café pra você depois de cada live do Cellbit?
- Se o Djavan é poeta puro e te fez chorar, imagina eu escrevendo uma música só com seus tweets, começando por ‘meudeus eu amo tanto essa menina que chega a dor’ e terminando com ‘LINDOS’ sobre a gente.
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South Brazil | Internacional sufferer, Ordem Paranormal & Twitch enjoyer. Once cried over a Cellbit stream AND a soccer match on the same night.– @csquadnick
Your signature cocktail
Hexatombe Highball do Mutilador Noturno
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for their chaotic, late-night, overcaffeinated fandom life, like when they’re trembling over lives and matches in posts such as “Eu tô chorando mds to tremendo”. The red energy drink channels both their love–hate intensity with football and streamers, screaming things like “REBAIXADO É O CARALHO, VSF BBBREMISTA FILHA DA PUTA🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼” and the blood-and-aura drama of “Mataram a vagabunda meudeus eu sou tao feliz #HEXATOMBE”. Spicy cinnamon syrup represents the aggressive affection and delightfully unfiltered insults they throw at friends, as in “CANCELEM A VAGABUNDA DA @diaryfeu 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 SUA DESGRAÇA EM PESSOA”. A squeeze of lime cuts through the chaos like their rare, tender moments of admiration, from “Meudeus eu amo tanto essa menina que chega a dor” to calling someone “Minha maconha ambulante 😍🥰🥰😘😘”. Finally, the charcoal-black salted rim nods to their edgy username and dark humor—“mutilador noturno”—and their taste for drama, like demanding “Cellbit porque você nao morre no lugar dos players”, making this an intense, slightly toxic, but weirdly comforting fandom-fueled highball.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The dominant traits in these tweets are boldness, impulsiveness, and a tendency to loudly stand up for their feelings and opinions, which are classic Gryffindor qualities. They frequently react with intense emotion and zero restraint, like yelling about football and rivalry in tweets such as “REBAIXADO É O CARALHO, VSF BBBREMISTA FILHA DA PUTA🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼” and “NAO BEA, GRÊMIO É O CARALHO”, showing fiery, confrontational courage. Their stream/fandom reactions are similarly dramatic and protective, for example “Cellbit porque você nao morre no lugar dos players” and “Cellbit nao”, which read like a hero-complex projection onto their favorites. They also defend their views bluntly even when they go against fandom consensus, as in “Claro é um shipp muito nada haver e nem tem 1 interação, wtf fandom de ordem quer canonizar um shipp que nem teve uma sequer interação” and “ai porque nao pode shippar ... VSF PORRA TUDO É BLOQUEIO PARASSOCIAL NESSA MERDA”, which shows a willingness to stand up for what they think despite backlash. While there is loyalty and humor, the overarching vibe is loud, passionate, sometimes reckless emotional honesty—much more in line with Gryffindor than the more reserved or strategic Slytherin, rational Ravenclaw, or steady Hufflepuff.
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Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is Anti‑Hero because their timeline mixes intense self-awareness, drama, and chaotic humor, just like the song’s narrator. They constantly swing between over-the-top reactions to fandom and games and self-referential jokes, for example calling someone their “maconha ambulante” in “Minha maconha ambulante 😍🥰🥰😘😘 @ssophwy” while also melting down over streams in “meudeus eu nao to bem”. Their timeline is full of parasocial/fandom reflection and frustration, like “VSF PORRA TUDO É BLOQUEIO PARASSOCIAL NESSA MERDA”, which mirrors the song’s theme of overthinking relationships and how others see you. The mix of dark humor and genuine emotion shows up when they joke aggressively with friends in “CANCELEM A VAGABUNDA DA @diaryfeu 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 SUA DESGRAÇA EM PESSOA” yet also tweet heartfelt grief in “Luto amoga sofia Não dá pra acreditar que você se foi tão rápido, você era uma pessoa boa demais #luto @sodiaaf”. That combination of chaotic, dramatic, self-aware energy is exactly the vibe of Anti‑Hero.
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