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Your Simpsons character
Lyle’s chaotic humor and mischievous nature align him with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, Lyle thrives on sarcasm and absurdity, as seen in 'Sometimes I fantasize about Eddie Howe coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb.' Bart's pranks and Lyle's chaotic tweets, like burning pasta and setting off alarms, share a similar vibe. Both have a knack for stirring up laughter and embracing their quirks.

Your MBTI personality Type
Lyle embodies ENFP traits: outgoing, quirky, and full of ideas. His extraversion shines in his humorous and engaging tweets, like 'me when someone farts 😂🤣.' His intuitive and creative side is evident in 'teaching myself Uzbek' and dreaming about bizarre Eddie Howe games. His feeling side comes through in his loyalty to Newcastle United and love for his kitten. Lastly, his perceiving nature is clear in his chaotic, spontaneous humor, such as 'tried microwaving leftover pasta and burnt it really bad.'

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Football fanatic 🏟️ | #NUFC die-hard | Eddie Howe enthusiast | Sarcastic, chaotic, and occasionally self-deprecating | Dreaming of Uzbek fluency and better pasta skills.– @ctemaxxing

Your signature cocktail
The 'Magpie Madness' cocktail reflects Lyle’s chaotic, football-loving personality. Newcastle Brown Ale pays homage to his team, while vodka adds a kick of unpredictability, much like his tweets. Blackcurrant liqueur and lemon juice bring sweetness and zest, mirroring his humor. Club soda adds the fizz of his energetic personality. It’s a drink as bold and quirky as Lyle himself.

Your Hogwarts House
Lyle's self-deprecating humor, relatability, and loyalty to Newcastle United align with Hufflepuff traits. His tweet 'just realised I'm deadarse going to be 5'2 for the rest of my life' highlights his grounded nature. His love for his kitten ('GOT A NEW KITTEN WHAT SHOULD WE NAME HER') reflects Hufflepuff's caring and nurturing side. While he’s sarcastic and chaotic, his loyalty to his football club and quirky, wholesome moments make Hufflepuff the best fit.

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This iconic football anthem suits Lyle's unwavering love for Newcastle United. His tweet 'Who is Eddie Howe you ask? Well let me answer: in math, he is my solution...' reflects the song’s passion for football. The mix of humor and hope in the song mirrors his chaotic yet loyal tweets about his team. It’s a perfect anthem for his football-centric, humorous personality.

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