Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Animal Lover: She expresses deep compassion for animals, advocating for a mouse's safety and considering adopting a senior cat because no one else loves it.
- Creative: She shares various artistic projects, including making a 3D sculpt, crafting dinosaur masks, and designing handmade jewelry.
- Academically Motivated: Despite her struggles, she shows determination by completing six assignments in one day to get caught up with school.
- Affectionate Sibling: She shows genuine joy in her younger brother's interests, tweeting “yippee!!! my little brother is still a furry!!!!”.
- Self-Aware: She recognizes the unhealthy nature of her coping mechanisms, noting that her attachment to a fictional character is “unhealthy”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm: She frequently documents using blades for cutting and burning as a way to cope with her emotions.
- Disordered Eating: She actively participates in "edtwt" and celebrates going 39 hours with only liquid calories.
- Paranoid Ideation: She exhibits signs of psychosis, believing missing children are put into meat products and creating religions while off medication.
- Suicidal Ideation: She repeatedly threatens to end her life, even asking if she “should go live” when she attempts suicide.
- Hostile Communication: She admits to being banned for telling others to kill themselves and using aggressive language toward social workers.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the dark nature of her posts, this user shares Lisa Simpson’s core traits of being a highly sensitive, intellectually intense outcast who finds solace in specific subcultures and social justice. Like Lisa, she is an avid animal lover who claims “cats are too pure for this world” and expresses deep empathy for others, such as when she “wanted to love” a senior cat no one else wanted. Her complex relationship with her family and feeling misunderstood by parental figures mirrors Lisa’s frequent existential crises and feelings of being the “terrible daughter” in a dysfunctional household. Furthermore, her intense academic bursts where she “did 6 assignments today” and her passion for creative outlets like 3D sculpting and drawing reflect Lisa’s high-achieving but emotionally turbulent nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user is an Introvert (I) who retreats to solitary hobbies like 3D sculpting and manga, even stating “i fucking wish i had online friends so we could talk in the discord server im making for no one”. They exhibit Intuition (N) by focusing on abstract theories and symbols, such as “the religion i made in psychosis” and looking for hidden meanings in media. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are highly emotionally charged, often expressing deep distress over interpersonal conflicts and an intense attachment to fictional characters like Shoto, whom they feel “would understand my trauma”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is seen in their struggle with structure and disorganized daily life, admitting “i did 6 assignments today when i usually do 0”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an assignment? Because even though you usually do zero, I’d love to be one of the six you actually finish today.
- If we were in the Eltingville Club together, I’d definitely give you the 'collectors edition' of my heart.
- You can keep the hand-me-down shoes and the stationaries, but I’d love to be the one thing you actually decide to keep for more than a year.
- I promise I’m way better at listening than your brother’s loud music, and I’d never put a pillow over your head—unless we’re having a cozy movie night.
- Forget about recruiting people to your Roblox religion; I’m already a total believer in you.
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Aspiring 3D sculptor and multimedia artist with a passion for senior cat rescue. Exploring the world of creature design through clay and dino masks.– @cttingnstrving
Your signature cocktail
The Jolly Little Misandrist
This experimental drink is a chaotic mix of highs and lows, much like the creator who claims “CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING AWESOME” while simultaneously declaring “fuck ALL men... im a misandrist ✌️”. The protein shake base honors their recent streak of consuming nothing but “liquid calories”, providing a thick texture to mask the saltiness of the Slim Jim infusion. It is served with a “crunchy” noodle garnish, reflecting their unique culinary skills. Despite the bitter undertones of “PTSD sucks :(”, the glitter on top captures that fleeting, manic “yippee!!!” energy found in their brotherly celebrations and late-night fandom obsessions.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a strong sense of resourcefulness and self-preservation, often hiding their true activities from authority figures, such as when they plan to “lie and say i deleted twitter” to maintain their online community. They exhibit the house's characteristic ambition through a desire to be seen and validated in their struggles, explicitly stating, “i need someone to see me and genuinely worry about me. i need to get worse”. There is also a notable cunning in how they navigate social dynamics, such as when they admit to “contacting known predators asking them to groom me” simply to gain attention. Finally, their intense loyalty is focused narrowly on their own chosen 'inner circle' and interests, such as their protective stance over cats or their possessive claim that “i KNOW i like mha more than them and i feel like i need to prove it”.
Your movie
Your song
Numb - Linkin Park
This song perfectly encapsulates the user's struggle with overbearing family expectations and the desire to be seen as an individual. The lyrics mirror their despair over a mother who suggests they need a “new personality” and a domestic environment where they feel “sick of being mistreated” by a violent brother. The user explicitly seeks external validation for their pain, stating, “i need someone to see me and genuinely worry about me”, which reflects the song's theme of feeling smothered and unheard. Ultimately, the track's focus on the burden of trauma and the fight for identity resonates with a teen who claims people on shedtwt are “whats keeping me alive” amidst a deep mental health crisis.
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