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Your Simpsons character
This account feels most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, irreverent and constantly oscillating between dark humor and genuine vulnerability. They’re openly reckless and proud of basic teenage trouble, like in “Você é inocente? 1. Fumei ✅ 2. Matei aula ✅ 3. Fugi de casa ✅ ... Só coisa básica 🙏🏻”, which mirrors Bart’s constant school problems and rule-breaking. The aggressive, over-the-top humor in posts such as “MORREU É? QUE PENA🎊🎊🎉🎉🥳🥳💥💥💥💥💥PAPAPAPAPAP BOW🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉TRA TRA TRA TRA BOW BOW🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊” and “Vou me matar na frente de geral” matches Bart’s tendency to turn everything into a dramatic, shocking joke. At the same time, there’s a softer side with attachment to family and friends, like “Ela é a única que me ama☹️💗” and “AMO MEU PAI!!”, similar to how Bart secretly cares deeply about the people close to him. The constant sexual jokes and impulsive desire, as in “AI MENINO VEY BESTA, ME COME LOGO🖕🏻” and “Algum dia eu irei morrer de tesão, aguardem.”, also fit Bart’s adolescent, boundary-pushing energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extravert (E) tendencies: they constantly talk about other people, school, parties, sex, and social dynamics, e.g. “Tava pensando aqui, oq o pessoal que me conhece na vida real e me segue no twitter pensa depois de ver esses negócios estranhos que eu repúblico?” and “E só no ônibus que a gente vê gente bnt puta merda”, and they clearly feed off interaction and drama rather than preferring a quiet, private life. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they like exaggeration, metaphor, and big emotional/ideological statements rather than concrete practical detail, e.g. “Temos que parar de acreditar no amor dos outros pq o teu amor é a tua única verdade!” and “Canibalismo como metáfora do amor”. They lean Feeling (F) because their tweets center on emotions, relationships, and moral reactions rather than logic or systems, like “Eu não sei oq eu tô sentindo, mas saibam que eu tô sentindo” and the conflicted happiness in “O ABUSADOR DO MEU TIO ACABOU DE MORRER, TO ME SENTINDO PÉSSIMA POR ESTAR FELIZ 🙂🙂”. Their tone and behavior are clearly Perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, and unplanned—mood swings, last‑minute decisions, and embracing mess, seen in “EU VOUS REU UM SIRTO PSICÓTICO…”, “A carne é fraca, muito fraca”, and “Agr que nenhum conhecido meu tem a chance de mexer no tt eu vou repostar td que me der vontade”. Altogether, the energetic, emotional, chaotic, people‑oriented style aligns best with ENFP.

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Surviving school, oversharing on X, and accidentally funding kids after class. Coffee, chaos, and Duolingo streaks keep me semi-functional.– @cu349041

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This cocktail is strong, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who says they are “a um fio de cabelo de ter um surto psicótico” and “EU VOUS REU UM SIRTO PSICÓTICO IWFWIFh tak hj até+@&2'8@” while still laughing through it all. The spicy cachaça reflects their horny, reckless energy from lines like “AI MENINO VEY BESTA, ME COME LOGO🖕🏻” and “Algum dia eu irei morrer de tesão, aguardem.”. Guaraná and sparkling rosé bring hyperactive, Brazilian-chaotic sweetness, echoing their love for drama and late-night texts like “1:45 DA MANHÃ E EU RECEBO UM TEXTO TOTALMENTE PORNOGRÁFICO SANTO DEUS”. The bitter pink grapefruit mirrors the mix of sadness and sarcasm behind “Hj tá um dia tão horrível que eu não levantei da cama nem pra comer” and “Tomara que eu morra🙌🏻🙌🏻”, giving the drink emotional bite. Finally, the black salt and candy rim captures how they glamorize mess and darkness—celebrating when “O ABUSADOR DO MEU TIO ACABOU DE MORRER, TO ME SENTINDO PÉSSIMA POR ESTAR FELIZ 🙂🙂” yet still posting with glitter and drama. This is not a subtle drink; it’s loud, sweet, unfiltered, and a little dangerous—exactly like a timeline where “PASSEI 2 DIAS SEM MEXER NESSA REDE, EU NUNCA FUI TÃO TRISTE QUANTO NESSES DOIS DIAS🚫🚫🚫” is said completely seriously.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is intensely impulsive, emotionally explosive, and drawn to chaotic, high-intensity experiences, all of which are core Gryffindor traits. They talk about being on the verge of a breakdown in a very raw, dramatic way (“Eu estou a um fio de cabelo de ter um surto psicótico”), and openly fantasize about reckless, extreme actions like “Vou me matar na frente de geral” and going to the beach in a storm (“Ir pra praia num meio de um temporal e puro suco da coragem”), which signals risky boldness rather than cautious self-preservation. They also revel in confrontational, almost combative humor, e.g. “Já posso voltar a espalhar ódio” and mocking people directly (“'quem me conhece sabe' quem te conhece sabe que tu és gay né querido🙏🏻🙏🏻”), showing a willingness to say what they think without fear of backlash. At the same time, they show fierce loyalty and emotional attachment, like when they gush about their father’s support (“ESSE HOMEM ME APOIA EM TUDO MESMO QUE EU MUDE DE IDEIA 15 VEZES POR DIA” and “AMO MEU PAI!!”), which fits the protective, ride-or-die side of Gryffindor. Their worldview feels driven more by feelings, intensity, and daring than by long-term ambition (Slytherin) or orderly diligence (Hufflepuff), or cool intellectual detachment (Ravenclaw), making Gryffindor the best fit.

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A fitting song for @cu349041 is Teenage Dream because so many of their tweets capture the chaotic intensity, romance, and drama of late-teen life. They joke openly about sex and desire, like in “Algum dia eu irei morrer de tesão, aguardem.” and “AI MENINO VEY BESTA, ME COME LOGO🖕🏻”, which matches the song’s passionate, reckless energy. At the same time, they’re self-aware and emotional, oscillating between collapse and humor in posts like “Eu estou a um fio de cabelo de ter um surto psicótico” and “Hj tá um dia tão horrível que eu não levantei da cama nem pra comer”, echoing the vulnerable side of the lyrics. Their dramatic love/attachment tweets — for example “Quero ficar assim 3 horas seguidas com ele” and “Eu prometendo que nunca mais ia ficar com ele... Olha eu aqui” — mirror the cyclical intensity and emotional highs in Teenage Dream. Even their playful self-confidence in lines like “Tudo bem ele ser feio, eu sou linda por nós dois✋🏻” fits the youthful, bold, slightly messy spirit of the song.

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