Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observant analyst: Shows sharp social and cultural observation, e.g. dissecting male beauty standards in “male looksmaxxing is lowkey feminist…” and transgressive gay literature in “why do transgressive gay guy novelists…”.
- Culturally literate: References films, music, astrology, and geopolitics (e.g. Y Tu Mamá También in “just finished my fourth rewatch…”, Almodóvar in “french extremist films and almodovar's matador…”, and Indonesian/Chinese dynamics in “trying to look for a job rn…”).
- Self-aware humorist: Uses self-deprecating and meta humor, like joking about being a terrible boyfriend if a guy in “gw ga bisa rilet id be a deadbeat avoidant bf…” and mocking their own lower-case typing in “I'll be 21 next year i gotta stop typing in all lower caps dude”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares stress and vulnerability about college and life in “college is so mean to me (girl who likes sleeping all the time)” and “how it feels to be working on an important assignment last minute…”.
- Curious people-watcher: Enjoys studying others’ behavior, stating they stalk social media to ‘observe people’ in “i just really like looking at people's retweets…”, which reflects genuine curiosity about human nature.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly judgmental: Uses demeaning labels like “slop consuming goycattle” in “everyone i know who dislike that sore movie…” and calls Americans “annoying and disingenuous” in “americans are annoying and disingenuous…”.
- Self-destructive rhetoric: Posts extreme despair like “can someone kill me already” and “do you know how it feels to be completely and utterly raped by the world”, signaling unhealthy coping expression.
- Provocative insensitivity: Uses charged or offensive framing, e.g. “devil creatures known as dogs” in “the world would seriously be a better place if these devil creatures known as dogs didn't exist” and inflammatory political/religious jokes in “b(oy) + (g)irl = goy proof that heterosexuality was an Israeli invention”.
- Elitist superiority: Frames others as beneath them for tastes or politics, e.g. saying people who like a certain movie are “slop consuming goycattle” in “everyone i know who dislike that sore movie…” and calling Indonesians “tolol goblok semuanya” in “dahlah orang indonesia emang tolol goblok semuanya”.
- Negativity fixation: Frequently predicts societal collapse and technofeudalism in “the fall of civilization is near…” and “we are lowkey closer and closer to being in a transhumanist technofeudalist society”, and often describes the country as “beyond raped” in “this country is beyond raped”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, politically opinionated, and often exhausted by everyone else’s stupidity. She blends sharp leftist/anti-imperialist takes and media critique, like when she analyzes cultural politics in tweets such as “anyone who is older than 10 and has a decent understanding of geopolitics knows that this guy is just a mossad agent. dude is literally buried in israel” and “we are lowkey closer and closer to being in a transhumanist technofeudalist society”, which fits Lisa’s habit of dropping big-brain commentary into everyday life. Like Lisa, she’s a gifted student who half-mocks and half-leans into it, shown by “tfw your last minute poorly constructed undergradslop got a 98/100 rating from a professor that hates u”. There’s also a strong moral and emotional intensity—oscillating between idealism and despair—as seen in “the fall of civilization is near. will probably happen in the next century or so just watch” and darker posts like “do you know how it feels to be completely and utterly raped by the world”. Her mix of feminism and frustration with other women in “im a feminist but if i doom scroll tiktok long enough i start getting a lil misogynistic holy shit some women really are just stupid as fuck” mirrors Lisa’s tension between principles and misanthropy. Finally, the artsy, avant-garde taste—French extremity, Almodóvar, Björk, astrology, and aesthetics—echoes Lisa’s arts-and-culture nerd side, just pushed into a very online, queer, postmodern register.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly social, oriented around friends, parties, and public commentary, with lots of "oomf" talk and joking about being perceived, e.g. “if we know each other in real life there is a high chance that ive stalked your social media account. i just like observing people” and “that one homeboy whos highkey annoying as hell but you miss very dearly because you shared a lot of hype moments and aura together”. Their focus on patterns, theory, and cultural meta-critique points to Intuition: they spin abstract takes about geopolitics (“this really is the chinese century”), sexuality (“male looksmaxxing is lowkey feminist…”), and societal decline (“we are lowkey closer and closer to being in a transhumanist technofeudalist society”). Their style is cutting, analytical, and debate-oriented rather than harmony-seeking, consistent with Thinking: they call people “goycattle” and “slop consuming” in posts like “everyone i've seen who like that are slop consuming goycattle so i know which side to trust”, and dissect authors or celebrities with detached critique such as “why do transgressive gay guy novelists always seem to have some psychosexual obsession…”. Their life appears spontaneous and flexible, not tightly scheduled, pointing to Perceiving: they frequently mention last‑minute work (“how it feels to be working on an important assignment last minute and it's due tomorrow morning”), chaotic moods (“do you know how it feels to be completely and utterly raped by the world”), and impulsive aesthetic or drug fantasies like “my goal in life is to do drugs in foreign countries with oomf”. Overall, the combination of outward, performative energy, love of argument and cultural theory, sharp-edged logical criticism, and improvisational lifestyle fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if you were a straight guy you’d pull hella girls and cheat a lot — lucky for me you’re a cultured Venusian soul in girl form, so how about you just cheat on your sleep schedule and go out with me instead?
- You’ve rewatched *Y Tu Mamá También* four times and prefer French extremist films over YA tropeslop — can I audition to be your problematic love interest, or do I need at least one depraved sex-as-societal-decline scene on my résumé first?
- You talk about goycattle, Mossad agents, Indonesia-coded flags, and the coming technofeudalist apocalypse, but still find time to cry over moisturizer spills and college assignments — I don’t want to save the world, I just want to walk through its fall next to you.
- You’d name a kid ‘Yves Saint Lebron Uchiha,’ worship vintage Manolo Blahniks, and feel ‘Puerto Rican af’ on Christmas — statistically speaking, I think dating you would be the most stylish crossover event since Catholicism met reggaeton.
- You hate dogs, love long-faced chic girls, identify as a part-time Mexican/Filipino, and smell like vanilla ice cream in the morning — I’m not an ethno guesser, but I can confidently say your true nationality is ‘my type.’
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20 • film & astrology enjoyer 🇲🇽🇵🇭 • once got a 98/100 on an essay I wrote half-asleep at 3AM and never stopped talking about it– @CUCKTEAUTWINKS
Your signature cocktail
Venusian Goycattle Apocalypse
This drink starts with smoky mezcal for their dramatic, end-of-civilization flair and Mexican pride, echoing lines like “i would die for my country Mexico 🗣️🇲🇽🇲🇽” and “this is my first day of #mexican school. i hope they dont realize im #filipino”. A vanilla bean infusion nods to their soft, sensual side that still loves smelling like dessert, like “how it feels to wake up and the first thing you smell is your own body lotion (you smell like vanilla ice cream)”. The soju is a wink to their Indonesian life and that tragic discovery that the campus soju is halal and therefore uncool: “just foujd out that soju yg ada di janari itu halal. lame ahh hell bro 😭😭😭”. Calamansi/lime juice brings sharp acidity for their cutting, misanthropic takes, as in “we live in a goycattle epidemic” and their love of calling out slop culture like “enjoying greek mythology in the lady gaga ARTPOP way instead of the xe/they percy jackson lore olympus tumblrslop way >>>>>”. A pink grapefruit bitter liqueur captures their mix of sweetness and bitterness, glam but acerbic, fitting tweets such as “male looksmaxxing is lowkey feminist...” and “im a feminist but if i doom scroll tiktok long enough i start getting a lil misogynistic...”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water adds lightness and chaos, like a trendsetting cafe moment in “now theyre playing cvnty house music omg my impact #trendsetter” and the manic, cyclical energy of “WAKE UP IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user is intensely analytical, constantly dissecting culture, politics, sexuality, and aesthetics rather than just reacting. They show a critical, theory-brain kind of curiosity in tweets like “i always wonder what type of brainwashing that caused south east asians to worship and bootlick bourgeois east asian society like this. like do they put radiation beams in 'i got reincarnated as a villainess with 32 baby daddies' or some shit?” and “sometimes i see discourse xeets about romance related topics (booktok, shipping, tropes, etc) and it's like.. I'm so glad that my favorite depiction of human relationships in art are from french extremist films and almodovar's matador instead of bottom of the barrel tropeslop YA”. Their taste is explicitly tied to intellectual and artistic elitism, as in “guy who watches a godard movie for the first time:” and “just finished my fourth rewatch of y tu mama tambien”, suggesting someone who genuinely enjoys thinking about cinema as art, not just entertainment. They also self-position as socially observant and almost ethnographic, writing “i just really like looking at people's retweets and seeing/guessing what kinda person they are based on the stuff they like. ... i just like observing people”, which is very Ravenclaw: curiosity about patterns in human behavior. Even their jokes are framed like mini-essays or concepts—e.g., “male looksmaxxing is lowkey feminist in a sense that men are now hurting themselves and getting eating disorders in order to achieve an unrealistic beauty standard, something they've subjected women to for years”—indicating a tendency to theorize everyday phenomena. There is some Slytherin-style edge and ambition in their language, but the dominant throughline is wit, cultural literacy, and a love of analysis, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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boys - charli xcx
The best fit is “Boys” by Charli XCX, because so much of their personality revolves around playful, slightly chaotic boy-obsession and gender-bending humor. They explicitly say they do romance tropes “but with cute boys” in “i do this but with cute boys”, and joke about being a deadbeat avoidant boyfriend in “id be a deadbeat avoidant bf mansplainer like id deadass be so fucking annoying”, which mirrors the song’s flirty fixation on men from a self-aware, unserious POV. Their timeline is full of posts centering male beauty and gay culture, like “there is a gay man that lives inside of me. a whole gay man” and “my goal in life is to do drugs in foreign countries with oomf”, which matches the song’s fun, indulgent energy. Even their self-description as “beast mode” and preference for hedonistic, transgressive art in “if the movie doesnt have at least one scene in which its characters participate in depraved and disgusting sexual acts… then i dont want to watch it” fits Charli’s hyper-online, maximalist pop persona. All together, “Boys” captures their mix of irony, queer gaze, and unabashed fixation on men in a way that feels tailor-made.
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