Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous creativity: Frequent absurdist jokes and memes, e.g. calling a playlist “dos pirata viadinho” and imagining “barbanegra num pedalinho” show a playful, inventive sense of humor.
- Fandom passion: Deep engagement with Hannibal and Our Flag Means Death, e.g. long runs of tweets about Hannigram and “gentlebeard,” shows strong enthusiasm and media literacy.
- Self‑awareness: Acknowledges own flaws like “As vezes sou burro” and joking about knowing Bhaskara but not division, showing reflective awareness rather than pure defensiveness.
- Community engagement: Constant quote‑tweeting, polls about habits, and collaborative playlist with @Frankdiabo reflect social, interactive behavior and interest in others’ input.
- Queer identity pride: Openly identifies “Eu como nao binário” and uses queer slang and ships, reflecting comfort with and pride in their queer identity.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of insults like “seu merda,” “cachorra burra,” and “burros” can come off as aggressive and alienating.
- Self‑deprecation: Tweets like “Sou uma vergonha pra minha familia” and suicidal jokes about hair (“vou me matar”) show a tendency toward negative self‑talk.
- Impulsiveness: Admits risky or fear‑inducing behavior with “Já fiz isso e faço de vez em quando morrendo de medo mas faço é mais forte que eu,” indicating acting before thinking.
- Conflict orientation: Responses like “Faz melhor então seu merda” and threats like “ganha só um murro” suggest a confrontational way of handling disagreement.
- Crude sexual humor: User/handle plus explicit jokes like “aguenta um braço inteiro enfiando no cu” may limit audience and be off‑putting in broader contexts.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and funny but with flashes of vulnerability. Their sense of humor is crude and over-the-top, much like Bart’s prankster energy, in tweets like “Oloco barba negra aguenta um braço inteiro enfiando no cu” and “Com todo respeito a gillian esse icon me dá uma vibe de fubanga”. They show a gleeful enjoyment of being provocative and dramatic, for example “Sou uma vergonha pra minha familia” and “Sdds de quando meu cabelo era assim mds vou me matar”, which echoes Bart’s flair for melodrama and rebellion. At the same time, they’re deeply into niche fandoms and memes, like Hannibal and Our Flag Means Death, with posts such as “Stede e barbanegra é definitivamente o meu yaoi eu quero o sexo gay deles meu deus tô tão triste”, mirroring Bart’s obsessive pop-culture fixations. Their mix of juvenile jokes, impulsive comments, and underlying emotional intensity fits Bart far better than more restrained characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they talk about being a “shame” to their family and self-consciousness rather than parties or big social scenes, e.g. “Sou uma vergonha pra minha familia”, and they mostly comment from the sidelines on fandoms and shows instead of describing offline social life. Their humor and interests are strongly Intuitive: they love metaphors and fictional dynamics like “Canibalismo como uma metáfora pro amor NÃO se aplica aos hannigram…” and ship names such as “Ineffable Husbands Murder Husbands oque mais cowboy husbands perna de pau husbands”, focusing on concepts rather than concrete facts. They seem more Feeling than Thinking: they react emotionally and morally to things, e.g. “Horrível faz uma dessa comigo ganha só um murro” and “QUE DÓ 💔”, and obsess over romance and hurt/comfort in ships like Stede/Ed and Hannigram. Their lifestyle and language indicate Perceiving: they present themselves as messy, impulsive, and undecided, as in “As vezes sou burro”, “Todo cagado”, and constantly changing plans like “Mudança de planos esse vídeo…”, rather than structured or planned. Overall, the combination of introspective angst, imaginative fandom focus, emotion-driven reactions, and spontaneous, chaotic style lines up best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Hannibal never actually took a bite out of Will, but if loving you is canibalismo metafórico, pode me servir no prato que em 10 minutos eu e você e esse prato viramos destruição.
- You bought a Will Graham-style plaid shirt and still think you’re a vergonha pra família… don’t worry, I’m just trying to be the Hannibal to your Will: very well dressed and dangerously obsessed.
- Your red nail polish is ‘maioral’, your gentlebeard obsession is intense, and you recognize a Série S3RL a quilômetros… statistically speaking, the only thing missing from your skillset is dating me.
- You wanting to be magrelo to buy MLP clothes from the kids’ section is cute, but hear me out: we skip the infantil part, I take you on a pedalinho date estilo Stede & Barba Negra, and we see if we can out-gay their beijo.
- You said as vezes as pessoas só querem chupar plástico… lucky for you, I’m 100% reciclável: can be used for Our Flag Means Death marathons, Hannigram debates, and long discussions about why Mads Mikkelsen has ‘don’t call them bitches bro’ energy while I fall in love with you quietly on the timeline.
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Non-binary, part-time pirate, full-time media nerd. Discussing Hannibal, gentlebeard, math I don’t use, and why red nail polish never fails.– @cumgun_7
Your signature cocktail
Gentlebeard Red Flag Fizz
This drink is built on cachaça infused with chili pepper to match their chaotic, horny energy and pirate yaoi obsession, like when they scream about Gentlebeard and Hannigram in “Stede e barbanegra é definitivamente o meu yaoi eu quero o sexo gay deles meu deus tô tão triste” and “Canibalismo como uma metáfora pro amor NÃO se aplica aos hannigram…”. Red vermouth nods to their drama and love for red aesthetics, echoing “Os esmaltes vermelhos sao meio que os maiorais ne nao dão problema nenhum”. Blood orange soda keeps it playful and a bit deranged, like their offhand comments in “As vezes as pessoas só querem chupar plástico não é tão profundo assim” and all the quoted-tweet chaos. A hit of lime juice represents the self-deprecating humor and sudden emotional turns, as in “Sou uma vergonha pra minha familia” and “Terceiro divórcio dos meus pais”. The black salt rim is there for the dark, morbid edge beneath the jokes, perfectly matching lines like “Stede e barbanegra é definitivamente o meu yaoi eu quero o sexo gay deles meu deus tô tão triste” and “Obrigado Edward por favor oq Hannibal quis e não conseguiu”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows strong Ravenclaw traits: a mix of irony, meta-humor, and a tendency to overanalyze media and concepts. For example, they dissect metaphor and canon with a surprisingly analytical lens in “Canibalismo como uma metáfora pro amor NÃO se aplica aos hannigram pq o Hannibal em momento nenhum arrancou uma parte do Will e comeu mas se quiser me mandar uma fic onde ele faz isso estou de mente aberta”, which reveals both critical thinking and playful intellectual curiosity. They also display self-aware, slightly absurd humor in tweets like “Incrível como eu sei baskhara mas nao sei divisao”, framing their own knowledge gaps in a witty, reflective way. Their intense media engagement—treating Hannibal and Our Flag Means Death like textual puzzles and emotional case studies, as in “O maior pirata da história se arruinou sozinho QUEM PUXOU O BEIJO FOI ELE”—shows a very Ravenclaw tendency to pick apart character motivation and narrative structure. While there’s some Slytherin-style edge and Gryffindor impulsiveness in their vulgar, dramatic tone, what stands out most is the cleverness, meta-commentary, and enjoyment of thinking about things too much, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle fits them because it mixes dark humor, melodrama, and self-deprecation in the same way this user does. They joke about insecurity and body image, like when they say “Sdds de quando meu cabelo era assim mds vou me matar” and “Queria ser bem magrelo pra comprar roupa d mlp da sessao infantil”, echoing the song’s themes of wishing they were a different version of themselves. Their chaotic fandom obsession and fixation on ships, as in “Stede e barbanegra é definitivamente o meu yaoi eu quero o sexo gay deles meu deus tô tão triste” and “Edward vc ta tao apaixonado meu deus gentlebeard eu amo vices”, match the intense, messy emotional energy of the song. They also constantly lean into being a "disaster" in a half-joking way, like “Sou uma vergonha pra minha familia” and “Incrível como eu sei baskhara mas nao sei divisao”, which lines up with the song’s mix of irony, angst, and theatrical self-loathing. Overall, Teen Idle captures their blend of queer, fandom-heavy, dramatic, and irreverent online persona.
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